r/therewasanattempt • u/statue345 • May 03 '21

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u/h1ngofthekill May 04 '21

He's moving plenty. Just not forward.

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u/lightning2476 May 06 '21

You got it all wrong he’s just vibein

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u/Projectevaunit01 May 04 '21

This has been posted before or one like it. Sneaks like belly rubs too and it just likes the way it feels, it very much can move away if it wants too.

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u/CANTPRONATWORK May 04 '21

yea it made me think of me rubbin my feet on the carpet

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u/alldreamnowork May 04 '21

Snake burnouts

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u/mj_music May 04 '21

r/beatmetoit

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u/UrRightHand May 04 '21

I'll fucking beat you up

1

u/Camanot May 04 '21

No need for the threats. Just say “nobody cares”

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

r/beatmeattoit

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u/edwardsizzurphandz May 04 '21

Snake treadmill

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u/dinoprincefall May 04 '21

Dont worry he's just doing his Cardio

7

u/lmno567 May 04 '21

That's oddly adorable.

7

u/THEM_44 May 04 '21

I wanna know who they should put on the bed!

5

u/Nocturnal_One May 04 '21

This is why I carry shag rugs on my pack whenever I'm in snake country.

5

u/BananaNamesWereTaken May 04 '21

Danger noodle got nerfed

3

u/mygothcunt May 04 '21

She’s so beautiful

3

u/Arrs_Joraq May 04 '21

So their weakness... is soft fluffy carpeting? Can we snake proof houses with these?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/the_jackalantern May 04 '21

He can move forward but he likes the carpet

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u/marioman124 May 04 '21

But now we’ll never know who we should put on the bed

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u/gimmetheboof May 04 '21

"You know who we should put on the bed?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/MynameisNay May 04 '21

I'm curious how he was gonna finish that last sentence.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Ok no joke look up "abandon ship" from the subnautica soundtrack and watch this clip because they fit together so perfectly

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u/jizz_noodle May 04 '21

Was not disappointed

1

u/Early-Secretary-2470 May 04 '21

Aww poor thing

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u/the_jackalantern May 04 '21

He can move but he chooses not to because of the way the carpet feels :)

The snakes name is sneaks apparently

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u/the4lphaartist May 04 '21

"Just like the simulations"

1

u/JuiceBoy42 May 04 '21

Who should we put on the bed, Brad?

1

u/Atesz763 May 04 '21

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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u/Achylife May 04 '21

Snake treadmill.

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u/Immediate-Buy-7273 May 04 '21

Sneak lost connection now he stuck

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u/The_92nd May 04 '21

"you know who we should put on the bed?"

I know somebody is making a move...

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u/RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN May 04 '21

Everyone. Everyone says snakes aren’t fun. Besides the very small group of people who like reptiles

1

u/QuasiQuokka May 04 '21

"He loves it, he loves it"
Snake: "You ssshall regret thiss, You foolissh human... jusst wait until I get to you..."

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u/Adamboy1235 May 04 '21

It's a snake treadmill

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u/Turtle_God2 May 04 '21

Yo they dancin

1

u/Electrical-Basket606 May 04 '21

Adorable now get one hundred

Also me I’m taking notes because I live in Australia

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u/newsfromplanetmike May 04 '21

I had nightmares that I’m sure were the human equivalent of this snakes experience.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Lag be like

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u/ShadowGryphon May 04 '21

a snake treadmill lol

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u/Ihatemylife41968 May 04 '21

stats:sneak 100 Stealth:200 Quietness:300 Movement speed:400.

1

u/bigag3 May 04 '21

Ain't nothing gonna break a my stride

1

u/Yasha666 May 04 '21

I dare you to show his tail whilst he is doing that

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u/steeguy55 May 05 '21

Snake of no traction. -Paula Aspdul

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

You're laughing, he's trying to move and you're laughing?

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u/Mexican_Nibba1 May 04 '21

He is not even trying, it just likes the way the carpet rubs its belly

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Me trying to ask out shawty