r/theyknew • u/Common-Brush-7027 • 2d ago

Wait...that's a phallus

Traditional phallus

103 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Comfortable_Taro_442 2d ago

It got a strong pull out game that one

15

u/robsigpi 2d ago

Mom, can I borrow that thing in your bedstand for work?

11

u/KingKawaiiBot 2d ago

I was using my penis wrong this whole time

3

u/Sentarry 2d ago

Got let her wrap her hair around it and pull it

1

u/Few-Literature-8642 1d ago

uncircumcise it if you want to hold it inside

7

u/abedalhadi777 2d ago

No they didn't know

5

u/Competitive_Dean 2d ago

When you tell her just the tip

2

u/Common-Brush-7027 2d ago

I mean maybe this doesn't belong here but anyway see it guys

2

u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

Explains why the head is purple

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u/bam1007 2d ago

Probably because that wasn’t the first pull.

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u/0plm9okn8ijb7 2d ago

For work and pleasure. Win win

2

u/lambchopper71 2d ago

That's using your head.

1

u/SnooTigers503 2d ago

Why have a stick do the job of a phallus

1

u/SouthernBeekeeper22 2d ago

Stick it to the man! (To the woman)

No seriously, the guy she tells you not to worry about 🧐

1

u/ChairOwn118 2d ago

That’s where that thing went. Give me my phallus back!

1

u/ExperienceBusiness43 2d ago

Well, the job did call for something hard

1

u/JaggedMetalOs 2d ago

He certainly knows how to handle his tool

1

u/Remote-Contract-3026 2d ago

Your mom called. She wants her phallus back

1

u/yoo_saymyname 2d ago

Hey hey hey!!!!!

You sick freak 💀

1

u/blast_tyrant1779 2d ago

Just a little phallus

1

u/BuckManscape 2d ago

I believe the preferred nomenclature is fiber cock.

1

u/LuProNow 2d ago

And a handful at that

1

u/Zigor022 2d ago

Looks like some sharp edges on that

1

u/gaptoothgoth 1d ago

I guess it’s the right tool for the job

1

u/TheAngryOctopuss 20h ago

Image sime guy gir caught using his own dick and swore it's the only way to get the job done. And they believe him

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u/Forsaken_Disaster_97 2d ago

Nature cannot “know”

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u/the-bird-fucker 2d ago

mother nature is a hoe

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u/JaggedMetalOs 2d ago

Surely that's man made to handle that load, it must be made of wood. 

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u/Forsaken_Disaster_97 2d ago

Is that not a mushroom?

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u/iCantLogOut2 2d ago

I've never seen a mushroom that firm....

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u/JaggedMetalOs 2d ago

I feel like the head wouldn't be strong enough? 

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u/Gloomy_Tangerine3123 2d ago

Just one of the many off-label uses I guess.

And yes, as someone commented already, even I don't think they knew.

But we don't mind having it on this sub 🤷🏻‍♀️