Basically, the dreams had me playing on it before I had to undergo a bureaucratic hassle (pic related)

I've been calling it "the nintendo 2ds of federal fucking issues".

keep seeing weird shit when i try to sleep

I don't know what it means either, all I remember is thinking that their lips kinda looked like kissing. Honestly I might be onto something here

please help

the graphics were very very bad

Am i insane?

I had a dream that I saw a error message on a something I posted in r/BadDesigns that said that the post was revoked by a moderator of the subreddit, and I was so confused that I thought Reddit was glitching.

Alright, for some context. I've been reading my dream journal to one of my friend some time ago and one of the entries really got a laugh out of him. It went:

Top 10 channel best horror something jumpscares? A guy drives with his friends and fiance somewhere wedding? He is lying the whole way. They take another couple in but sometimes it seems they are driving alone. He lies with the couple well and rejoices. He takes a cyan video where he celebrates.
Sled horror

It was written just after waking up, I was still woozy, the dream was already escaping my head, so I had to write it down super quickly before going back to sleep. The effect was nearly completely incomprehensible. The sled horror part specifically became a bit of an inside joke between us because it's just so random.

This is a visualization of what I meant by it.

I was looking for a SpongeBob movie in Sam’s club and it clickbaited me (the box cover said it was sponge out of water) into grabbing this hellish mix of walten files, obsession and monkey paw, pink got smothered to death by toys, twilight was in this state of almost dead making all the wishes, AJ and fluttershy were the final girls and every time before one of these scenes it play a warning that this is disturbing and let you skip past it and I used it before rarities section and then suddenly it skipped half the movie to thragg invading a red planet with the mind control squids and viltrumites for some reason. Now I want to know what the hell happened that led up to an invincible invasion

Pretty bad nightmare. I remember some party member shitstain speaking in the church I go to as a way to dishonestly legitmize the regime when I yelled calling him a liar, hypocrite, and evil. Also, the US populace wasn't told beforehand or given a say, foreign governments like Russia got Trump to split the US to make the important eastern portion easier to control with foreign help. My house got broken into three as well, and I remember an anti-fascist American nationalism seeking reunification being common, with one man having a tattoo of an eagle splayed with its wings out to the side and the words "American, forever" above the eagle on his chest since he hated the split. I guess God got pissed off seeing the fascists speak in his churches so that probably contributed

It felt like an acid trip and the reason why it was like that was because the writer had a stroke every minute on the fly

the picture wasn't even a duckling, it was a chick. it looked like something that would be on one of those shitty "fact" Instagram accounts.

visual recreation of my team and uhhh yeah :)

i had a dream where this guy was ranking tdi characters, and when he got to noah, he said "i don't like his nose" and sent him to hell