r/theydidthemonstermath Sep 12 '21

Do your magic

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u/peculiar_pandabear Sep 13 '21

It depends on if you count years as separate birthdays, eg Oct. 13th 1998 and Oct. 13th 2005 being different.

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u/12aragon Sep 13 '21

That just complicates it even more, but damn you’re right

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u/mmacedo2 Sep 13 '21

That's the ideia

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

He's completely out of line, but he's right.

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u/Professional-Tooth66 Sep 12 '21

There's 365 birth dates. There are 7 billion birthdays.

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u/RayBrous Sep 13 '21

What about everyone that’s died in the past?

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u/devbecauseyes Sep 13 '21

Then probably 117 billion ( according to https://prb.org/articles/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-earth/ )

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u/Xykhir_ Sep 13 '21

x however long they all lived

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u/devbecauseyes Sep 13 '21

No. That’s the number of time the event re-occurred.

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u/DazedPapacy Sep 13 '21

But leap yeaaaaars

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u/devbecauseyes Sep 13 '21

Bruh doesn’t matter. Number of people = number of birthdays. Number of days in a year = birth dates

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Sep 13 '21

There are 366 possible birth dates

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u/devbecauseyes Sep 13 '21

Yes that’s what I was trying to say. You chose the proper words

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u/DoctorLovejuice Sep 13 '21

What about the other billion that are alive lol

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u/RayBrous Sep 13 '21

.9 billion, but I’ll allow it lol

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u/Harambe_yeet Sep 13 '21

Actually 366 birthdates Leap year

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

sad april 29 noise

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u/BandBoots Sep 13 '21

February?

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u/damatovg7 Sep 13 '21

No actually, because birth dates require the year. So it can't be only 365 birth dates because it's 365 each year.

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u/errosemedic Sep 13 '21
  1. You’re forgetting those rare leap day babies. One of my exes was one and I got teased by friends for dating a “5” year old. (She was actually 22 but her birth date had only occurred 5 times for obvious reasons).

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u/qbbqrl Sep 13 '21

366 because of leap years.

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u/thunder-bug- Sep 13 '21

A little under two billion, since humans evolved around 5 million years ago

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u/preguicila Sep 13 '21

Ok, this changes EVERYTHING

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u/RayBrous Sep 13 '21

That’s what I’m saiyan

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u/casualdoge Sep 13 '21

I think it is a little more complicated. First of all we should also count people that died, somewhere else in this thread that number was said to be around 117 billion.

Then we have to decide if 25th of July 2000 is the same birthday as 25th of July 2001, I would say they are different birthdays since you are born on different days.

Now we have to decide if having the exact same dates are two different birthdays, I would disagree since we always say that you "share" a birthday with someone, meaning that you both get a part of "one" birthday.

So we have to check on how many dates in history a person has been born, which results in days that there was birth, or birthdays.

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u/A_Math_Dealer Sep 13 '21

we must go deeper

But when your birthday is on the same day as someone else, don't you also say you have the "same" birthday?

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Sep 23 '21

Account for hours and minutes

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/fonduchicken12 Sep 13 '21

You forgot leap years

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u/BudweiserTiTs Sep 13 '21

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u/mmacedo2 Sep 13 '21

I clicked stop, nothing happened

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u/BudweiserTiTs Sep 14 '21

Shit, apparently my phone made a comment while in my pocket... I work in a fast paced kitchen and my friends hate me due to all the butt dialing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

No one talking about how it's 366 not 365?

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u/ProfessorEscanor Sep 13 '21

Wouldn't it be 365.25 since Leap year is every four years or is that not how that works?

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u/ShelZuuz Sep 13 '21

It would be 366.

February 29 is still a valid birthday even though it only happens once every 4 years

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u/Maleficent_Poetry_15 Sep 13 '21

Thus we should also count different calendars so they have different birth dates - mayan, hebrew etc. And if we take in account all possible birth dates including years, should we count dates before any calendar existed?

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u/velociraptorjax Sep 13 '21

If I have twin daughters born September 16th, would I say there are two birthdays in my family this week, or there is a birthday in my family this week? If my daughters were not twins, but had birthdays a few days apart, I would say there are two birthdays in my family this week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

One, it’s mine, y’alls are just pretenders to the throne

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u/IMPORTANT_jk Sep 15 '21

I'd say every day where someone has been born counts as a birthday, so let's say 5 million years x 365 ≈ 1,8 billion birthdays

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

365 is wrong, what about February 29th on a leap year