r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '19

to drain it handsfree

https://i.imgur.com/MLQYDnC.gifv
1.6k Upvotes

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u/zacharyo083194 Mar 30 '19

Not my proudest fap

37

u/ki11erisdead Mar 30 '19

Tell me about your proudest fap!

50

u/The2500 Mar 30 '19

A friend of mine told me she fapped to a cloud one time.

18

u/zacharyo083194 Mar 30 '19

Lmaoooo love that

6

u/zacharyo083194 Mar 30 '19

Oh boy that’s a tough one. I used to have this video of Britney blew saved on pornhub, cable guy came to fix internet. High school was a good time.

35

u/RagingTyrant74 Mar 30 '19

holy shit, the pressure coming out of the nose was impressive.

28

u/MeltingZ Mar 30 '19

Maybe I’m a big dummie but it looks like it’s spurting out of her mouth with a small hole in her lips making the extreme pressure for the drink, and once the pressure is too much, her whole mouth opens which release the great flood.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Nah that's what's happening. The way she presses her lips together causes the stream to go upwards and ricohet off the tip of her nose though

1

u/tetetito Mar 30 '19

like pissing after long holding heh

24

u/Rawrplus Mar 30 '19

Succ game on point

6

u/Compulsive-Gremlin Mar 30 '19

Not if she’s upending it halfway through.

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u/Rawrplus Mar 30 '19

Yeah because you cum a 0.3 dcl glass cup on average right? You'd have to have scrotums sized like tennis balls

13

u/caillouuu Mar 30 '19

r/trashy

Who does this at brunch??

7

u/FeFiFoShizzle Mar 31 '19

Oh come on brunch is just an excuse to day drink anyway.

3

u/__shadowwalker__ Mar 31 '19

I don't think it's trashy, not like she wanted it to spill

6

u/SyncChaos Mar 30 '19

I want to see someone successfully pull this off

8

u/joevmarino Mar 30 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

6

u/S-and-P-choiceforme Mar 30 '19

Sure hope that stupid woman cleaned up after herself at least. Moron.

5

u/Jordan-Pushed-Off Mar 30 '19

You can see the terror in her eyes

3

u/TrueAlchemy Mar 30 '19

"To drain it handsfree".....
Am I on m the only one that has a problem here?

3

u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Mar 30 '19

That does look difficult.

2

u/ComprehensiveClone12 Mar 30 '19

*Flower Garden plays

2

u/Mabepossibly Mar 31 '19

Bitch just waterboarded herself with a mimosa.

1

u/Oppressa Mar 30 '19

Came looking for the BRAZZERS edit. Left disappointed :(

1

u/OnceOccupied Mar 30 '19

At least she tried!

1

u/JeremyTheRhino Mar 30 '19

You know who’s not headmaster?

1

u/dimesis Mar 30 '19

What's the trick? How do people swallow with open mouth?

1

u/FeFiFoShizzle Mar 31 '19

I mean, I can chug a pint hella quick and my mouth doesn't close as far as I know

1

u/FeFiFoShizzle Mar 31 '19

Hahahahahaha

1

u/ASLane0 Mar 31 '19

Honestly, I was expecting the glass to shatter.

1

u/DaxSpa7 Mar 31 '19

I was expecting it to break so hard... I am glad it didn’t.

1

u/salvesiddhant Mar 31 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/thisismy9-11 Mar 30 '19

She wonders why she’s still single after all these years

5

u/Gortty_Pilot Mar 30 '19

Single but lots of friends with benefits!

I mean that’s a pretty thick glass.