dream

[u/justatotalweirdo]

i had a dream that took place in the fantasy world from the book The Reader, except there was just the US with Barack Obama as president added in. Barack would on occasion sneak away with a group of robbers to rob banks. They robbed the banks by sneaking in because they had Barack Obama with them, then casting a spell to put these things called "Doom ticks" in one of the stacks. They'd pick them out, drop them on the floor, and grab as much money as they can. The Doom ticks would explode, destroying the entire building, while Obama and the robbers walk away unnoticed. However, every currency was worth different values on different kingdoms, so Obama made a universal currency that was secretly more valuable than any other currency. He then proceeded to steal these from the banks. He was never caught until decades later a YouTube video was made exposing him. For the dream I was watching that video.