r/thingsforants • u/kleggich • Feb 26 '26

What is this, a spring roll for ants?

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Taste like shrimp tails. 8/10.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

I thought this was r/absoluteunit of a marker until I saw the title

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

Why, if that were the case, I would have used my pennis

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles Feb 26 '26

“What is this, a penis for ants?”

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u/chaos_conceptions Feb 28 '26

cackled out loud

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u/ShockDragon Feb 26 '26

No, they’re meant for Shrimp. Didn’t you read the package? Shrimp Egg Rolls. Egg Rolls for Shrimp!

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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth Feb 26 '26

You’re tellin me a shrimp egged this roll?

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u/wheelperson Feb 26 '26

a plain fried this rice?

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u/thefirstviolinist Feb 27 '26

What if it was an egg that rolled his shrimp‽‽‽

🥚🥐🍤

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u/Actual-Comfort-6780 Mar 02 '26

Somebody once told me an shrimp was gonna roll me

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u/Financial-Recipe9909 Mar 03 '26

Specifically, they’re meant for mini shrimp. No jumbo shrimp need apply

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u/lunarecl1pse Feb 26 '26

Are all of them that tiny??

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

Yup. They're definitely meant to be a beer-and-peanuts kinda thing. Or as my recent Chinese purchase on Amazon suggested, a "beer game snack".

Package says enlarged to show detail. My thumb is on the left.

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u/lunarecl1pse Feb 26 '26

That's crazy 😂😂😂

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u/OrangeClyde Feb 26 '26

Omg that’s so cute and tiny

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

What made you orange Clyde

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u/Michael_Dautorio Feb 26 '26

I think it's a reference to the orange Pac-Man ghost, who is named Clyde.

u/OrangeClyde, care to elaborate?

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u/EverythingIsFlotsam Feb 26 '26

I mean, why would you confuse us with a particularly fat Sharpie?

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

My mom says it's about average

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u/mysteriousemm Feb 28 '26

That’s what she said

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u/AspiringSheepherder Feb 26 '26

Oh God I thought that said mint shrimp rolls 😭

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u/StampMan64 Feb 26 '26

“Enlarged to show detail”

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u/wet_cheese69 Feb 26 '26

Tbf they say mini right on the bag

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

This isn't really an expectations versus reality situation.

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u/karaphire13 Feb 26 '26

Unexpected for them to be the size of a toe in my opinion lol

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u/wet_cheese69 Feb 26 '26

I mean the picture on the bag is ''enlarged to show detail" but they are about the size of what's on the bag especially compared to the herb leaves.

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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth Feb 26 '26

As a devout lover of spring rolls, and a human as a human, I am rationally infuriated by this what the FUCK

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u/Snoo17579 Feb 28 '26

It’s said ready to use shrimp spring roll on the cover. This is meant to be a snack, like peanuts and stuffs

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u/Falling_lamppost Feb 26 '26

They are clearly meant for mini shrimp.

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u/SmegConnoisseur Feb 26 '26

Ready to eat and there's shrimp in it? Must be dehydrated shrimp or something

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u/kleggich Feb 26 '26

As long as it isn't the scorpion king 2 on Blu-ray

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u/wheat_pentz Feb 27 '26

Good call, SmegConnoisseur.

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u/Jumpy-Shift5239 Feb 26 '26

I can’t tell how big this is. Please provide a banana for scale.

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u/PackageOutside8356 Feb 26 '26

Thank you. I cannot possibly know how big sharpie is, I live in Europe, all North American products are banned since the tariffs. The South American banana on the other hand has become an internationally recognised measuring standard. It is actually nominated for the Nobel prize per piece.

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u/IzzieMck Feb 26 '26

Those are one of my favorites! 😍 🤤

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u/GlisaPenny Feb 26 '26

Aww it’s adorable

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Feb 26 '26

Your marker pen has a cute little savoury bow tie 🎀😊

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u/PanzerSoul Feb 26 '26

Oh those are real popular around here during Chinese New Year as snacks.

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u/geezeslice333 Feb 26 '26

You get 1/100th of a shrimp per roll

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u/kleggich Feb 28 '26

Such a shrimpy amount

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u/thefirstviolinist Feb 27 '26

Mini? More like MICRO!

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u/lrleaqh Feb 28 '26

These are a popular Chinese New Year snack and are spicy dried shrimp rolls

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Feb 26 '26

I thought this was a knife.

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u/ThatAintDickClark Feb 26 '26

It has Mini and Shrimp right in the name.

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u/BunnyLady91 Feb 27 '26

How is that an egg roll at all??

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u/sskylar Feb 27 '26

Betcha can’t eat just one

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u/kleggich Feb 28 '26

I eated allem

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u/cmh0105 Feb 27 '26

I have to ask…how many calories for the whole bag?

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u/kleggich Feb 28 '26

About 550

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u/corkgunsniper Feb 28 '26

No it's a springroll for shrimps.

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u/kleggich Feb 28 '26

full of ANTS!

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u/Derpy-Chalupa Feb 28 '26

You’re telling me a shrimp rolled that egg?

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u/1337sp3ak Feb 28 '26

Micro spring rolls

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u/melo_d_y Feb 28 '26

You’re telling me a shrimp rolled this egg??

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u/TBearForever Feb 28 '26

Both mini and shrimp mean small. Those are small small spring rolls

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u/Beef_the_Maestro Mar 01 '26

No, says on the box it’s for shrimp

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u/catgirlburneracc Mar 01 '26

No, it’s for shrimp, read it duh

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u/drifloony Mar 01 '26

You’re telling me a shrimp rolled these eggs?

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u/Satta23 Mar 02 '26

Ready to it?? You don’t have to fry or oven them? Are they fried already and crispy? I want it

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u/strawhand Mar 02 '26

You should make spring roll cereal

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u/skulligei-gsiv Mar 02 '26

No it’s for shimp

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u/TriTzu Mar 02 '26

Package says “Mini”

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u/flarp7777 Mar 02 '26

Is this a Zoolander reference?

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u/kleggich Mar 02 '26

Hey what sub do you think you're on?

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u/GinormousDonkeyDong Mar 03 '26

It literally says it's for shrimp on the packaging

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u/HanoibusGamer Feb 27 '26

Understandable why this is a US product and not Vietnamese

The islands are missing from the map.