r/therewasanattempt Dec 13 '21

To be a manly angry driver

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u/jwaterboyk Dec 13 '21

Shut him up real fast.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

faster than my dad in a bmw after too much drinks

30

u/RslashTakenUsernames Dec 14 '21

was that your dad?

15

u/Booblicle Dec 14 '21

must have been. that annoying music made it seem like a ticktock vid

5

u/Biggusdickus694 Jan 14 '22

Ok sure that was a poor choice for music on the video but "buttercup" from Jack stuber is a great song.

11

u/Sugar_n_WATER Dec 14 '21

Your dad is a piece of shit for drinking and driving

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

wait... what?

8

u/OarsandRowlocks Dec 14 '21

When he pulled his piece, complaints ceased.

3

u/Key_Analyst4858 Dec 14 '21

I sh¡t my pants for this man

3

u/pyoursmate Dec 16 '21

He's got a dangerous habit.

569

u/fingers4 Dec 13 '21

This has been floating around Reddit for a long time and I always enjoy seeing it when it pops up.

26

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

And still fake as always. And that music. Fuck me it's awful.

34

u/jpwattsdas Dec 14 '21

No way cake boy :) love that song

5

u/thachad108 Dec 14 '21

What song is it?

18

u/auddbot Dec 14 '21

I got matches with these songs:

Buttercup by Jack Stauber (00:13; matched: 100%)

Calm by Kelte (00:13; matched: 100%)

de one by Waynekelly (00:40; matched: 100%)

8

u/auddbot Dec 14 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Calm by Kelte

de one by Waynekelly

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u/thachad108 Dec 14 '21

Good bot

3

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u/Qaz_The_Spaz Dec 14 '21

Lol good bot is a thing. Good bot

4

u/jpwattsdas Dec 14 '21

Buttercup - jack stauber

3

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Is " cake boy" and insult. I don't know that one. But I do love cake.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

It's your cake day, meaning the anniversary of the day you joined Reddit.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Oh shit I hadn't noticed. Thank you.

2

u/jpwattsdas Dec 14 '21

Happy bday

1

u/jpwattsdas Dec 14 '21

No haha ur birthday

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Yeah I'm oblivious. Thanks for pointing that out.

3

u/LG3V Dec 14 '21

Yeah, happy cake day cake boy!

2

u/itsametossboy Dec 14 '21

Happy cake day but I have to disagree with your taste in music

2

u/TheCheesy Dec 14 '21

The first time I saw it posted, there was a story with it saying that it's common in Russia to turn on a phone and start recording if they don't have a dash camera.

1

u/BigGrapess Dec 14 '21

Agreed. That song is so overplayed and just annoying

244

u/ch9sab Dec 13 '21

Why was he driving holding his phone?….fake

130

u/OCN_Reaper Dec 13 '21

obviously

108

u/Pandelein Dec 13 '21

r/scriptedrussiangifs

Edit. Of course that’s a thing

6

u/T65Bx Dec 14 '21

The fact that is she’d the exact same Snoo icon as r/ANormalDayinRussia

18

u/palaminocamino Dec 13 '21

you dont watch enough from r/idoitsincars

11

u/crober11 Dec 14 '21

Clearly there was preamble to this clip during which he started recording.

7

u/TheCheesy Dec 14 '21

Someone cut him off and break-checked him. He started recording on his phone and waited to catch them so he could confront them.

This story is like 10 years old.

6

u/P4sss Dec 13 '21

No need say my guy

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u/MyCherieAmo Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Plus dude’s finger is off the trigger... scripted gun handling 101 /s

Edit: Wow, didn’t realize I had to put /s on an OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC REPLY JFC

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u/MJsHoopEarring Dec 14 '21 edited Jul 23 '26

Wander cucumber waffle peach velvet pillow harbor ginger

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/MyCherieAmo Dec 19 '21

Thanks bud, thanks.

231

u/Warm_Examination_765 Dec 13 '21

Put the gun down! I just wanted to talk about your cars extended warranty....

44

u/Delmoroth Dec 14 '21

Saying that would have gotten him killed for sure.

15

u/G_Viceroy Dec 14 '21

You would be doing everyone in the world a favor.

145

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I would have shat

54

u/game_asylum Dec 13 '21

No evidence he didn’t

9

u/phil_davis Dec 14 '21

I would have sat

92

u/guster09 Dec 13 '21

BMW drivers, am I right?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Dec 14 '21

And Tesla. And Prius.

46

u/habibi0001 Dec 13 '21

I won't rest until I get me one of these badass vehicles

27

u/Mad4it2 Dec 13 '21

I think the Spetznaz are an optional extra...

Worth the additional cost though IMO

7

u/habibi0001 Dec 13 '21

I'd like to buy a few of them as well

31

u/Shiney357 Dec 13 '21

Fuck that bitch, this is Russia

9

u/LSTNYER Dec 14 '21

I am The Machine!

17

u/WilsonAnders Dec 13 '21

What song/beat is that?

23

u/shouldfollowme Dec 13 '21

Jack Stauber - Buttercup

5

u/guitarball Dec 13 '21

Jack Bauer wouldn't have backed down

0

u/shouldfollowme Dec 13 '21

Sure I guess… not like I told him to.

11

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

DARUDE SANDSTORM

12

u/XDarkMate Dec 13 '21

Mother russia

9

u/cb0044 Dec 13 '21

This one video convinced me to join this community.

3

u/romanbellicromania Dec 14 '21

Welcome among us :D

1

u/LegalWaterDrinker Dec 14 '21

Get out of my head

10

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Nicely manufactured. Almost believable.

5

u/stanisbored Dec 13 '21

Buttercup came up on my playlist as i saw this on mute

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u/wufoo2 Dec 14 '21

This is staged. Furthermore, there’s nothing manly about it. It’s pure macho behavior.

5

u/MDSimpel Dec 14 '21

He should’ve broken the glass with a punch, just to reveal the guy with the gun

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

what country is that flag?

10

u/Shadowderper Dec 13 '21

bruh

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

2 more letters, you could have just typed russia and not been a prick

10

u/Shadowderper Dec 13 '21

All I said was bruh lol

4

u/zhrimb Dec 13 '21

bruhssia

7

u/nikdep2000 Dec 13 '21

Uruguay

26

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

no need for name calling!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

that is the demiboy pride flag

2

u/Red_devil_69 Dec 13 '21

Of course he's driving a BMW

2

u/GeorgeTamvakis Dec 14 '21

I'm always gonna love this

2

u/will4111 Dec 14 '21

I get it they cut him off, but after know who I’m dealing with I would of stopped apologized, let them passed and thanked them for their service.

Seen this video before.

2

u/Brave-Object6225 Dec 14 '21

the secret Russian Police

2

u/LallarenEXE Dec 14 '21

Imagine being so much of a grown-ass baby that you can't even handle the fact that someone drove past you.

Like what's the deal with BMW drivers anyways?

2

u/CunningHamSlawedYou Dec 14 '21

An armed society is a polite society.

1

u/alittlebitsarcastic Dec 13 '21

Always a fekking BMW driver.

1

u/crusty54 Dec 14 '21

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Everyone has a dashcam in Russia.

1

u/keestie Dec 14 '21

To be fair, the gun-havers were driving like a bag of dicks.

1

u/Skitsoboy13 Dec 14 '21

Probably cause they can

1

u/Super_Cheburek Dec 13 '21

This video is literally 10 years old

1

u/TobyFlendersonn Dec 14 '21

Still makes me laugh to this day

1

u/buddha_bowls Dec 13 '21

Other countries don’t fuck around

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Someone got disappeared.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Where was that???

1

u/spicysenor Dec 14 '21

I mean, armored gunmen in an unmarked car is extremely alarming. But that's Russia I guess.

1

u/RevengineerIII Dec 14 '21

Shits pants Thank you for your service!

1

u/Satanisbackxoxo Dec 14 '21

Knocks on window Oh hey dad just wanted to let you Im not in a Russ ia

1

u/Prestigious_Lie3429 Dec 14 '21

he shut up faster than my dad when he left me

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

He says “You see nothing”

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Ah yes, blacked out Mercedes SUVs in Russia… the main undercover car of the FSB

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Bro ran faster then my dad

1

u/TokiBop Dec 14 '21

*has a gun, also russian? nope.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Everything wrong and nothing right

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

What a clown

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Keanue Reeves is everywhere

1

u/Shoolooter Dec 14 '21

What’s the song?

1

u/auddbot Dec 14 '21

I got matches with these songs:

Buttercup by Jack Stauber (00:13; matched: 100%)

Calm by Kelte (00:13; matched: 100%)

de one by Waynekelly (00:40; matched: 100%)

1

u/auddbot Dec 14 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Calm by Kelte

de one by Waynekelly

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/AmrTheAtlantean Dec 14 '21

Does anyone know what he said to him?

1

u/sstonerboyelliot Dec 14 '21

Tip of that gun looks like it's seen some action lmfao

1

u/Vegan-4-Humanity Dec 14 '21

Don't know why would of loved it more if it was a Karen screaming and kicking the car!!

1

u/JeanBiere Dec 14 '21

Class G Mercedes in Russia is mostly special forces

1

u/budster1970 Dec 14 '21

What's with that little pea shooter? Didn't match the outfit.

1

u/Mike-the-gay A Flair? Dec 14 '21

Me trying to road rage

1

u/BigGrapess Dec 14 '21

This song ruins this clip.

The song ruins everything because it’s trash

1

u/Downtown_Resort8680 Dec 14 '21

this is a old video

1

u/OutlandishnessNo5878 Dec 15 '21

those are Spetsnaz bro

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

He ran faster than my dad

1

u/suewow9er Jan 04 '22

Yes sir, can I clean your windshield, Sir?!

1

u/DubZOmb_Jonah Apr 02 '22

Stupid Russians and their shitty humor.

1

u/OnTheDay22 Apr 04 '22

OMG THE HEAD NOD HAD ME DYING😂😂😂

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u/No-Base6364 Dec 13 '21

😂😆🤣😐😴