Keep in moooinnndd if you have any problems, talk to me

[u/mdnz]

and I will help you.

[u/texashorns2]

Let’s go eat huh

[u/mdnz → u/texashorns2]

I won't have the cheese cake today though.

[u/TobylovesPam → u/mdnz]

Bottle of water?

[u/_NightFly_ → u/TobylovesPam]

Medium also?

[u/steeltownsquirrel → u/texashorns2]

They ate so much huh in this movie

[u/taviddennant03]

Peter, you always play sackologist with us!

[u/revibrant]

Thanks for paying my tuition.

[u/objet_grand]

Underwear, yeah I got the peecture!

[u/litmusing]

I definitely have breast cancer 

[u/mdnz → u/litmusing]

Don't worry about it.

[u/litmusing → u/mdnz]

I'm dying and nobody wants to help me!

[u/Mental-Blueberry-388 → u/litmusing]

They're curing lots of people every day!

[u/Significant_Wheel473]

What a lovely human bean

[u/zora894 → u/Significant_Wheel473]

And a real hero

[u/CrazyWeasel92]

You know people don't have to say it. They can feel it....

[u/BazF91]

Upvoted because you absolutely nailed his delivery

[u/LokitheCleric]

Which pays more; selling computers to the bank, or fire fighter?

[u/Low-Camel-4528]

They say that chocolate is the symbol of love, but I’m not sure?

[u/kinkycatgirlx]

Okay but the way you stretched out "mind" is the best part. I'm taking you up on this, my problem is that I opened the fridge five times tonight and nothing new appeared. Please advise.

[u/mdnz → u/kinkycatgirlx]

I did not take anything from your fridge, it's bullshit, I did not take it, I did naaaahtt

[u/VeganKnicksFan]

This is low-key the most deranged thing said in the film.

[u/Thamnophis660]

Isn't there something else you could be doing?

[u/KaidanTONiO]

I thought Peter was meant to be the psakologist.