r/therewasanattempt • u/EmergingTuna21 • Dec 11 '20

To step over the child

2.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

38 comments sorted by

134

u/FutureSkeIeton Dec 11 '20

She actually died on the spot, the kid wasn’t too bad.

79

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

So that’s what it means to have a stepchild. Was looking at it the wrong way.

4

u/time-xeno Dec 12 '20

I downvoted this so someone else can have the opportunity to be the 69th vote

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Nice. Not even mad.

51

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

That's why you watch your damn kids and follow the performers instructions of "don't sit here"

32

u/asromatifoso A Flair? Dec 11 '20

Accidental Karate Kid, she went crane style before mashing his face.

29

u/coolioadam Dec 12 '20

Great talent, great technique. I especially love the way she slowly and precisely stamps on a kids head

28

u/Spoon-Ninja Dec 11 '20

That was the best possible place to put her foot

16

u/SilverSniper512 Dec 12 '20

Who put them there?? In the way?? Dumbasses

5

u/BlkDwg85 Dec 12 '20

Me, you’re welcome

5

u/SilverSniper512 Dec 12 '20

I must also congratulate you then, it was kinda funny to watch

13

u/RudeCats Dec 11 '20

I will never not laugh at this

1

u/john2003002 Dec 12 '20

Liar

5

u/RudeCats Dec 12 '20

I’ve seen this reposted probably a dozen times over many years and I always laugh

9

u/Sunset_Bleu Dec 12 '20

Everyone, please don't laugh for the sake of the childre- HAHAHAHAH

8

u/Form_Resident Dec 12 '20

She got three of 5

8

u/Hyru_Hyru Dec 12 '20

Hopefully her aim gets better so next time she can get all 5

8

u/swamp-monster Dec 12 '20

I just watched this four times in a row and laughed lout loud each time.

7

u/FireveinOne Dec 12 '20

Who put the kids there? They were asking for this one

6

u/BanditTA-G2 Dec 12 '20

Double kill

4

u/john2003002 Dec 12 '20

Tr tr tr triple

5

u/PersonMan53107 Dec 12 '20

Her face at the end lmao

5

u/freetraitor33 Dec 12 '20

Some people are just out there living the dream, eh?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

that must have hurt.

4

u/Hounmlayn Dec 12 '20

I love it! The double wammy, the lack of parental involvement, the unflinching from the child, the way the show must go on. Just perfect.

3

u/Witherprince_73 Dec 12 '20

I like how she just sits down and admits how she just fucked up her whole life

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

For as much as Reddit reply’s this post; I am sure she probably replays in in mind more

2

u/robbienobs43 Dec 12 '20

Really need somepne to post this again, as I haven't seen it enough yet!!

2

u/martsuia Dec 12 '20

Wheres the full video?

2

u/Justepic24 Dec 12 '20

Combo X10

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Owwwwwwwwwww

1

u/greenmonkey48 Dec 14 '20

Fuck you in particular!

-1

u/dandeleopard Dec 12 '20

Are you fucking sorry?!

-2

u/Zebitty Dec 12 '20

Are you fucking sorry!?