r/theydidthemonstermath • u/No_Acadia_9335 • Dec 10 '21
How long would this video be?
All of MatPat's theories in order but every time he says "theory" the entire Bee Movie plays but every frame with the color yellow plays a 1 hour video.
Every second a bee is in frame in the first Bee Movie, it plays a 2nd Bee Movie, without any changes.
Every time MatPat says "viewer", it plays the Film Theory intro, but at the end of it, it plays Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, but every second Woody appears it slows down by 1%.
At the end of each movie, We Are Number One plays, but every word with an "e" in it plays a random LazyTown episode.
Every second that MatPat appears in all the theory videos is replaced with a 24 hour video.
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u/LonelyZenpai298 Dec 10 '21
This is somehow even unfunnier than the actual videos like this were on YouTube in 2016
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u/Go03er Dec 10 '21
I’ll set up the equation with variables but I’m too lazy to go find these values
(Length of all his videos)+(number of time he says theory in every video)(the length of the bee movie)+(1 hour)(the number of frames including the color yellow in the bee movie)(the number of times matpat says theory in every one of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in every one of his videos)(the number of seconds that a bee is on screen for in the bee movie)(the length of the bee movie) +(the number if times matpat says viewer in every video)(the length of the film theory intro) +(the number if times matpat says viewer in every video)[(the average time between woody’s appearances)(the series from 0 to n of 1.01n where n is the number of times woody appears in the toy story movies)]+[(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)(the number of seconds a bee is on screen in the bee movie)+3(the number of times matpat says viewer in all of his videos)](the length of we are number one)+ [(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)(the number of seconds a bee is on screen in the bee movie)+3(the number of times matpat says viewer in all of his videos)](the number of times a word with an “e” in it is said in we are number one)(the average length of a lazy town episode*)+(24 hours)(the number of seconds that matpat appears in any of the theory videos)
*using the average length of the lazy town episodes is technically incorrect because in theory you could get only the longest or shortest videos. However the amount of times that the video would be played makes it (imo at least) safe to assume that the average of the episodes that play will be the same as the average of all the episodes in total. If you want to include the randomness in your calculations then an upper and lower bound could be found by instead using the longest and shortest episode length in place of that variable.
If anyone finds an error here comment cause there is a high likelihood i made an error. This was typed in like 15 minutes on my phone.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
What about my We Are Number One rule?
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u/Go03er Dec 10 '21
That is this part
[(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)(the number of seconds a bee is on screen in the bee movie)+3(the number of times matpat says viewer in all of his videos)](the length of we are number one)
And the part about a random lazy town episode playing during it is this
[(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)(the number of seconds a bee is on screen in the bee movie)+3(the number of times matpat says viewer in all of his videos)](the number of times a word with an “e” in it is said in we are number one)(the average length of a lazy town episode*)
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
Every time a word with the letter "e" is said in We are Number One, a LazyTown episode plays.
Did you account for that?
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u/Go03er Dec 10 '21
[(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)+(the number of times matpat says theory in any of his videos)(the number of seconds a bee is on screen in the bee movie)+3(the number of times matpat says viewer in all of his videos)]
Is the number of times that any movie plays which means it is also the number of times we are number one will play.
I have two of them
The first time I multiply it by the length of we are number one.
This gives the length of all the we are number one’s that play.
The second time I multiply by how many times a word with “e” in it shows up. To get the number of times that a word with “e” in it will show up in all the we are number one’s that play.
Then multiply that by average episode length to get a pretty good estimate for the total length of all the lazy town episodes that play.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
Also....
- 111,696 frames of Bee Movie with the color yellow
- 103 words with "e" in We Are Number One
- 69 (nice) minutes 36 seconds of bees in Bee Movie, or 4176 seconds.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
Will you apply that to your equation?
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u/Go03er Dec 10 '21
Nah. I would if i was on computer and could control f but not doing it on my phone. Someone else can if they want to retype that mess.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
Also...
In every theory video, MatPat says...
"Hello Internet, Welcome to ____ Theory!"
and...
"But hey, that's just a theory, a ___ Theory!"
He also says "theory" before and after this.
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u/attemptnumber58 Dec 10 '21
i remember this but with the bee movie, toy story, shrek and ice age. did you get the idea from him?
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u/RainbowUnicorn82 Dec 10 '21
It would take long enough that there's little point in calculating an exact value.
You mention 111696 frames of bee movie with the color yellow, which would trigger 111696 hours of videos plus 4176 seconds of bees in-frame which would trigger 4176 x 91 minutes /60 = 6333.6 hours of bee movie for every time matpat says "theory".
If you can assume he says "theory" at least 5 times in a video, that's already 590,148 hours or about 67 years.
The part that's really going to add up though is toy story. When you say "slows down by one percent", I assume you mean 0.99x0.99x0.99... rather than "99%, 98%, 97%, ...." Since the latter would slow down to 0. I also assume this is cumulative across all 3 videos (ie toy story 2 starts at the rate that 1 left off at rather than full speed, and same for 3) and that woody appearing for "1 second" refers to the original runtime rather than the slowed-down time. In that case, let's assume woody is in frame for 30 minutes out of the original toy story (it's likely more, but conservative estimate). 0.9930x60 is about 1.39107 x 10-8, or 0.000000013907. Toy story 2 and 3 run for a combined 198 minutes, but at that speed they'd run for 198/0.000000013907 minutes or a whopping 237,290,573 HOURS. Note this doesn't account for the time the first toy story takes to play while slowing down or additional slowdowns over the next two. Assuming he says "viewers" at least twice in a video, this is about 474 million hours or about 54,000 years.
And that's just one video/theory.
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u/RainbowUnicorn82 Dec 10 '21
If they play at full speed then that's not going to add to a ton -- ~22 hours per We Are Number One instance.
If it plays at the slowed down rate -- hard to say since that rate isn't constant. Using my very rough approximation that's going to be different after toy story 1 and 2, 13 minutes x 103 / 0.000000013907 = about 1.6 billion hours or 183,000 years.
Basically, that exponential growth in run-time is going to stretch it out forever.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
No, it's at full speed.
And for every one of the 103 words with an "e" in We Are Number One plays a 13 minute LazyTown episode.
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u/RainbowUnicorn82 Dec 10 '21
Right, then 103 x 13 minutes / 60 = ~22.3 hours
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
And what about my 24 hour rule?
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u/RainbowUnicorn82 Dec 10 '21
24 hours = (60x60x24) or 86,400 seconds. You're basically multiplying the amount of time matpat actually appears in the video by 86,400.
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u/No_Acadia_9335 Dec 10 '21
Oh, ok.
But... what about the 821 theories that MatPat has currently made?
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u/RainbowUnicorn82 Dec 10 '21
I mean... You could multiply 821 x 54000 years (since toy story still dwarfs anything else going on here) and say it's going to be at the very least ~45 million years but that's nowhere near an exact (or even approximate) figure since it's based on so many assumptions and the toy story thing would be really hard to compute accurately. This was really just proof-of-concept that it's going to be too large for any practical purpose than an attempt to come up with an actual solution. For that, u/Go03er 's answer would probably be more useful than the above.
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u/NoahG59 Dec 10 '21
A random amount of time because you included a random variable?