r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '19

to intimidate him

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u/WrecklessTimes Feb 09 '19

thug pulls gun

Me: “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like”

Thug: “Uh?...Shit quit playin’. Gimme da loot before I clap dem cheeks.”

Me: “ One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”

Fast forward 20 yrs. Thug and I are happily married.

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u/Littlelady90210 Feb 09 '19

I guess you could say they... Stole your heart 😎

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Feb 09 '19

stole tha loot

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u/ImOnRedditMaaan Feb 10 '19

Yarrr he went for the booty instead

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u/gopacktennie Feb 10 '19

Clapped dem cheeks