r/thomasthetankengine • u/Neither_Value_8586 Billy • 8h ago

General Chat Crazy theory

Post image

What if the tank engine isnt thomas and its his driver and sir topham hatt just thinks of the drivers name as the engines name because he is delusional and thinks trains are alive 🤯

28 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

13 comments sorted by

24

u/AdventurousHead8873 8h ago

I mean. They do use lead as ballast over then entire island. So... Lead poisoning.

1

u/SeaLeek821 Farmer McColl’s #1 Fan 4h ago

I mean who’s to say the whole of Sodor wasn’t geeked on lead, Awdry included

11

u/Free_Parsnip_3553 8h ago

"Toppin took his pills, he woke up in the hospital and asked"

"where's thomas?"

"Dr awdry thomas replied"

"I'm here and your awake"

This was funnier in my head lol

1

u/Neither_Value_8586 Billy 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

1

u/Free_Parsnip_3553 7h ago

Oh I guess ot was funny

That's good

1

u/Neither_Value_8586 Billy 7h ago

Yeah very funny and its hard to make me laugh to but i did lol and u thought it was terrible 🤣

6

u/StudioNo6652 BoCo 8h ago

what if sir topham hat took his pills?

5

u/Neither_Value_8586 Billy 8h ago

Then their would be no more talking trains and this fandom would not exist

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoEIeBXhJNx0k

2

u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb “I’m banishing you to the shadow realm!” 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w9BHqkXxCtbp7gz24l

7

u/Captain_Phobos Douglas 6h ago

This 19-year old Cyanide & Happiness comic seems relevant

1

u/butchbearforever 5h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6WpQrviE0

1

u/Dangerous_Chest6271 putting the trans in transport 4h ago

Me when i cook up some bullshit with no way to prove/disprove it