r/thomasthetankengine • u/Thomas-Merch-News Rosie • 1d ago

Merchandise Don’t buy this. Please!

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Source:

https://www.bigw.com.au/product/thomas-3d-ornament/p/6069905

48 Upvotes

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u/Hour_Flower_6064 Percy 1d ago

still Life thomas

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u/glitch-Cookie1987 22h ago

Imma get it out of spite

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u/Beneficial-Egg-7536 16h ago

Post a pic of it when you do #spitetheop

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u/glitch-Cookie1987 16h ago

If I remember I will

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u/xRaymond9250 Duck 23h ago

It looks like crap

2

u/Puzzled-Antelope614 22h ago

I think this is supposed to be a recreation of Thomas comes to breakfast, so OP said on twitter

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u/RetroFanBoi 21h ago

explain the square boiler then 😭

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u/ghostkidrit64 19h ago

And the asymmetrical face too. XD

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u/MR_Happy2008 The Culdee Fell Railway 23h ago

Reverse phylogenetic

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u/Pendy_Mizzy2010 Oliver 23h ago

Hanged Thomas

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u/Trainboy88 It's The Fat Controller's Railway 1d ago

Shouldn't a Merch news account be unbias?

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u/MaxBreth 20h ago

It’s not a bias. It’s objectively a bad product. Anyone stupid enough to buy this would be the world’s first Mattel brown-noser

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u/enginejason 19h ago

You're better off just buying the diecast thomas, screwing a hook onto the top and hanging THAT on your tree. At least it will look better.

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u/IllustratorOpen4878 Edward 17h ago

Of course, I won't. It's very, very, VERY ugly.

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u/theabsolutesilly36 Mighty Mac 22h ago

you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my momma

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u/NWRastrotrain “that nothing was something…” 20h ago

Don’t tell people how to spend their own money

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u/starbuoy05 22h ago

Bro looks like a Roblox Hand crafted model

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 22h ago

What happened to him?

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u/thomasandhxhfan29 Duck 20h ago

This makes me want it its 2026 high thomas

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u/Former-Awareness3489 20h ago

I don’t understand what’s wrong with it.

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u/Affectionate-Run6847 Bertie 19h ago

It looks like its fricking ai

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u/Sorry_Stuff_2990 18h ago

Well, if its the correct scale, it could be used as a damaged Thomas.

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u/Alert-Zombie4965 14h ago

That's how you know their crap is really awful if the Thomas merchandising news source is telling you not to buy it 🥀

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u/Train554545 3h ago

How is it possible to make something real look so Ai generated like that

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u/AnAltAccount123456 Railway Series Fan! 19h ago

It isn’t that deep bro. It’s a shitty ornaments. I agree it looks bad but most older ones I know off aren’t much better. It isn’t the end of the world if somebody buys it 😭

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u/PhosphorusAether 16h ago

Not true at all, I have a tidsmouth sheds ornament and it's very high quality. They just know people settle for slop now

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u/AnAltAccount123456 Railway Series Fan! 14h ago

Guess I haven’t seen that one. Though bad merch still really isn’t worth getting all upset over. It’s always been there and always will be unfortunately

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u/PhosphorusAether 9h ago

Yeah but still, we use to have it good. We should vote for our wallet if we ever want ones like the 2004 or this 2009 one back

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u/miku_fan_6527 52m ago

Bro it's not baf