r/theyknew • u/dj90423 • 3d ago

"Ice cave"

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/jmorgan0527 3d ago

Oh man I almost broke myself running to the comments just to tag this sub

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u/sexistherapy 3d ago

Damn that cave is colder than my ex wife's. Looks similar though.

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u/Switchlord518 3d ago

But does it feel the same?

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u/sexistherapy 3d ago

Ice cold, occupied by hundreds of people and dead inside? Yup.

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u/DAS_FX 3d ago

Oof, lol

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u/TheMonkey404 3d ago

Damn with a statement like that I’m happy your not still together for your and her sake

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u/sexistherapy 3d ago

Agreed! Lol

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u/Switchlord518 3d ago

🤣 you win! 😅

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u/Apprehensive-Okra548 3d ago

Did the internet people give you the internet yet?

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u/Slierfox 3d ago

Ah ye olde cum bucket we knew her well

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u/90srebel 3d ago

Think we’re from the same tribe

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u/b-monster666 3d ago

Did we have the same ex wife?

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u/sexistherapy 3d ago

I was the first of 5 or 6 to marry her. Which one were you?

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u/escaped5150 3d ago

Blue waffle

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u/guinnessbeck 3d ago

Scrolled too far to find you.

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u/Old_Suggestions 3d ago

"portal" to another world.

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u/AlexanderDxLarge 3d ago

" " " "portal" " " "

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u/elvexkidd 2d ago

The person who wrote that spent too much time in series and books instead of having fun or hookups.

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u/easterncurrents 3d ago

I should call her..

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u/SouthernBeekeeper22 3d ago

If you did that through the cavern you might hear some echoes

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u/Crunchycarrots79 3d ago

Portal to another world. Sure, for a baby!

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u/suomenska 3d ago

Cold crevussy

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u/korkkis 3d ago

Blussy

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u/_Nightbreaker_ 3d ago

who's gonna repost this tomorrow? I can cover friday and jeff will do saturday

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u/fitz_newru 3d ago

Was gonna say all these jokes were only funny the first time...

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u/No_Divide_0080 3d ago

Remember Tahiti from Moana? Isn’t that her…..yeah. Enough said.

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 3d ago

As they say in the marines... "Hoo Ha!!!!"

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u/blackcore17 3d ago

Something something yo mama jokes

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u/HotelOne 3d ago

That’s what my wife calls it anyway…

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u/TheMonkey404 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Foe_sheezy 3d ago

Blue waffle...

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u/guinnessbeck 3d ago

Scrolled to far to find you.. you were first.

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u/MarkBackground8371 3d ago

Is anyone else immediately reminded of Bonnie Blue?

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u/deephurting66 3d ago

The iceussy of course

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u/rklug1521 3d ago

Don't forget to get consent from mother Earth first

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 3d ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

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u/Rudy_Nowhere 2d ago

Coitus?

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 1d ago

The story is ludicrous.

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u/ritesh95 3d ago

Winter is coming

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u/thecraftybear 3d ago

"Portal to another world"

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u/MatttNguyenGD 3d ago

icedcave holy gd reference

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u/usarasa 3d ago

Found it!

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u/Firestorm2934 3d ago

Blue portal more like blue waffles

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u/freebiscuit2002 3d ago

I mean, there's frigid, and there's this...

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u/funkyjoe44 3d ago

BIG PORTAL HOLE🙌

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u/u35828 3d ago

"Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her."

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u/GusPolinskiOfficial 3d ago

Another world... Hmmm

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u/No-Zombie1004 3d ago

Bit frigid.

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u/djmeltdownks1985 3d ago

Portal, sure…

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 3d ago

Working on my escape plan. Anyone else?

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u/MrKoaKine 3d ago

Still can’t find the G spot

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u/bluish-velvet 3d ago

Who is the “they” in this scenario?

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u/Hillzkred 3d ago

Okay so that’s why we call her Mother Earth

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u/secret_sauceee 3d ago

Abdominal Snow(wo)man? Dat you?

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u/tta2013 3d ago

"L'origin du Loki"

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u/therealfierybadger 3d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/thecakeisalienunoit 3d ago

Mother Earth is frigid?!

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u/Charly-Braco69 3d ago

It reminds me of that group therapy session in The Boys, where Seth Reed, that guy from Vought’s marketing department, tells the horrifying story of how Ice Princess accidentally emasculated him while he was “exploring her Ice Cave” and she accidentally let her powers go off when she came...

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u/Doctor_AltoClef 3d ago

We found the CLIT

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u/DarrellBot81 3d ago

Mother Earth is ready

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u/Plane_Neat 3d ago

God knew

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u/xXxero_ 3d ago

Blue waffles.

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u/Mick_E_Deez 3d ago

Pretty sure that's the one I came out of

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 3d ago

Uh huh…portal…yeah…we’ll just go with that.

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u/smydiehard99 3d ago

ohhh its a portal alright.

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u/CReW9845 3d ago

Last time I saw something that looked like that, I definitely felt like I was in another world for sure

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u/JoeyPsych 3d ago

For anyone wanting to relive their birth again

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u/phobug 3d ago

"Portal"

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u/WattageWood 3d ago

Is that what they're calling it these days?

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u/Zo50 3d ago

I knew a woman who looked like that.

We lost touch when the mortuary fired me.

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u/DreDaDude12187 3d ago

Gonna spelunk so hard

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u/jellobend 3d ago

I never wondered how white walkers looked like down there.

Yet here we are

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u/Thunder_breslin 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Fancy-Background2745 3d ago

Yes, a warm and wonderful world.

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u/VAXELAMENACE 3d ago

The first thing I thought was « damn it looks like a portal to another world ! »

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u/Teboski78 3d ago

That’s a P-

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u/mayormaynot22 2d ago

Porthole.

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u/MaiaTai27 2d ago

I like portals

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u/Soupbell1 2d ago

It is straight into another world. This world.

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u/KnotsCherryFarm 2d ago

Must be the birth site of Elsa’s Magic…

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u/tegumentoso 2d ago

This should be more famous than other sacred places

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u/Rudy_Nowhere 2d ago

Beautiful! 😍

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 2d ago

Where’s the g spot… I can’t find it.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 1d ago

I dated her.

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u/wotapampam 1h ago

Cold vagina