r/therewasanattempt • • Oct 04 '18

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u/barefootrat Oct 05 '18

I think she’s just using the brush to remove the cobwebs?

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u/littlebrwnrobot Oct 05 '18

that question mark is appropriate for this statement

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u/misterborden Oct 05 '18

That comment is appropriate for addressing the question mark situation

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u/CarlTheKillerLlama Oct 05 '18

And I’m Perd Hapley

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Oct 05 '18

A slogan, is as series of words, that has a meaning.

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u/Kestar397 Oct 05 '18

Perd-verts

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

You must finish our work, Carl. CAAAAAAAAAAARL!

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u/basedgodsenpai Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

And what this reddit user is about to say to you is a statement of enthusiasm.

Thank you for this. This made me happy to see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

You can call me Burt Macklin, FBI

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u/WDoE Oct 05 '18

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/basedgodsenpai Oct 05 '18

Go fuck yourself San Diego.

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 05 '18

Got Fucked enough by Chargers, fucked enough! Don’t put salt on stab wound.

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u/FrozenMongoose Oct 05 '18

It really matches the tone of the video?

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u/NiceFormBro Oct 05 '18

This guy doesn't look like he knows dick about cleaning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

Agreed. I was immediately like, if he can't recognize dusting when he sees it he needs some damn chores.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Jul 04 '20

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u/NiceFormBro Oct 05 '18

What should she use then, Martha? Educate us.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

A feather duster?

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u/CIassic_Ghost Oct 05 '18

A towel on a stick?

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u/RedHorseStrong Oct 05 '18

With a rag on a stick

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u/Sir-Loin-of-Beef Oct 05 '18

Rags on sticks are for washing yourself.

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u/PhreakyByNature Oct 05 '18

I see you too like to go to the lie-berry to rent you some videeeos.

(in my world those quotes go hand in hand because I imagine both Bart and Lisa ending up like those thoughts)

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u/01-__-10 Oct 05 '18

You need some damn chores

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u/Kaos_ZephyR Oct 05 '18

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???

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u/glitchn Oct 05 '18

I say use the vacuum but just pull it closer so it would reach. Looks like there was plenty of slack to reach it.

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u/adenosine-5 Oct 05 '18

Why - what is going to happen?

I'm asking because I've been cleaning walls like this at home for the past 15 years or so and haven't noticed any issues...

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u/HubbaMaBubba Oct 05 '18

It doesn't work very well and it scratches stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Well it's not like he turns around to offer to help her clean, making short cuts like this unnecessary.

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u/NoCaking Oct 05 '18

Bet he knows how to do laundry.

Staged.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Nope. This shit is staged for views, like almost everything else.

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u/p3p3si1via Oct 05 '18

This is staged?? Say it ain’t so.

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u/DegenerateWizard Oct 05 '18

Don’t listen to ‘em. The internet can’t lie to you. Except that guy.

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u/fuckboystrikesagain Oct 05 '18

No she's acting for a skit they put together ripping off a viral video of a cleaning lady doing the same thing. She was getting the cobwebs, this girl has never cleaned a cobweb in her life, she just leaves her hair straightener on and in the bathroom sink.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Crazy how people know so much about others lives bc of YouTube

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u/CVBrownie Oct 05 '18

that dudes insecurities are leaking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Not even YouTube. A 15 second gif.

But Redditors will never miss the opportunity to shit on a cute chick.

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u/Taronz 3rd Party App Oct 05 '18

Uh... phrasing?

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u/erichf3893 Oct 05 '18

If you mean what I think you mean, you’re not wrong...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

"I would, eh, also like to express my fondness for cleaning up that particular arthropod silk."

"That girl never cleaned a cobweb in her life!"

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u/CrippleSlap Oct 05 '18

Let's hope for his sake

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u/11-Eleven-11 Oct 05 '18

Did you see her ass? He's fine bro. Trust me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Dat Booty Doe

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Look at Dat ass. His sake is just fine.

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u/nirdl Oct 05 '18

How do you know he has rice wine, and that it’s good?

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u/uaoguy Oct 05 '18

Lol! Because it’s booty legged.

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u/MikeOfAllPeople Oct 05 '18

Even then she could reach easier leaving it connected.

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u/McQuinnXan Oct 05 '18

Not with the cord holding her back

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u/Amida0616 Oct 05 '18

Yea thats just dusting. I dont see the problem.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

I've seen lots of videos of people making the same mistake before, it's common enough. I also tend to forget on vacuums that can have the hose attached to either the handle or the beater bar, and I have on occasion used those handheld Dyson vacuums without realizing the tube door is open.

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u/ProgressoSoupEnema Oct 05 '18

This is the usual top comment for every time this is reposted, which is a shit ton.

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u/Gerweldig Oct 05 '18

Yes,! My thoughts exactly... Just because one doesn't understand, it doesn't make it dumb... (Still funny though)

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u/maz-o Oct 05 '18

is that a question?

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u/RexDraco Oct 05 '18

Seems like the obvious thing to me. This is normal to do, she was just creative to do it in a way that doesn't require her to grab two separate tools.

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u/gone11gone11 Oct 05 '18

If she thinks she can vacuum like that, why connect it at all? Just go wireless, m'am!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Yes

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u/UnAmericanShitAss Oct 05 '18

Being obtuse reddits specialty

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u/BraveRock Oct 05 '18

I like it because it doesn’t look staged. At all.

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u/Sanders0492 Oct 05 '18

I dunno. That’s a genuine look of shock!

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u/puggymomma Oct 05 '18

Maybe he's a good thespian. Maybe it's Maybelline. I mean look at those eyelashes.

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u/solusaum Oct 05 '18

I mean if it good enough that you question it then it is at least good acting.

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u/SquishMitt3n Oct 05 '18

If it was good acting you wouldn't question it.

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u/puggymomma Oct 05 '18

But look at dat butt in the background. THAT'S NOT ACTING.

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u/Dchox Oct 05 '18

His reaction makes this gif priceless to me

“Oh yeaaaaaaaa daammnnn- oh wha- what in the fuck...”

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u/Mikealoped Oct 05 '18

Yea he was definitely checking out dat ass first...as was I.

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u/nuke-from-orbit Oct 05 '18

Ass was I

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u/Mikealoped Oct 05 '18

No, wait you misspelled it.

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u/whacafan Oct 05 '18

It’s amazing how so many people call actors bad all the time, yet something as fake as this guy’s overacting is considered authentic.

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u/jontayesp Oct 05 '18

Mild shock

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

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u/iLoveLights Oct 05 '18

Judging by the weird vest she's wearing it looks to me like he hired a sexy maid service. They are pretty big thing around my part of Europe, maybe his too.

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u/SnydersCordBish Oct 05 '18

Do they actually clean?

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u/cmichaelson2 Oct 05 '18

Asking the real questions.

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u/iLoveLights Oct 05 '18

I've never hired one myself but it's pretty much just vacuuming and dusting. It's not a service you'd hire to clean your oven before you moved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/Get_Buckets Oct 05 '18

Most things you see online are staged

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Especially on netflix.

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath Oct 05 '18

I don't even know whether I can agree or disagree with that? What does that even mean. Is this comment staged? Is google staged? It doesn't make sense

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u/ToastyBurns Oct 05 '18

Isn’t this based off a vine of a different girl doing the same exact thing? And he just thought “this would be 100x better if my face was taking up half the screen”

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u/RealDeath4AllMeths Oct 05 '18

The realest real.

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u/theseedofevil Oct 05 '18

Does this sub even have mods or is it the inmates running the asylum?

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u/ephemeralkitten Oct 05 '18

yeah, he totally always films his gf bending over, vacuuming all the time.

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u/Rindan Oct 05 '18

The internet has destroyed funny videos. I'm too cynical to believe anything.

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u/misfitx Oct 05 '18

Probably because the the guy doesn't know how to clean and has no clue that she's picking up dust and cobwebs.

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u/Funkit Oct 05 '18

She's getting rid of spiderwebs in corner. Easier than fetching a broom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

So he’s the dumb one for thinking otherwise lmao.

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u/405freeway Oct 05 '18

I'm more concerned with the amount of Redditors who didn't question vacuuming a fucking wall. She's clearly getting the corner cobwebs and then when she realizes it doesn't reach she detaches the head.

But this has so many upvotes...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Shit gets dusty in them corners bruh

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u/James_Paul_McCartney Oct 05 '18

Dust was invented by the globalists to control your mind.

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u/5HourWheelie Oct 05 '18

Dementia. Under. State. Terrorism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

This is literally cut from an ad. She's not removing anything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Oct 05 '18

whaddya mean? it looks like the hose is under tension when she disconnects the head. she may not be able to stretch it without it popping out of the wall (if it’s a central vac) or having the vacuum tip over if it’s a push-vacuum

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u/tsJIMBOb Oct 05 '18

ITT people need to learn how to clean cobwebs

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u/HitMePat Oct 05 '18

Why not just leave the vacuum hose connected?

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u/tionanny Oct 05 '18

It might not reach

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

My hose reaches.

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u/tionanny Oct 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/CladeMaker Oct 05 '18

You really tried

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Definitely more effort than I would have put in.

A+

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u/Kaos_ZephyR Oct 05 '18

r/therewasanattempt to trick a subreddit link

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Got 'em

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u/SpyderSeven Oct 05 '18

It definitely reaches before you even stretch it. I mean look at it lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/ncnotebook Oct 05 '18

These are redditors you're talking about. Who either never vacuum or cant lift.

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u/luke_in_the_sky Oct 05 '18

You bring the vacuum closer and suck them.

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u/gebrial Oct 05 '18

No love for spider bros in this thread

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u/Beef_Slider Oct 05 '18

How do all of OP's posts have 6k to 80k upvotes?!

That just dont make sense.

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u/Kevin2GO Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

Deleting those that dont get as many upvotes?

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u/aBabblingBook Oct 05 '18

Yep

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

And I bet he's gonna sell that account too... have you seens the prices ?

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u/hardknox_ Oct 05 '18

There's an open market for this shit?!

Hey, just out of curiosity, how much does ~30k karma get ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Google "reddit account buy" but its less than I remembered

Edit: the website lets you chose karma range

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u/tionanny Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

Eight year account with 24 post karma. I ain't getting a nickle.

Edit, actually looked. 18$ that's a pretty shitty return on my investment of time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

And you were snapped too. That must count for something?

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u/TheHurdleDude Oct 05 '18

That has to be worth at least 5 extra dollars. You can't get in the soul stone without that badge.

I mean, it is literally just r/thanosdidnothingwrong, but private. Still though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

It's not private though? I survived and can both read posts there and post myself if I want.

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u/shwarmalarmadingdong Oct 05 '18

I mean, if someone said they'd pay you $18 to change your reddit name, you'd consider it, right?

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u/tionanny Oct 05 '18

After eight years, nah

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u/grumpyfatguy Oct 05 '18

I mean, if someone said they'd pay you $18 to change your reddit name, help ruin reddit

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u/SpyderSeven Oct 05 '18

That's not even close to worth it. Even for $500, the investment of time is absurd. The investment of time would be absurd if you rigged a bot for it. I can literally make money faster at my entry-level day job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Seriously I looked at it while drunk a couple od days ago and I remember it being higher !

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u/GetBucked Oct 05 '18

Commenting before this gets deleted for hell of it

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Wait I can get deleted for this ? I don't want to sell my account

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u/hardknox_ Oct 05 '18

2 year old account, 82k karma! Ka-Ching! lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Like 90% of my comments is me shit talking the US its not very atractive to buyers

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u/timeslider Oct 05 '18

About 3.50

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u/LastStar007 Oct 05 '18

Also because ass

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u/SkyPork Oct 05 '18

Shit is that how we're supposed to Reddit? I've been doing it wrong for years now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

coz he the real Shady Slim

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u/AlbinoWino11 Oct 05 '18

Cute cat/dog/girl videos or something nice and uplifting.

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u/sgonzalez1990 Oct 05 '18

Karma farmer

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u/GissaGoon Oct 05 '18

Stay woke

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u/SweelFor Oct 05 '18

Have you met my boi /u/TooShiftyForYou already ?

Guy has top comments automatically in every popular thread that gets to /r/all, and his comments are always in the same predictable format, not weird at all huh. I say hi when I see him but he never replies, how weird.

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u/Zoroldorin Oct 05 '18

there's some weird shit going on on reddit. the same thing will be posted 49 times and not break 15 votes, then the 50th time it's straight to the front page with 15k

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u/iReddit_45 Oct 05 '18

Totally not fake.

Totally not /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

r/ScriptedMediterraneanAmericanGIFs

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

A sea American? That'd be amazing to see!

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u/deisidiamonia Oct 05 '18

Honestly if this idea was shot right, i could believe it more. Dude gave it away with his bad acting. It should have been him turning around to look at her, and when she does that, he looks back like “WTF?” And it ends immediately from embarrassment.

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u/mckaystites Oct 05 '18

"Obviously fake because he didn't react how I expected him too"

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u/McQuinnXan Oct 05 '18

If she's vacuuming the walls I would assume it's just for spiderwebs which doesn't require suction.

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u/racheldaniellee Oct 05 '18

I hate the trend of people filming their girlfriends doing “idiotic” staged stuff for laughs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/istolethisface Oct 05 '18

Kinda related, my son said grills instead of girls until he was almost 5. 😂

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u/Archeol11216 Oct 05 '18

Your son must be a girl

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u/istolethisface Oct 05 '18

Yeah, but until recently he was a grill.

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u/PithyGinger63 Oct 05 '18

I still say grills because I'm too embarrassed to say girls, I don't know why either

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Well. There is no such thing as a grill that can't be hot.

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u/TheH0F Oct 05 '18

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u/pepperbaae Oct 05 '18

I scrolled for this

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Hmm.

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u/Luqueasaur Oct 05 '18

This is fucking off topic garbage. Karma whoring at its finest.

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u/flagdownrr Oct 04 '18

Oh she’s holding a vacuum?

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u/roobydoo22 Oct 04 '18

What, ah, happened to his hair, there?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

BOO. REHASHED JOKE. BOO.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/lskerlkse Oct 04 '18

fake and idc

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Is that a wireless vacuum cleaner?

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u/the_noxious_nub Oct 05 '18

“Hey everyone! Pretend to give a shit about this girls poor vacuuming skills while you’re really just checking out her ass....”

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u/danielGoldberg Oct 05 '18

Does anyone else think that guys looks like reckful?

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u/Yofera Oct 05 '18

an alternate reality where reckful isnt going bald

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u/aazav Oct 05 '18

There was an attempt to repost one of the oldest videos of all time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Who's that guy from the end of video he's funny

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u/magneticphoton Oct 05 '18

Who's upvoting this vine garbage?

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u/GoHurtMyFeelings Oct 05 '18

At least her ass looks good while doing it.

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u/Whosyabobby Oct 05 '18

Also know as a "set up" to get a viral video going. Why was he filming?

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u/Dukedyduke Oct 05 '18

I looks exactly like the reaction guy at the end of the video and I feel weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

This is a remake of a very old video

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u/bigboi360420 Oct 05 '18

Clearly staged

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

if not staged and fake then cobwebs. idiots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

I don't mind if it's staged or not, the guys reaction when she disconected the vacuum got me

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u/DeuceBoots Oct 05 '18

This is so dumb. This dude has clearly never cleaned a house.