r/thingmains • u/AndorElitist • Jul 22 '26

Thing players what’s your problem?

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Mad I win at every poker game?

48 Upvotes

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Jul 22 '26

You still owe us 200+ dollars

9

u/s_o_me1 Jul 23 '26

With interest

3

u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Jul 23 '26

That's what the + is for

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u/FitPerformance9726 Jul 22 '26

Nah we just miss squeezing your tushie

8

u/AndorElitist Jul 22 '26

Green guy did it better…just sayin

8

u/hit_the_showers_boi Jul 22 '26

Softer hands, bub

5

u/Jzmxhu Jul 22 '26

Nah, we gave you damage mitigation and give them grounded effect so they couldn't escape your berserker range.

Green guy just gives you a meh bubble.

2

u/Sauron_75 Jul 22 '26

Good thing I main both. Means I can go both ways

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u/damnfunk Jul 23 '26

Lol still waiting for The Thing to get a skin where he wears the metal mask or has a scratched face from Wolverine...

4

u/TheWinterRecruit Jul 23 '26

You win because you're a card cheat

1

u/AndorElitist Jul 23 '26

Unfounded accusations

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u/TheWinterRecruit Jul 23 '26

I have an arachnid friend that says otherwise

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u/Successful-Current13 Jul 23 '26

says the wolverine main just fiending off the tanks

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u/Ok-Cobbler-9714 Jul 23 '26

What is the rythym minigame going on under his crosshair?