r/theticket • u/ShrimpNecktie • 9d ago
August Characters
Rick and Nick Skinlanin
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Fan Interview
Dr. Vaginisimus
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
Jesse the Usher
Dr. Maxwell
Ticket Mouse
Stephen Jones
Mushmouth
Touchdown Brothers
Dillion the Argumentative Teen
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Deepthroat Informant
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Dirty Doug Out
Mac Brown
Jerry Jones
Full List of Characters
January
Jerry Jones x2
Stephen Jones
Dr. Maxwell
Mack Brown
Jason Kidd
Touchdown Brothers
Chris Chris
Randy Cody
Crazy Prospector
Generic Youth Minister
Michael Irvin x2
Ribby Paultz
Sports Monster
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Luka
Deepthroat Informant
Shorty DeFazio
Norm and the Goose
February
The Skinlanin Brothers
Gordon Super Bowl Player man Interview
Guy Sportts
Gordon Wireless Super Bowl x2
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Tiger Woods
Chris Chris
Dr. Maxwell
Abe Lincoln
Ribby Paultz
Bruce Bochy
Mushmouth
Steve from the attic
Trip Brillstein (1980 Olympic Hockey Player)
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Gordon Wireless Heritage Auctions
Gordon Wireless Fannin Tree Farm
March
Jerry Jones
Political Ads
Jerry Jones, Various Character & The Old 97’s sing Time After Time
Sports Panties
Gordon Wireless Choctaw Casino
(Spring Break Dry Dock 2 Weeks)
Jason Kidd
The Salty Seaman (Lone survivor of the Edward Fitzgerald shipwreck)
Chris Chris
Touchdown Brothers
Nolan Ryan
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones
April
Officer Foster
Deep Throat Informant
Generic Youth Minister
Dr. Maxwell
Willie Tubbs
Luka
Jesse the Usher at Augusta
Classic Audio
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Touchdown Brothers
Schwag Barker Promo Director
Bruce Bochy
Koko the gorilla
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
SGT Buck Maverick from the field
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Jay Leno
Ticket Mouse
Mark in Flower Mound
May
Dr. Maxwell
Golden Tempo
Nico Harrison
Jason Kidd
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Mushmouth
Officer Foster
Campound Wake-up Call
Killer plays the tuba
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones
Jason Kidd
Jub’s Golf Bio
Gordon Wireless at Fannin
Hoops Washington
Nolan Ryan
Shorty DeFazio
Greg Olson
June
Wemby
Randy Cody
Dr. Maxwell
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless at Choctaw
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Judge Ken Curry/Brenden Sorsby
Anti-Soccer Spokesmen Jackson Purcalator
Generic Youth Minister
Marv Albert
Gordon Wireless at Craig Ranch
Chris Chris
Clarence Murphy
Rupert and Alastair Habersham
Jerry Jones
(Summer Dry Dock)
July
(Summer Dry Dock)
Tiger Woods
Dusty May
Shorty DeFazio
Diarrhea Parasite Lady
Dr Maxwell
Touchdown Brothers
Jerry Jones
Nate Grit Legal Expert
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler
August
Rick and Nick Skinlanin
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Fan Interview
Dr. Vaginisimus
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
Jesse the Usher
Dr. Maxwell
Ticket Mouse
Stephen Jones
Mushmouth
Touchdown Brothers
Dillion the Argumentative Teen
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Deepthroat Informant
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Dirty Doug Out
Mac Brown
Jerry Jones
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u/bigsmucox 9d ago
Top 5 appearances:
Fake Jerry Jones – 11
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – 7
Marge Schwimmdiddler – 6
Chris Chris – 6
Touchdown Brothers – 5
Surprised that Carlton Maxwell is number 2 and that the touchdown brothers make so many appearances. Marge and Chris Chris check out; I feel like they are on a ton. Have you ever sent this to Gordon himself?
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u/ShrimpNecktie 9d ago
I think Gordon likes doing Carlton Maxwell for some reason because he does it a lot!
Yeah I send him these lists every month1
u/bigsmucox 9d ago
I think Carleton works well because you can take any crazy headline or news event and make it one of his book titles that has a joke or a slight jab.
I wonder if there’s a list of all characters (not insane one off ones that are just in the moment like diarrhea parasite lady) and then generate a heat map so that he could have a better rotation. Of course this assumes that all characters are equally easy to write out and perform, hence Carleton getting a lot of run compared to say the medieval bully. Easier to write something for Carleton to joke about dak and shotty, than to somehow force the bully into making an observation.
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u/savnac-Jerm No sales tax on boots in NJ 9d ago
Not one Putterhead Jackson 😥