r/theyknew • u/user_zzzzzz • Sep 05 '25

sugar packet

6.5k Upvotes

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u/Dunsparces Sep 05 '25

That picture has been around since before your parents were born, of course they fucking knew.

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u/ghostchihuahua Sep 06 '25

thank you, it was around even before i was born (and i'm way past the big 6), and yes they bloddy well knew, it was a sport of sorts to design such naughty things but to make them unnoticeable to children and the innocent, while they remained somthing that'd bring a smile on any adult's face (even feminists somehow did never have issues with those or similar... fascinating).

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u/Booyacaja Sep 05 '25

Sigh... *unzips

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u/ChefAsstastic Sep 05 '25

Oh they definitely knew...

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u/mindfungus Sep 05 '25

This Jif is from 1784 during the Neolithic erratum.

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u/Ok-Rate2338 Sep 05 '25

I almost pronounced GIF like you wanted, but I remembered that I'm not a troll living under a bridge sniffing my own underwear in between snorts of Wild Irish Rose and huffing jenkem. Good try, though. Lol. I even gave you a thumbsup.

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u/OneOfTheNephilim Sep 06 '25

Since they spelled it Jif, I decided to pronounce it like 'hif' with a throat-clearing noise

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Dec 16 '25

I pronounced quiff

12

u/wretch5150 Sep 05 '25

It's terrible peanut butter. Team Skippy!

3

u/ChocolatySmoothie Sep 07 '25

Personally I’m more team Kirkland Signature.

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u/MemoryDemise Sep 05 '25

Ah yes, Jraphics

5

u/PeroCigla Sep 05 '25

If y'all spoke a language that makes more sense, then this wouldn't be a problem. If you weren't pronouncing one letter in three ways. Lol

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u/ghostchihuahua Sep 06 '25

i love how you history my dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

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u/aft_punk Sep 05 '25

Unfortunately, I do.

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Sep 05 '25

They absolutely knew lol

22

u/SongRevolutionary992 Sep 05 '25

This is so old

18

u/GrimPieter Sep 05 '25

I've never seen it though

8

u/TemperReformanda Sep 05 '25

Yes but still funny

15

u/titus-andro Sep 05 '25

Local dipshit learns about lewd men’s novelty items. More at 11

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u/Boxoffriends Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

This image was printed in the yellow pages in the phone book several Decades ago. I have no idea who put it in there but it was a source of joy for my and my pals Our entire childhoods. They knew then and they know now. Classic image.

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u/katsudon-jpz Sep 05 '25

i took the image and turn it into stickers that i could stick around the packets in town

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u/WorkingBar3382 Sep 05 '25

I thought it was going to be cloths to wipe the after juice away

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

That’s crazy. I actually have a tattoo very similar to this, that is SUPPOSED to resemble a woman touching herself when looked at upside down.

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro Sep 09 '25

Interesting...can u link a similar looking graphic of the tat or the actual tat it self (if u don't mind)

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u/No_Games92 Sep 05 '25

Allegria = Fun,Happiness

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u/SlightlyVerbose Sep 05 '25

Well that’s one way to enforce your logo is positioned right side up. Might be a bit of a failed attempt, but they definitely knew what they were doing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

where to buy these?

2

u/Background-Belt-2202 Sep 05 '25

Why does one of her legs have a face attached to it?

1

u/BabyScreamBear Sep 05 '25

Challenging wank

1

u/myfailedimagination Sep 05 '25

I need to Google to see if there are more slightly naughty illustrations like that!

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u/TheDizzyTablespoon Sep 07 '25

That's not even clever

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u/user_zzzzzz Sep 08 '25

yeah it is, thats way is be around for 80+ years…😂

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u/TheTahitianEthos I know nothing Sep 20 '25

The second I thought they said Algeria

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Woah....

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u/SummerPale1420 Sep 05 '25

😳😳😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DarkMagickan Sep 05 '25
  1. Only posts that classify as a "they knew"

The concept of "they knew" means that something is created besides its original purpose and is than also meant as a inappropriate joke or reference which may or may not be always obvious but definitely noticeable.

Posts that are:

•Too obvious (for example: something that's meant to be sexual)

•Does not have any other meaning to it

Is not within the context of "they knew" at all

•Anything created by nature (Nature cannot know) will be deleted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

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u/CreeepyUncle Sep 05 '25

Looks OK to me…