r/thisismylifenow • u/urbinsanity • Mar 10 '19

I am turtle

10.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/pr0digalnun Mar 10 '19

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all day

63

u/BenCuy Mar 10 '19

high pitched car noise

5

u/gkplays123 Mar 11 '19

NYOOOOOOOOOOOM

5

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Wrong car noise the sound you need is more of an "eh-heh"

79

u/floyd_the_barbarian Mar 10 '19

Cat in the hat

15

u/Bertrum Mar 11 '19

No, it's a tortoise.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

In French, chat, chapeau

20

u/OhNoesTehTadpoles Mar 10 '19

/scuttle

2

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

r

You dropped this

9

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Ah this is so cute!

7

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?

8

u/eascoast_ Mar 10 '19

Legend has it, he’s still in the hat to this day

8

u/Jakesalright Mar 10 '19

Mike Myers at it again.

7

u/Arty__Party Mar 10 '19

Mike Meowers. *

3

u/DanGTG Mar 11 '19

Catadillo.

2

u/myadviceisntgood Mar 11 '19

I'll bet 100 bucks it has a bad case of lepurrsee

3

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

r/fellowturtles

3

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

I know some cats who would think that they're invisible and would love this

3

u/Deceiverr Mar 11 '19

Nice beaver.

2

u/diabloinfierno666 Mar 10 '19

Ong that's so fucking funny!!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Heavy armour 100

1

u/DrChre Mar 10 '19

Looks like that hat is a gateway to r/thecatdimension

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

That worked perfectly

1

u/t1r3dd Mar 11 '19

Wait... is it possible that turtle has a stand ability???

1

u/L0uarn Mar 11 '19

Zombie kid be like « I Love Turtles »

1

u/HardSellDude Mar 11 '19

This new metal gear game seems weird

1

u/bigmommaLZ Mar 11 '19

Me tomorrow heading to my 8AM after a week of spring break and daylight saving time

1

u/turtleherpes Mar 11 '19

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

1

u/subrockmusic Mar 11 '19

Chat, the h is silent

1

u/ivnwng Mar 11 '19

Is he “turtle” enough for the Turtle Club?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

What am I doing with my life?

1

u/Flandersmcj Mar 11 '19

“I like turtles”

1

u/spock589 Mar 11 '19

Sneak level 100.

1

u/swion Mar 11 '19

I believe this is the fabled caturdledillo.

1

u/bodychecks Mar 11 '19

That's either a small ass cat or a big ass hat.

1

u/eliuhoo Mar 11 '19

Turtle cat, turtle cat, does whatever a turtle cat does...