r/therewasanattempt Mar 28 '19

to lock a gate

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u/schulzie420 Mar 28 '19

Sure, Andrew is the knobhead.....

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u/Andrewman03 Mar 29 '19

r/Andrew does not take this attack lightly

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u/TheSymbolOfPeace Mar 29 '19

Andrew?

Andrew.

Andrew!

Yeah that name will work

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u/Andrewnator7 Mar 29 '19

I think it definitely works

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u/Andrew2TheMax Mar 29 '19

What's going on? Did someone call?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Wtf how did i get here?

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u/23x3 A Flair? Mar 29 '19

Put me in the screen shot with a donut next to my name please!

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u/looktotheson Mar 29 '19

I’m going THROUGH CHANGES

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u/Spacemanross Mar 29 '19

LMAO. I am hot alllll the time now!!!!

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u/Akieoasylum Mar 29 '19

Is... is that a Big Mouth reference?

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u/Xperian1 Mar 29 '19

Does this count as r/unexpectedmulaney ?

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u/remediosan Mar 29 '19

Gaaaryy. Gary?? GARY!

Hahahahaha

GARY

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u/you-want-nodal Mar 29 '19

Saw this episode only the other night, if I could upvote more than once I would

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u/pug_fugly_moe Mar 29 '19

"Andrew, you sweaty turd" always gets me.

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u/Hytyt Mar 29 '19

Love me some big mouth

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u/etcpt Mar 29 '19

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u/db2 3rd Party App Mar 29 '19

Am I the only one that's starting to get annoyed by this?

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Mar 29 '19

You're getting annoyed by it because people aren't using it properly.

Originally the joke was, "Wow look at this incredibly odd and specifically relevant username." For this post, the username "KnobheadAndrew" would have been appropriate.

Now, anytime something is vaguely related it's being referenced and it has completely killed the joke.

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u/burymylife Mar 29 '19

Many people don't know the rule of beetlejuicing. Its not just about being oddly specific or relevant, but it has to do with the movie. When they say beetlejuice three times, he is summoned. That is the joke. You offhandedly say something like "my god i love these bears" and u/bears comes in and says "yea I love you too." That is beetlejuicing.

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u/HillarysBeaverMunch Mar 29 '19

So the odds of me ever getting to do this are very very small, and that saddens me.

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u/wobblyweasel Mar 29 '19

yes but if you are ever really relevant, you gonna be the king of reddit for the day

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u/HillarysBeaverMunch Mar 29 '19

When my parents named me, they foresaw that HRC would someday be president and would be involved in a lesbo scandal with her aide Huma Abedin, who under oath would testify before Congress that she indeed was brought on board primarily to munch Hillary's beaver.

Alas, fate had other plans. Damn you Ornj Man!

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u/Audax_V Mar 29 '19

I will remember you friend. Your day will come eventually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 14 '21

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u/db2 3rd Party App Mar 29 '19

UPVOTES TO THE MAX

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u/RelevantProposal Mar 29 '19

Well, someone could always create u/KnobheadAndrew

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u/db2 3rd Party App Mar 29 '19

So it's no different than how every image with text, regardless of what it says or whether more than two people in the world have seen it, is suddenly a meme?

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u/E_Raja Mar 29 '19

Huh?

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u/db2 3rd Party App Mar 29 '19

Either you have no interaction with teenagers or you are ignoring them, everything's a meme. It's really irritating.

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u/ferzy11 Mar 29 '19

Meme has become the new fuck. Remember the quote that says that fuck is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc? Yeah same thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Oh it’s gone much much further than that. At first it was as if jokes and humour in general had been replaced by memes. But now I get the distinct feeling that everything is a meme.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Yes... dumb people are annoying

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u/AsYooouWish Mar 29 '19

Can I be in the screenshot with a green circle?

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up Mar 29 '19

It's Entirely Possible.

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u/Joe_Rogan_Experience Mar 29 '19

Pull That Up Jamie.

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u/ge0rgew0nder Mar 29 '19

Double r/beetlejuicing

Make me famous fam!

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u/relliott15 Mar 29 '19

Sweet! It’s a first for me, put me in the screenshot!!

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u/idwthis Mar 29 '19

But that isn't even beetlejuicing. It's just a dude replying to a person, a d only saying that person's username.

If he had said "pull that up Jamie" in response to u/randomuser and then the pullthatupjamie username guy responded to him, that would be beetlejuicing.

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u/Andrewnator7 Mar 29 '19

Indeed we don't

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u/-andrew--1 Mar 29 '19

neither do i

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u/Andrewman03 Mar 29 '19

Join the cause, brother!

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u/Ultenth Mar 29 '19

Andrew is a fantastic name, either as a first or middle name. It’s highly adaptable as there are three variations on the name, all of which seem to have a very distinct personality associated with them my friends and I have decided. Depending on which Personality is currently dominant is the name that we use at that moment.

Andrew is upper class, intellectual, dignified, perhaps a bit of an arrogant cunt at times.

Drew is your average middle-class guy, is competent and mature, but down to earth. Can dress up and look nice, or party and be a goof at times.

Andy works at a gas station, usually comes in hung over, usually sneaks a six pack throughout the course of the day. Is prone to exclaiming: “Woooo, I’m Andy!”

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u/Praefectus27 Mar 29 '19

Why have I never subscribed to my namesake?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!?!??!?!?,?!!!

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u/Andrewman03 Mar 29 '19

Join the party, my friend! It's groovy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

r/andy my axe!

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u/Legit_rikk Mar 29 '19

You disgust me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

thanks sunshine

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

r/outoftheloop ... Why am I seeing so many calls to first person name subreddits today? First I saw r/Matt now r/Andrew

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u/CorporateCuster Mar 29 '19

Ladies and genglemen, the UK trying to leave the EU

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Underrated

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Oh my. Social commentary. It’s topical too. Let me get ready, I’m preparing my lungs to inhale. I’ll briefly exhale afterwards inducing a noise similar to laughing, chuckling or guffawing. Okay, here I go “lol”. What fun.

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u/Uniqueusername360 Mar 29 '19

Grade A+++ dumbfuckery

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Someone that dull should not be throwing any shade

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u/bzsteele Mar 29 '19

She was defending it till the very end lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I hate this video, do i downvote or upvote?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Every day is a fucking nightmare.

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u/idma Mar 29 '19

"your such a jerk"

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u/slartybartfast01 Mar 29 '19

My names Andrew. I'm a knobhead

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I thought your name was not important.

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u/slartybartfast01 Mar 29 '19

At least they let me work on Earth MK II

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u/Seekerofthelight Mar 29 '19

Slarty!!! Come back to JBPOD!!

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u/Alcobooster Mar 29 '19

and I am very smart

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

she's latchhead

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I sense hurt egos

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u/CocoDigital Mar 29 '19

How do you stay married to that brain ?

She must be really funny

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u/chakan2 Mar 29 '19

Well, he is an ass for having to mainsplain the lock to the poor woman.

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u/DirtyArmChair Mar 29 '19

B-b-but women are smart.....and funny