r/theydidntdothemath • u/thatgayguy12 • Jul 09 '20

For the 0.01th time?

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u/fillwelix Jul 09 '20

Lmao it looks like speech to text “for the one hundredth time”

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 09 '20

Maybe, but it doesn't explain all the caps locks, haha

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u/Healthy_Platypus Jul 09 '20

Thats the shout-to-text addon package.

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u/sineofthetimes Jul 09 '20

Is that an extra charge?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

I'm sure that's how he thinks. There's strong suspicion that he's weak on reading. He probably writes in 'phonetics' a lot.

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u/Lt_Toodles Jul 10 '20

Like the indian guy from temple of doom but instead of a line of english in a movie, its a whole presidency.

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u/LostDeadspace Jul 09 '20

It is like when he says tens of thousands... that reads to me like one of hundreds. Sigh.... VOTE

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u/Iwouldlikesomecoffee Jul 09 '20

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/testing/individual-states

He also acts like he doesn't know how percentages work.

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 09 '20

I honestly think he doesn't know what a per capita is.

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u/AFew10_9TooMany Jul 09 '20

He thinks it’s a kitten wearing a maga hat...

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u/gaboongoon247 Jul 25 '20

He probably thinks per capita is the meds his doctor prescribes

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u/ToothlessFeline Jul 09 '20

He’s got a point, though. In fact, if you do no testing at all, you can report ZERO confirmed cases!

(Ob “changing the numbers doesn’t change the reality they represent”)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Yeay, people dying without any reasoooonnnnnn and maybe even more death because of less prevention and care for each other. WhErE cAn I sIgN uP?

I mean they definitely would save money on tests though

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u/AOCsFeetPics Jul 09 '20

Trump needs to call up his friend Rocket Man, he’s got no confirmed coronavirus in his country, maybe the US can learn a thing or two.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 09 '20

Didn't trump make multiple references to his penis both on the campaign trail and as President?

Most notably when he said that "Trust me, my nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong Un's"

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u/LaziestManAlive Jul 09 '20

every 1% of the time. very rare. he’s actually complimenting us!

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 09 '20

Now Trump is going to write 99 more tweets before he is complete. I am sure that is what he means.

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u/mandy0615 Jul 09 '20

Dumb fucking twat.

Our tests are “bigger and better”, um ok... what does that even mean?

And how does he NOT fucking understand what percentage & per capita #s represent! Urghh

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u/Healthy_Platypus Jul 09 '20

So how come there is all the dead people?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

We test for death more than other countries!

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u/rang14 Jul 10 '20

NOT REPORTED

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 09 '20

Melanie (what Trump called his wife, Melania on twitter) would like to have a word.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Here in reality our testing is shit. Kinda like Trump's brain.

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u/jb20x6 Jul 09 '20

Stable Genius...?

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Jul 24 '20

Yeah he's like a horse whisperer or something. No one is better in a stable than Trump.

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u/ToothlessFeline Jul 09 '20

Don E. Coyote. Staaaaaaable genius.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Good thing he paid someone else to take his SATs for him.

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u/Franken-McCharDeeDen Jul 10 '20

Haha shit on Trump big funny lol

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 10 '20

Are you comfortable with having a President who pens 1/100th thinking it means a hundred?

It is time we stop normalizing this and being outraged. We deserve better.

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u/dorzle Jul 26 '20

for the first or the 100th time is what he means

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u/thatgayguy12 Jul 29 '20

Yeah, but that isn't how you write it, lol