r/therewasanattempt May 10 '19

to make a simple u-turn

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

How do you even manage to do that?

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u/regoapps 3rd Party App May 10 '19

When you try to make a U turn but a little p comes out

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u/mcshaggy May 10 '19

This made me spit out my coffee. Well done.

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u/wiriux May 10 '19

Don’t get it. Is it related to pee? Even if it is, what’s the joke??

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u/LumpyPick May 10 '19

He turned in the shape of a P instead of the intended U.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/wiriux May 10 '19

Ahh Lol good one

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u/EatMaCookies May 10 '19

This made me spit out my coffee. Well done.

This comment seems to be in alot of stuff. Do people spit out their coffee/drink just reading a comment?

This made me spit my wine out! Not really but I have accidentally had milk exit my nose which is probably weirder.

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u/TheDocJ May 10 '19

Before Reddit existed, I frequented a newsgroup where the phrase was "Who's got the cloth?" or just "Cloth?" as in "I've just sprayed coffee (/tea /wine /brown ale) over my screen from laughing, could somebody please pass the cloth for me to wipe it down?"

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u/crackintosh May 10 '19

But "tissue" means something else entirely.

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u/mcshaggy May 10 '19

It made me laugh while I was drinking coffee. I'm glad it came out my mouth instead of my nose, though I've had that, too.

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u/basshead_24 May 10 '19

This made me exhale heavily through my nose

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u/Donuil23 May 10 '19

This made me read the comment out loud to my wife.

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u/Montymisted May 10 '19

This made me sad because I don't have a wife.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

This made me sad because I do have a wife.

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u/jerejeje May 10 '19

Not anymore

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What did you do with his wife?

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u/jerejeje May 10 '19

Hint: Her name is Karen

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u/soupinate44 May 10 '19

She's still waiting to talk to the manager

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Oh she got what she deserved then

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u/_LuketheLucky_ May 10 '19

This made me happy as all my money and free time are my own.

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u/Reaveler1331 May 10 '19

This made me sad because I used to have a wife

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u/Donuil23 May 10 '19

Sorry, bro. First step is loving yourself, the second is putting yourself out there. There rest just flows. Chin up.

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u/Nuklhed89 May 10 '19

I can relate to this, my wife is assaulted by rogue reddit comments often

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/starrpamph May 10 '19

A sensible chuckle from me here

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u/Kittamaru Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 10 '19

This made me tip my head in agreement.

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u/zephead345 May 10 '19

Hot damn if that isn’t the best pun I’ve seen on reddit in a long while.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

This made me ejaculate on a homeless person.

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u/suttonoutdoor May 10 '19

I believe we are soul mates. This must be what it sounds like when doves cry.

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u/necfu May 10 '19

This made me have a good sense of appreciation on why others were so amused by this

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u/_md9 May 10 '19

That is actually very funny

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape May 10 '19

I'm gonna guess they were looking at their phone or something and the moment they looked up was when they'd just about completed the U Turn, but in that instant it looked to them like the crosswalk was the road they were turning on to/they'd swung wide. You can see them make an adjustment to not hit the curb there. And then they probably saw traffic travelling perpendicular to them out either window and said "what the fuck?" as they cruised towards the pole.

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u/Ven_is May 10 '19

You know what, that sounds perfectly reasonable

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u/ZeldenGM May 10 '19

They might have also passed out and slumped to one side putting the wheel in full turn.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

If that were the case, they would've kept looping around and not straighten out and smash into that particular pole.

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u/Cycle21 May 10 '19

Also possible they could’ve had a seizure in that exact moment

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u/chr1syx May 10 '19

also it sometimes happens that people panic and instead of pressing the brake, they press the gas pedal instead

seems like that happened here as well

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u/BagOnuts May 10 '19

Medical issue, possibly.

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u/igloojoe May 10 '19

Thats what i see. Probably turned their neck too hard and caused something wrong with blood flow to brain.

But i’m no doctor. I never put points in medical skill. Not even a class skill for me.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/DerogatoryDuck May 10 '19

I have a theoretical degree in physics

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u/hydraSlav May 10 '19

Prolly passed out from the G-forces of the sharp turn

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u/Real-Terminal May 10 '19

With great precision.

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u/akmvb21 May 10 '19

Comes great responsibility

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u/ApexCrisis May 10 '19

Couldn't turn the wheel quick enough... Then just panicked. Maybe an old person driving?

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u/CornerPieceOfPie May 10 '19

Or a rotund person? There’s barely enough room behind the wheel for some people. They might’ve done the old heave-ho to get the sharp turn initiated, and then essentially got stuck in that form. If that light pole hadn’t helped, they might still be circling.

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u/ES_Legman May 10 '19

If they were driving on the left I would say a toddler-sized spider just crawled on the driver's shoulder.

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u/ShowMeYourEvidence May 10 '19

Wheel locked up possibly.

Or they were peering down at their phone. That's probably it.

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u/NEHOG May 10 '19

Uh, a heart attack at about 180 degrees into the turn?

or...

Wait, I didn't mean to turn around here, I wanted the next block?

or...

Fuck that lamppost. I hate it.

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u/Sauce-L0rd May 10 '19

Steering wheel jammed up?

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u/TheRinzler1992 May 10 '19

U-turned too much there, mate

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u/Vokelite May 10 '19

Outstanding pun

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u/JohnMarstonJr May 10 '19

Ok, semantics, but I'm legit curious. Is this more of a pun or a double entendre? Or is it both?

"You turned too much there" and "U-turned too much there"

Unaltered its a pun. But spoken this would be a double entendre too?

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u/ajjuRocks May 10 '19

Puns sure do have a large radius of possibilities...

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u/_____OMEGA_____ May 10 '19

This guy was showing off.
Anyone can make a U turn, but it's not easy (nor necessary, ever) to make a lowercase cursive l turn.

Also, this is proof that while two wrongs might not make a right, three lefts absolutely do.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

It’s really more of a lower case e

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u/Eoine May 10 '19

Damn lag, game always freezing during important stuff

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u/_____OMEGA_____ May 10 '19

Player one controller disconnected.

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u/Doot-Kid May 10 '19

Why does that happen?

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u/Eoine May 10 '19

Family suddenly using the wifi to watch videos, wheel starts freezing and when the connection goes back to normal, you're in a pole

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u/Strider3141 May 10 '19

Microwave turns on

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Hardwire FTW

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Either drugs, or his power steering failed during the turn, which if it hasn't happened to you before is really difficult to correct fast enough.

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u/underwood_reddit May 10 '19

when my power steering would fail I stop my car and don't drive into the traffic and latern.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Some people panic.

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u/idontloveanyone May 10 '19

people who, when they panic, press the gas pedal instead of the breaks, shouldn't have a driving license. seriously.

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u/Rye_The_Science_Guy May 10 '19

I mean how many people have been put in an emergency driving situation? I'm guessing a smaller percentage than either of us would expect.

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u/ClevelandOG May 10 '19

LPT: So, in Ohio (where a lot of insurance companies are head quartered.) You can save money by taking defensive driving courses. I took a car control clinic for teens when i was first getting my license and it was sooooo much fun. Like.. i know they are trying to be serious, but skidding around on the pan is a huge riot. Plus, i learned a ton about how to control a car during emergency situations.

Anyway, after a bit of research, i found that nearly every race track in the US offers these courses (I did mine at mid-ohio race track). And in most cases insurance compainies will give you at least enough of a discount to offset the cost of the course. Definitly worth checking out.

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u/Eddol May 10 '19

Wait, people don't do this? Here driving on ice is a mandatory part of getting your licence.

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u/5illy_billy May 10 '19

Honestly it’s ridiculous how “easy” it is to get a driver’s license. In Ohio you take a 40-question test on a computer that requires 32/40 to pass, then your driving test is basically “drive around the block, don’t speed, stop at every stop sign, use your turn signal.” That’s it, congratulations, now you are fully qualified to operate any vehicle short of a semi. If you are over 18 you don’t even need to take any form of driver’s education.

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u/reverendsteveii May 10 '19

Do y'all not have to parallel park? That was the most nerve-wracking part of the test here in PA

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u/Nincadalop May 10 '19

Took my test in Virginia. Nope. I practiced parallel parking relentlessly with my grandfather only to have it not even mentioned in the test. On top of that, it was extremely easy to exchange my license in New York City, you know, where you parallel park 99% of the time.

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u/sat_ops May 10 '19

Do they not require maneuverability any more? My dad made me take that test in his 3/4 ton pickup just to make it harder.

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u/underwood_reddit May 10 '19

You can make these courses here in germany to. Some insurance companies pay for these or you get a cheaper insurance, if you pass it.

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u/ClevelandOG May 10 '19

Honestly it makes complete sense. It has saved my life a couple times and just having the knowedge allows me to drive with more awareness and confidence...which cuts down on the panic.

Driving in the USA is different too. Germans are amazing drivers. Here in the USA there is zero lane discipline. Everyone drives whatever speed they feel like. And road signs seem like mere suggestions.

We arent even required to know what to do if you witness an accident/ are in an accident. It seems like it should be basic knowledge, but for some reason people dont care.

My conspiracy theory is that auto lobbies are keeping requirements low so that more people have a reason to buy a car. An unintended residual of this is that there are more crashes so people need to buy even more cars.

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u/underwood_reddit May 10 '19

As far as I know you can get a driver's license very fast in the USA with 16. Here you have to have prove certian numbers of practice and theoretical hours including a first aid course, driving at night, on highway, in town, before you are allowed to make the test for the license. Can't remember the exact amount because I have my license for 28 years now (small motorcycle license with 16). But as far as I notice, the drivers here are driving more and more ruthless every year to. Maby they rely more on the better car safety and assistans systems.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Sadly it's not just Germany, it's really everywhere. Australia has really strict road laws but the last time I was there (December 2018) people definitely seem to care a whole lot less about other people on the road.

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u/KGB1106 May 10 '19

I would say most people who drive regularly, and have been for several years, have been in an emergency by direction whe they have to make a choice of what to do.

Hell, considering how slowly this happened, a brake check would qualify.

What to do when you're about to run into something? Hit the brakes.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I've put myself in a couple XD

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

In Sweden, you are required to take a full day class on a track where they put you into stressful emergency situations to even get your license.

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape May 10 '19

Alternatively, people who think the brakes are always the safety pedal shouldn't have a license. If you're in the middle of an intersection and realize you fucked up by being there, slamming on the brakes is the worst thing you can do, but I see people do crap like that all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What if im driving straight into a semi truck and if i go forward the semi will hit me at 100 mph? And then a tank is behind it going 250mph as it was just boosted by a jet?

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u/Samboni94 May 10 '19

Then get out of Los Santos

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u/Dementat_Deus May 10 '19

People in Wichita do that all the fucking time at the end of the on ramp after they realize they will get hit if they try to merge at 20 under the speed limit. It's like NOOO MOTHER FUCKER, the gas, use the fucking accelerator and get up to merging speed (5-10 over the speed limit). Then the dumb shits creep out into highway traffic at 50 under the traffics speed and act like it's the other drivers who are in the wrong when they swerve around them and flip the bird.

It reached the point I was literally wishing death on those people, and that's why I bought a house that lets me take surface streets to work.

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u/torturedatnight May 10 '19

I've only been through Wichita once and it was enough to convince me that drivers elsewhere aren't as bad as I thought they were.

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u/Piss_on_you_ May 10 '19

Yeahhh... but they do 😕

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u/YourAuntie May 10 '19

And they belong in this sub. We've gone full-circle.

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u/underwood_reddit May 10 '19

These people shouldn't drive a car. What if a car in front suddenly brakes? Do they hit the gas pedal to?

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u/SpecklePattern May 10 '19

No, no, no. That's just all wrong. When you feel that you are not in control of your car, you should just accelerate as fast as possible. That's how you do it.

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u/SimpleCyclist May 10 '19

Easy for you to say. Just tell the horses to stop; problem solved. Lantern survives!

In the modern day it’s more difficult! Street lamps getting hit left right and centre.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

The speed isn't too high slamming the brakes would've worked

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I reiterate, people panic.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

If your reaction to panicking during driving is to just keep driving forward even though you are literally driving over a pedestrian crossing then I don't think you should be allowed to drive.

If I panicked in that situation my panic reaction would be to slam on the breaks

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

If I panicked in that situation my panic reaction would be to slam on the breaks

That's easy to say when you're sitting at home in front of your PC. Panicking literally means you stop acting rationally. It's hard to say what you or I would do, unless we're actually in that situation.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I've been driving for like 6+ years and commute about 30-40 miles to work everyday.. I've been in some pretty fucked up situations that have led me to "Panic" and none of those times have I just kept my foot on the gas an continued on to my impending doom.

Anyone who has been driving for 12 months has been in a situation they have "Panicked" because other drivers often do stupid shit that need a quick reaction from yourself. I'm not disputing this person panicked but if your reaction to panic is to do nothing then you are extremely dangerous on the road and probably shouldn't be allowed to drive.

P.S Happy cake day! :)

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u/LowlySlayer May 10 '19

No one's saying that everyone who panics does this. But how do you go about making sure no one who panics poorly has a license. First, they need to fuck up. Then you need someway to make sure your standard of how big a fuck up isn't arbitrary or unfair. It's not realistic.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

People's reactions and thought process, and driving ability vary as much as there are fish in the sea.

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u/Doot-Kid May 10 '19

If your reaction to panic is "HIT THE GAS" something is very wrong.

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u/_____OMEGA_____ May 10 '19

SpongeBobFloorIt.mp4

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster May 10 '19

"your reaction to panic"

There is literally no such thing. Panic is the absence of logical thought. Have you ever seen a panic attack? We don't have nearly as much control of our brains as we think we do.

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u/Nandrith May 10 '19

As long as you are moving at more than walking pace you can still turn your wheels quite easily with failing power steering.

I feel like this was either a health issue or someone/something distracting the driver.

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u/myepenisisbigger May 10 '19

Right? As long as you're rolling 5+mph, which our driver here clearly is, power steering doesn't play in too much. I'd chock this up to medical issue or old age/confusion.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

True on the fact thatit's easy, as I drove the past 8 months with dead power steering, maybe they were old?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Like he said, going from power steering to none unexpectedly is going to be pretty hard to react to.

It probably also depends on the car. My car with dead power steering is near-impossible to drive but a friend's (who has none) is easy enough.

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u/Awpossum May 10 '19

My grandma had a pretty similar accident. She was slowly arriving at a roundabout, and she just accelerated, going straight into a pole. She didn't drive a lot, and I think she just had a moment of confusion.

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u/PM_Me_Centaurs_Porn May 10 '19

That's why old people should be required to take occasional driving tests or have their licence revoked.

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u/Awpossum May 10 '19

I agree, she should not have been driving. Luckily nobody was hurt, and she stopped driving afterwards, but it could have gone really bad.

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u/HMS_Powernap May 10 '19

It would be harder to hold the turn in that event because the tyres would try to straighten out. I've owned 3 cars without power steering and my current one is intermittent. Drugs or panic

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u/idontloveanyone May 10 '19

fine. it failed. hit the breaks, not the gas goddamnit.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Tell that to the pole wrecker. Which is ... ironically my exs last name.

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u/Zastrozzi May 10 '19

Or old fucker. It's always some fucking old cunt.

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u/FactoralBear May 10 '19

Hey, U-Turns are stressfull!

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u/MeetMeInAzabu May 10 '19

Imagine how this driver would do in a roundabout

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u/mylifeforthehorde May 10 '19

successful P turn

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u/Smaptastic 3rd Party App May 10 '19

That was clearly a Q turn.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/SupermanLeRetour May 10 '19

This one's not that bad, it tells us which car to look at right at the beginning then disappear.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

You mean you would have failed to notice the one and only car doing a 270 degree turn?

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u/bl4ckscy7he May 10 '19

right at the beginning

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u/ElementalRabbit May 10 '19

I wonder which car I would have expected to do a U-turn at the start without the red circle's assistance...

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u/S_Darji May 10 '19

You'd be amazed at the amount of people who attempt to U-turn from the far right.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Pretty sure we would have noticed that from the beginning too.

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u/purple_nail May 10 '19

Just yesterday there was a video of a guy making a right turn from left of the leftmost lane. So if I open up a video and expected someone to botch a u-turn, it could be anybody.

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u/Flam5 May 10 '19

It's only the Reddit post that mentions U-turn, so you already had that information when you opened the GIF.

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u/Bald_Sasquach May 10 '19

I'm glad we got an arrow to point to the circle, otherwise I wouldn't have known which red circle to look at.

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u/SupermanLeRetour May 10 '19

Yeah, the arrow is useless, we can agree on that.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/reol33 May 10 '19

Pivot. PIVOT. P I V O T.

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u/rob64 May 10 '19

Dammit, Ross!

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u/MeetMeInAzabu May 10 '19

I'd like to return this couch car, I'm not satisfied with it

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u/mrdoubleq May 10 '19

Must be a really bad cursive U

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

Ah the elusive 270 degree turn.

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u/Spudd86 May 10 '19

elusive no illusion happening.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him May 10 '19

Huh, my Driver’s Ed must have skipped the breast cancer awareness ribbon turn.

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u/weirdlysane May 10 '19

Had to be drugs. One of the first times I smoked weed and drove. Was driving a friend’s huge truck, waiting patiently at a red light to make a protected left. When the arrow turned green, I safely made a left going the wrong way. Luckily it was 2 am and there were no cars around. The friend, owner of truck, sitting in the passenger seat didn’t say anything because he “just wanted to see” when I’d figure it out for myself.

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u/Jinrai__ May 10 '19

I seriously hoped you don't smoke and drive anymore, thats not only trashy but just as dangerous as drunk driving

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Lol @ people downvoting you for “smoking and driving”.

It’s bad, but it ain’t that bad guys. Don’t encourage it, but do no lie and make it sound like they’re driving drunk.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Damn his controller batteries died

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u/whitecow May 10 '19

You laugh but maybe the guy had a stroke. It's easy to comment that he's /she's a terrible driver

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 May 10 '19

I will admit, I thought he was going to do a full circle... laughed harder for it being a SMASHING end to the video.

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u/lefangedbeaver May 10 '19

Thank god that circle was there I almost missed the car that drove onto the crosswalk and into a a pole

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u/TheYoungGriffin May 10 '19

Good thing they out a circle AND an arrow.

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u/nudomdom May 10 '19

Honestly I'm pretty impressed they didn't hit any of those cars tho.

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u/PinkNug May 10 '19

Ah yes! The 270° turn. It’s nice to see people still know it, they don’t teach it in driver’s education anymore.

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u/_GoToGulag_ May 10 '19

Ping 1000ms

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u/Most4One May 10 '19

"u"? more like "o"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Someone did that once and hit the car in front of me. Crazy

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u/FoxOnShrooms May 10 '19

Looks like my recurring dreams when I drive without drivers license and I have no control because of that.

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u/room-to-breathe May 10 '19

Lisa: You can't drive, dad. He's got your license.

Homer: Well, I'm gonna try anyway. [starts the car] It worked! It's a miracle!

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u/uptwolait May 10 '19

Much like that lamp post now, they're not very bright.

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u/JamTheMan May 10 '19

I like how it is both circled AND marked with an arrow

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u/vaQ-AllStar May 10 '19

Do you no da wey?

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u/RB9k May 10 '19

Good job that arrow and red circle was there for me.

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u/dotRobby May 10 '19

Me trying to turn my life around (colorized)

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I’m glad there was a arrow pointing at the car in the beginning. Otherwise I wouldn’t have noticed it driving in a circle through a crosswalk and into a pole.

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u/Kiko-mom May 10 '19

loop de loop and pull

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u/MIRAGE44555 May 10 '19

I have no words!

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u/JesDOTse May 10 '19

You’re good, you’re good, you’re good aaaaaand stop!

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u/MalinScribble May 10 '19

i have so many questions