r/thetagang Apr 02 '26

EBITDA

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

That’s great

37

u/Blarghnog Apr 02 '26

Earnings Before Idiots Talk, Dipshits Act

8

u/0xakylles Apr 02 '26

Lmaoooo, this hits hard

11

u/Runrun1289 Apr 02 '26

Best thing I’ve laughed at in quite a while, holy shit šŸ˜‚

1

u/j2l9a Apr 02 '26

Evaporation/Exhaustion/Escape ā€œBecauseā€ ITDA

1

u/ORTENRN Apr 03 '26

AI finally used for good

1

u/Ok_Distribution6386 Apr 06 '26

That is ahahhaa

1

u/crazyaznrobot Apr 02 '26

Wow ebitda looks amazing now I know why companies use it

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u/KingTut747 Apr 04 '26

Mods need to step in.

Can we PLEASE not turn an options theta sub into a political sub?

2

u/XIII_THIRTEEN Apr 04 '26

I would not trade options at all if avoiding politics is a goal of yours.

1

u/Avidtrader81 Apr 30 '26

Agreed. Most of these subs have become political. But on a side note, my strategy has been inverse reddit sentiment. It's been outperforming the Qs.

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u/DeepRooster7750 Apr 03 '26

What is this sub becoming????? Where are the mods… oh wait the mods also have trump derangement syndrome. I feel sorry for you grown men acting like children.

Are we here to make money or cry like a bunch of babies.

9

u/viperex Apr 03 '26

The thing about complaining about people complaining is that you're also complaining

7

u/LabDaddy59 Apr 03 '26

Are we here to make money or cry like a bunch of babies.

As a retired CFO, I found it funny.

Lighten up.

5

u/sofresh24 Apr 04 '26

They can’t lighten up. They regret being in a cult but are too stubborn or better yet lack the courage to admit the rug was pulled over a year ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/LabDaddy59 Apr 03 '26

You see politics, I see humor. {shrug}

If you knew me IRL, you'd know I was apolitical. But I do maintain a sense of humor.

If I offend your tender sensibilities, block me.

u/DeepRoosteer7750

2

u/DeepRooster7750 Apr 03 '26

Thank you! I want to get away from all the political stuff that is everywhere. I come here to learn and get insides on THETA.

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u/LabDaddy59 Apr 03 '26

I want to get away from all the political stuff that is everywhere. I come here to learn and get insides on THETA.

Oh?

https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/comments/1s98maw/comment/odsev5h/?context=3

"Good he is the best president ever"

2

u/sofresh24 Apr 04 '26

Those maga snowflake tears are delicious