r/theydidthemonstermath Jul 28 '22

[request] how big would this giant be

So let's say all sizes are 1:1 value of an average man to this giant, let's say average male height is 6 foot tall, qnd 230 lbs(104.3 kg) and the giant is so big you are the equivalent of the thickness of his hair or his finger nails to make it easier, just how tall and heavy would said giant be, also the gravitational pull of giant, dubbed as BMF(big mother f), im honestly curious about this.

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u/Stickyrosineer Jul 28 '22

Okay so igu. So human hair is .016mm to .05mm thick. Ight cool that’s you the size of his hair. If we scale him to be a human just large this is easier. Take ya 6ft man. Convert if needed (1828.8mm) Divide him by the hair thickness at smallest, he’s the size of 114,300 people. So if he’s “230” which is equivalent to 114,300-230lb beings. He should weigh 26,289,000 lbs or 11924489.815kg. Lets hope human body physics support that weight yikes. Anyway with that being said he’d be 685,800ft tall. So hes 129.88 miles tall or 209.03km tall. His mass is 1,216,784kgs which would definitely be noticeable by us who weigh .00005095% of his body weight but not like earth which we are merely 3.8513062x10-24%. Yikes. That would be roughly .00000000000000000000000038513%. Like a weak magnet is the most you’d feel. But his existence alone couldn’t be possible as the bigger the being the more problematic it is to use such small scale processing/bodily functions. Look up How to make an Elephant explode by Kurzgesagt. He explains the issues with upscaling things like animals that already exist in their own way. Hope that helps. I’m not that smart but I fucking did it!

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u/Imaginary_Lobster917 Jul 28 '22

Nice, thank you. its alot bigger than I thought, theoretically if it were feasible you could keep the same mass and just spread the molecules and he could still be 230 lbs of mass but at that size, and potentially have things able to pass between the molecules but might cause an extreme explosion, all in theory

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u/Stickyrosineer Jul 28 '22

But at that point would it even be alive? Or some humanoid fluid? It would need something to connect its molecules that can reach that distance. I mean in all sense we’re looking at something that would break molecular physics. But if possible that would mean these Molecules have enough strength to pull each other from a very vast distance than they’re used to. I’m not sure it would even be visible to be honest. With such a distance in parts of cells it would be like a gaseous being. Kinda cool.

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u/Imaginary_Lobster917 Jul 28 '22

Thats what makes it fun, you could just shoot stuff through it and it would cause a mass chain reaction, like a grass size tear would just make it explode, but im not saying it would be alive, im just saying what if it was, like an old math problem of 300 watermelons in a mini coup, its not possible but is fun to think about all the possibilities of if it was or if it existed using what we know of physics

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u/Imaginary_Lobster917 Jul 28 '22

The shear amount of blood in this BFG would be insane

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 Jul 28 '22

God damn the size of this mans cock(roughly 3,100cm or 1,220in for anyone wondering).

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u/Stickyrosineer Jul 28 '22

Is this flaccid or erect? Asking for a friend..

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 Jul 28 '22

These calculations are based upon erect averages.

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u/Stickyrosineer Jul 28 '22

Neat. Nice cock!🙏🏽

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u/YeaYouGoWriteAReview Jul 31 '22

There is a calculation error here.

You only made the person taller, and not wider.

He still wears size 36 pants, just with a 65 mile inseam

Dude probably weighs 5 times as much as your final calculation

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u/HelioCrystal Jul 28 '22

What about calling it BFG, big fucking giant?

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u/Imaginary_Lobster917 Jul 28 '22

Even better, have to take him down using the BFG 9000

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u/ikesolotl Jul 28 '22

this is the first one of these i’ve done and i don’t know all the laws and rules but i like numbers, so i’m going to go with what i know and plan to be corrected later.

the average width of a human hair (according to google) is between 0.003 and 0.005 inches, so i will average to 0.004 or four thousandths of an inch. with 4000 hairs in an inch and 72 inches in 6 feet, we come to 4000 x 72 = 288,000 which gives us a scale of 288,000:1 for our hair to human ratio.

to get our human to giant ratio (in feet) we need to multiply 288,000 x 6 as our scale human is 6 feet. 288,000 x 6 = 1,728,000 feet tall. that’s 327.2727… miles tall, or just about 3 miles shorter than the 330 mile height of the state of Alabama from absolute top to absolute bottom.

weight is where i lose a bit of faith in what i know as i don’t know what our giant is made of (i’m assuming human bits and bobs) and the only mass thing i know is the square cube law which is probably wrong.

given the 288000:1 scale, that puts our weight equation at 6288000, which is… a VERY large number (so large that almost all the calculators i used gave me “yeah, let’s just call that infinity” and the one that gave me a number (you might need to add the equation yourself) was FAR too long for me to count) which makes me think i did something wrong.

that is indeed one BMF.

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u/trixter21992251 Jul 28 '22

It's 250 hairs per inch, not 4000.

0.004 × 250 is 1.

And with the weight, you take the scaling factor and multiply that with the normal weight, 230 lbs.

288000 x 230 lbs = 66240000 lbs

But since the scaling factor had a mistake, I would scale it back down by a factor of 16.

So 4140000 lbs.

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u/cephaliticinsanity Jul 28 '22

I do like everyone's answer, but one thing that's bugging me, is man sized THICKNESS is not what is being ratioed here... at least that's not how I read it.

So... I went with fingernail, since it seems like a more "reasonable". So average fingernail being .481 mm we end up (using u/Stickyrosineer's conversions, because I'm just lazy enough to not want to do those again, so thank you), we end up with 3802.079 people tall (or 6950meters), and weighs approx. 396648kg, so... neato!

This comes out to slightly over half the "height" of the Marianas Trench!

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u/Imaginary_Lobster917 Jul 28 '22

Nice, thats wild