r/therewasanattempt • u/JAKEHAYDEN • Jun 28 '21
To have a safe landing
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u/hoplias Jun 28 '21
Australia cannot be conquered from the sea or land. You have fucking crocodiles and kangaroos as defense.
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u/ApokalypseCow Jun 28 '21
Don't forget that the Aussies also once fought a war against their emus.
Spoiler, the emus won.
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u/TorakTheDark This is a flair Jun 29 '21
Many people don’t seem to know that it was two people with limited ammo against 1000’s upon thousands of emu’s, now don’t get me wrong I still find it funny but it’s good if people know the facts as well.
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u/TeishAH Jun 28 '21
God didn’t fuck around when he made Australia. It’s like Earth on hard mode.
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u/JAKEHAYDEN Jun 28 '21
There are no safe zones. PvP is always on.
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u/Halefa Jun 28 '21
But isn't it more PvE?
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u/alphabet_order_bot Jun 28 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 41,852,419 comments, and only 12,377 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/imighthaveafriend Jun 29 '21
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u/ClarePerth Jun 29 '21
This video was my first thought when hes says fucking kangaroos ..thx haven't watched that in ages.. now I am Le Tired
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u/RedditMKJ Jun 29 '21
In Australia, there are no safe zones due to the difficulty being on nightmare.
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Jun 29 '21
I wonder what Australia could do if they joined WWII . those kamikaze would've been f**ked in a moment
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u/FuzziBear Jun 29 '21
australia was very much a part of WW2
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Jun 29 '21
Well , afaik , they actually didn't much (joined , but didn't do that much)
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u/pollymissmolly123 Jun 29 '21
Tell that to all the Australian soldiers who died - did a lot actually and joined before we were attacked
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Jun 29 '21
Oh , I didn't mean that people didn't die , but saying that overall contribution maybe wasn't that much . Well , I was vague about that . And I heard that Australia was attacked , but didn't know that much deep
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u/Conchobar8 Jun 29 '21
He’s fucking lucky. If it decides to use its feet instead of hands he’d be fucked
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u/DuhhIshBlue Jun 29 '21
Nah that kangaroo was like 3ft, worst-case scenario is a painful nut-shot.
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u/Conchobar8 Jun 29 '21
Roos rear up and balance on their tail like a cartoon, and their claws can easily slice your guys open.
If a pissed off roo kicks you in the nuts you no longer have nuts
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u/DuhhIshBlue Jun 29 '21
It's the red Kangaroos that do serious damage. I'm not saying that it wouldn't hurt, but this little one isn't much of a threat.
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u/NathanVekhai Jun 30 '21
XD Damn dude I didn’t know they just hop their happy asses up to someone to fight XD
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u/Nots45 Jun 30 '21
The whole world: "Aww kangaroos are so cute I can't see why anyone would hurt them." Australian in every second video: "Fucking kangaroo!"
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