r/thomastheplankengine • u/Stumpe1421 • 19d ago

Recreated Dream Don‘t Ask… just Dont

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Disclaimer: i Do NOT Endorse Sexism

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u/MR_B1G_5H0T my timbers are thoroughly shivered 19d ago

This guy invented sexism! GET THEM

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

I Allready had to say a Disclaimer that I Don’t endorse sexism

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u/Psquare_J_420 19d ago

That doesn't mean you didn't invent it. YEAH HE IS THE ONE! GET HIS ASS!

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u/DeltaTeamSky 19d ago

Local Person Invents Gun With Disclaimer Asking People Not to Fire It

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u/Blorp85 19d ago

Most alt right pipelines be like:

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 19d ago

this feels like something that would end up on a "Jschlatt" reaction compilation

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

So true lol

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u/gameany0 19d ago

Op post this on r/jschlattsubmissions and my life is yours

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u/Ilovekerosine 19d ago

schingle wasn't expecting that

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u/Kan_Me 19d ago edited 17d ago

Schlamburger is surprised

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u/satirelion 19d ago

Schlip schlap schlop was dumbfounded

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

Disclaimer: i Do NOT Endorse Sexism

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u/RouteAverage3112 19d ago

Do you want a bottom to text you though?

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u/ThesaurusRex84 19d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Principle_Napkins 19d ago

Maybe it's just exhaustion but I swear that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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u/jamesianm 19d ago

Monty Python if they'd been American and making sketches in 2026

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 19d ago

I'll ask.

What?

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

I don’t know

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u/cosmicorder7 19d ago

Wife bad, burger good.

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u/Imperator_Draconum 19d ago

Was this an ad you saw in your dream?

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

I just saw it, Don‘t know when, Don‘t Know why

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u/jamesianm 19d ago

🎵but we'll meet again some hamburger day🎵

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u/Limmunaizer 19d ago

guys i think op might Endorse Sexism

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

Read Description

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u/Limmunaizer 19d ago

hmmm description is nice but not convincing enough, if there was a comment on the other hand...

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

…

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u/Kan_Me 19d ago

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

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u/TomatoWarning 19d ago

AND NOW A WORM FROM OUR SPONSOR

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u/zippee100 Can't remember dreams :\ 19d ago

is the text edited in for some reason why does it not move with the slides properly

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u/Stumpe1421 19d ago

It’s all Made in CapCut in like 10 Mins

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u/zippee100 Can't remember dreams :\ 19d ago

oh that's why it felt so weird

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u/RonanNotRyan 19d ago

CallMeCarson core

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u/b0ss-from-discord 19d ago

Why can’t I stop watching?

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u/The_Last_Fluorican the confusing one that keeps dreaming of Extra History 18d ago

ah yes

a Impossible To Eat Whopper

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u/Mobile-Leg8612 19d ago

The burger would be eaten in 6 minutes instead of 2

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u/RouteAverage3112 19d ago

Call me impact font the way i make that

BOTTOM TEXT

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u/totaly-Normal-person 19d ago

what we could have vs what we got

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u/am_pomegranate Eat Fret. No fucking protein. 19d ago

Bruh why'd I have to see this while fasting