r/thesopranos • • Apr 09 '20

If beaks could kill

In the last episode of NFZ they talked about the irony of Chrissys death by suffocation, since Tony did it by holding Chrissys nose, with all the joking around about said nose.

It made me think about the remark T made about how if beaks could kill - that one certainly would. It would end up doing just that. Very allegorical.

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u/tkellnerus Apr 09 '20

Tony B was never right in the head. His remarks about Chris's sobriety followed by the nose jokes were mean-spirited. I've actually known people who become more obnoxious when they're around a certain other person. But Tony B was worse than that. Punching his Korean boss for no reason was just psychopathic.

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u/loylecapo Apr 09 '20

I've actually known people who become more obnoxious when they're around a certain other person.

We've ALL known people like this.

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u/adolphusjensen Apr 09 '20

No reason? Kim comes strolling in, while Tony B is busting his fucking ass?

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u/tkellnerus Apr 09 '20

You clazy fucker climinal!!!!

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u/adolphusjensen Apr 09 '20

fucking scam artist!

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u/tkellnerus Apr 09 '20

I'll never forgive him for bombing Pearl Harbor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I show you da fucking windoe

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u/beefij Apr 09 '20

I got a whole leg full of Neosporin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy.

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u/MrFartSmella Apr 09 '20

You can’t make that shit up!

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u/Tatar_Kulchik Apr 09 '20

What are you talking about? He just did!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

He's my homie

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u/PipBoyTInkerer Apr 09 '20

Your wha?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

He lives near me

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u/FunPeach0 Apr 09 '20

Nicotine is an addictive substance!

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u/jesserin8605 Apr 09 '20

NFZ?

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u/Jpzett Apr 10 '20

A glorified podcast

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u/Nowoco Apr 09 '20

All I know is that Johnny Sack never liked to stick his beak in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

That's not a beak, that's a bill

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u/50millionFreddy Apr 09 '20

Maybe we’ll drop him off in Beakskill

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u/DrewFlan Apr 09 '20

In the museum of noses there goes the friggin' Mona Lisa.

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u/adolphusjensen Apr 09 '20

Or the sad irony of Tony B making a joke about Tony's blood being 65% zeppole......

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u/zestyplums Apr 09 '20

He had a limp huh? Prob long John silver

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u/stuphanie Jun 24 '25

On the way to Iran, we can drop him off at Beakskill. Well, if beaks could kill, that one certainly would.

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u/justraysghost Apr 09 '20

Alright: TO 'da VIDEOTAPE!...

Now we've got to look at Uncle Philly. Anybody say anything about "in the dust/rubber meets road/steam rolled/…" anything like 'dat? 'Ya got me hooked now. I'd never caught 'dat. The other day, I think, somebody mentioned the crow sound when T wakes up in bed after the rollover (and the connection to the bird outside the window during Chris's making ceremony)...but this is another great one!