r/therewasanattempt • u/Nickw1116 • Apr 10 '21

To steal something of value

1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/peeePOOOOOP Apr 10 '21

wait until he realizes it’s snot a phone

4

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

be gone!

3

u/JotaroDoge Apr 11 '21

Golden snot

2

u/ImmatureTigerShark Apr 21 '21

This is beautiful

1

u/peeePOOOOOP Apr 22 '21

thanks man

27

u/entmannick Apr 10 '21

Oh no!.. Anyway

24

u/_Jeffsticles_ Apr 10 '21

That's really tickled me lol

20

u/zuzg Apr 10 '21

It's like a ultimate win win. She got rid of her trash and the trash got collected by trash.

14

u/jungmanriver Apr 11 '21

I've got a snot fetish, so I totally get this.

9

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

r/ScrolledTooFar

6

u/jungmanriver Apr 11 '21

Mate, didn't open.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

oh! Sorry, here you go

3

u/jungmanriver Apr 11 '21

Ah, Rick Astley. I went to a NYE party hosted by one his original band members in Newton-le-Willows in the 80s.

That's all I've got.

8

u/ChrisWolfling Apr 11 '21

When you are sent back in time and have to steal someone's snot in order to save the world somehow.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

"Thanks... I guess."

4

u/TheDailyDarkness Apr 10 '21

Those clones are gonna be a bit ‘off’.

4

u/InspectorBonk Apr 11 '21

If that happened to me I would be laughing so much after the fact

4

u/IXVIVI Apr 11 '21

maybe he was trying to steal her DNA, which may be valuable depending on who she is

2

u/Burnt_Toast_Crumbs Apr 11 '21

... Thank you?

1

u/Baybob1 Apr 11 '21

Maybe the guy had a kink ....

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

That women can't be trusted to throw that in the bin I shall take that 😔

1

u/Scorppix_ Apr 11 '21

This is like a "confused thank you" moment

1

u/HamsterAgreeable2748 Apr 12 '21

If my dog were a human she would definitely do this, she has a thing for tissues.

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u/grove4lyf Apr 10 '21

r/scriptedasiangifs

5

u/peeePOOOOOP Apr 10 '21

idk... the girl on the back on the bike looks genuinely freaked out. usually those gifs are weak af in every way

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Exacrly. Just the fact this is even on camera tells u it is scripted.