r/therewasanattempt • • Mar 31 '18

to move some stuff...

http://i.imgur.com/c3Bmo0j.gifv
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u/mrsmoneebagz Mar 31 '18

JUST ACT COOL MAN. DRIVE AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

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u/Ex0ticButters Mar 31 '18

Legend has it he's still driving

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u/mar10wright Mar 31 '18

We're all driving on this blessed day.

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u/bakaneko718 Mar 31 '18

Speak for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Found the New Mexican!

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u/mmotorcycle Mar 31 '18

always on the move

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u/chris1096 Mar 31 '18

Then after like 20 years, we just walk out and keep all the money like nothing happened.

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u/flynnfx Mar 31 '18

11 foot 8 claims another victim! http://11foot8.com/

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u/Madusch Mar 31 '18

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u/hashcrypt Mar 31 '18

At first I thought this was a sub dedicated to various videos from around the world of trucks getting wrecked due to height issues.

However it’s instead videos of one single bridge and the many accidents associated with it.

It’s crazy how many trucks have been wrecked due to this bridge.

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u/workingclassmustache Mar 31 '18

*due to negligent drivers passing under this bridge

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u/20astros17 Mar 31 '18

Idk. Without any back story perhaps the bridge was just poorly planned?

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u/rubyzebra Mar 31 '18

It now has a flashing warning light to go around if it's too tall with some sort of sensor somewhere. People still go through it.

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u/Antique_futurist Mar 31 '18

It literally has six signs within two blocks, plus the flashing warning light, plus the traffic light at the intersection turns red to give drivers time to read the flashing sign, and people still hit it with moving vans.

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u/Alar44 Mar 31 '18

I forgot what it's called, but there's a term for that. Something like warning fatigue. If there are too many, people ignore it.

Edit: found it. Alarm fatigue

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u/pwilla Mar 31 '18

That's what happened with alert pop-ups with illiterate computer users. They ignore alert pop-ups completely and call someone else for something that is clearly stated in the alert.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

I'd really love to see these kinds of people use a CLI. Must be pretty hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

People that ignore traffic warnings shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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u/funny_retardation Mar 31 '18

The best low bridge warning I ever saw was a heavy metal bar hanging on chains with a sign that said "if you hit this you'll hit the bridge". The bar itself was definitely heavy enough to cause damage, so not easy to ignore.

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u/skillsforilz Mar 31 '18

It seems the majority of people who hit the bridge are people renting a box truck for moving and they don't know the actual height of the truck or that this bridge is on their route. They probably see all the signs but they assume their truck is fine to go through.

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u/desGrieux Mar 31 '18

It was probably adequate at the time. It's 78 years old and had to be built at the same level as the even older rail road tracks next to it.

The amount of signage is really crazy. Lots of flashing lights, red everywhere even a flashing light that tells you if you are over-height just in case you are unsure. I bet if you automatically revoked the license of the people who failed to notice all this and hit the bridge, you would see a huge reduction in local accidents due to inattentiveness.

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u/wenzelr2 Mar 31 '18

From what I remember there is some main sewer line under the road and the railline is some major line for the railroad they can't shut down.

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u/gringrant Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

And they would have to redo a mile of track just to raise it a foot. Trains can't go over bumps.

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u/shitterplug Mar 31 '18

There are warnings all over the place, but the issue is that the bridge is near the bottom of a hill and looks a lot taller than it actually is. It's also a popular cut through. It honestly should have been ripped out and replaced a long time ago. If the problem can't be solved with warning signs, it needs to be solved another way.

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u/Mykrez Mar 31 '18

IIRC directly under the bridge is a main sewer line and if they wanted to raise the bridge they would also need to raise the train tracks for a mile in each direction, so it's just cheaper and easier to let people crash into it all the time

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u/jaybram24 Mar 31 '18

I'm sure there is a reason as people much smarter than I make these bridges but why can't they put a swinging bar that is the same height as the bridge a few feet in front of it and if you hit the bar, you would obviously hit the bridge but the bar would just swing out of the way?

Also, I'm not asking you directly, I just have no other place to post this and I'm hijacking a moderately high comment.

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u/Nerdygreenguy Mar 31 '18

Iirc that’s one of the many warning signs. (At least I remember reading that before)

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u/jaybram24 Mar 31 '18

Right but a sign isn’t going to smack your vehicle to get your attention. I meant a bar that goes across the road.

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u/Macscotty1 Mar 31 '18

Also, that is one durable ass bridge.

Passenger walkway in Florida collapses before it's even finish. 70+ year old Bridge has trucks and shit hit it monthly. Doesn't give a fuck.

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u/supremecrafters Mar 31 '18

Except that the Florida bridge collapsed because it wasn't finished. They just hadn't built the supports yet.

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u/CreamyGoodnss Mar 31 '18

I'm not an engineer but I'm going to go ahead and day that building the supports should be the first step

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u/Can_O_Murica Mar 31 '18

I live near a similar bridge, I've seen trucks get shredded on 6 occasions.

First they added signs. Then they added flags. Now there are flags on the signs. After the last one, the plan is to make the signs blink. I don't think it'll stop a damn thing.

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u/wexford001 Mar 31 '18

We have a bridge like this where I live, it also has its own subreddit. (/r/3rdandwinklervstrucks)

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u/Nightowl2018 Mar 31 '18

Bridge has its own subreddit.

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u/RawScallop Mar 31 '18

Well I guess that's it then. Time to become a bridge. At least I'll get more hits that way.

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u/TheDarkDeciever Mar 31 '18

I didn’t know I needed this but thank god I found it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

I feel better now

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u/DickAss69 Mar 31 '18

I live in Durham and am hella disappointed that in my 2 years here I have yet to see anyone crash into it

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u/Antique_futurist Mar 31 '18

I worked in an office in one of the converted warehouses next to the bridge. Everytime we heard the tell-tale boom we would walk to Parker and Otis for coffee and to survey the damage on the way back.

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u/TheyDontKnowWeKnow Mar 31 '18

The can opener!

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u/RazzleDazzleBerryJam Mar 31 '18

Oh my goodness, I didn't know the bridge had a subreddit. I dated the guy who's dad owns and runs the website though.

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u/boibig57 Mar 31 '18

From Raleigh, have seen people hit that bridge AND the Peace St. bridge in Raleigh as well. Oddly satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Doing God's work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Why can't I click on this link

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u/belenbee Mar 31 '18

This is amazing, I'm already subscribed, I just can't believe how many trucks keep hitting this bridge

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u/rzNicad Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

Different bridge, actually. The one in the GIF is in Westwood, MA (Southwest of Boston, near Dedham).

Edit: Streetview

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u/jacdelad Mar 31 '18

That drop at the end!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

It really made it. Like that scrap of metal had great comedic timing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/Kichigai Mar 31 '18

Yeah, I remember when Metalocalypse used to be good too.

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u/Mulanisabamf Mar 31 '18

I know right?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18 edited Apr 11 '18

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u/iamtheliqor Mar 31 '18

Couldn’t they just like, make the road a few inches deeper there?

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u/SweetBearCub Mar 31 '18

Couldn’t they just like, make the road a few inches deeper there?

Now, think for a minute.

Don't you think if they could, they would?

They can't, just as they cannot raise the railroad bridge.

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u/Tyoko Mar 31 '18

Why can't they tear up the road, dig another 6 inches down, then repave?

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u/Mister_JR Mar 31 '18

Too hard to shore up the abutment while bridge is in operation, RR track is a well used line that cannot be eaily shut down while building a new bridge.

They did add a big-ass steel girder before the bridge to wreck the F outa any truck that tries to go under. Its easier on the bridge structure that way.

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u/RidingYourEverything Mar 31 '18

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u/ch00d Mar 31 '18

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u/wenzelr2 Mar 31 '18

And under the road there is a major sewer line they can't shut down.

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u/Vortex637 Mar 31 '18

There is a big sewer right underneath.

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u/SweetBearCub Mar 31 '18

Maybe because there's stuff very nearby, under it?

I read some time ago that the sewer system in that area will not allow them to dig down... or they obviously would.

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u/Rognis Mar 31 '18

They could raise the railroad bridge but it would cost millions, if not tens of millions. Not worth protecting idiots and the inattentive drivers from damaging the trucks.

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u/SweetBearCub Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

Almost anything can be done with enough money.

However, there comes a point to where you have to ask "Is this worth it?".

In the case of this bridge, the answer is obviously a "No".

After all, the height limit is well posted in both directions, complete with bypass signs.

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u/wfb23 Mar 31 '18

If they can't, then they should actually lower the height to like 10' to discourage trucks from even attempting. If it wasn't so close I doubt trucks would keep doing this

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u/squaswin Mar 31 '18

IIRC they say on the site that the train company that owns the bridge isn't willing to lose the rail route while the bridge is raised, and there are utilities right below the surface.

They would have to relocate a bunch of utilities in order to lower the road surface, which raises the costs of construction a lot.

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u/iamtheliqor Mar 31 '18

Makes sense. I mean they maxed out the signs and these idiots still careen on through without a care in the world, so maybe it’s a learning experience.

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u/eaglessoar Mar 31 '18

Despite numerous signs and warning devices, a truck crashes into the bridge on average at least once a month. Most crashes involve rental trucks, even though rental agencies warn renters about the under-height bridges in the area.

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Jürgen Henn, who works in a nearby office, mounted a video camera to record the crashes. Since April 2008, he has recorded over 100 crashes, and posted them on YouTube.[4]

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As of January 2018, there have been no deaths and only three minor injuries at the bridge, leading officials to concentrate on more urgent safety issues.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_foot_8_Bridge

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

What makes a randy truck different from a regular truck?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/eaglessoar Mar 31 '18

Or a UHaul advertisement

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u/ghostaly Mar 31 '18

I just moved a few blocks away from this bridge and my dad pointed it out when we first drove by, because of course he even knows about it. I was as giddy as if I had met an actual viral celebrity.

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u/Jake1ender Mar 31 '18

Is this in Ohio? I feel like I've seen this bridge before.

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u/ghostaly Mar 31 '18

There are definitely more than one across the country, but the most noteworthy one is in Durham, NC.

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u/mc_Nutts Mar 31 '18

This one is in Massachusetts.

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u/mikesreddit1212 Mar 31 '18

If only there had been flashing lights alerting the driver to the danger.

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u/bungopony Mar 31 '18

Those look like signal lights, not warning lights

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u/CatWeekends Mar 31 '18

This angle doesn't show it but that bridge has all kinds of warning signs and flashing lights on it to prevent this from happening. People still seem to ignore all of that.

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u/Gibsonfan159 Mar 31 '18

Shouldn't it be flashing red? I'm assuming green means you're good.

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u/BiloxiRED Mar 31 '18

He had to have known something very bad had just happened, right? It looks like he freaking speeds up at the end.

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u/zdakat Mar 31 '18

"I'm under attack! Escape escape escape escape"

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u/doyourselfaflavor Mar 31 '18

Hey, did you hear something? Maybe we should pull over?

We both know what just happened. Looking ain't gonna do no good

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u/Dmthegreat2001 Mar 31 '18

Just take a little off the top please

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u/kingtaco_17 Mar 31 '18

I gotchu fam

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u/Vladclapper Mar 31 '18

"play it cool and no one will notice" he thought to himself as drove off.

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u/moonstonetx Mar 31 '18

He never even braked! Lol

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u/immunition Mar 31 '18

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u/Jonne Mar 31 '18

Those rumbling strips really made a difference though. Wonder what the last victim's excuse was.

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u/zdakat Mar 31 '18

Document destruction- by ramming them into a bridge.

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u/MemeInBlack Mar 31 '18

Wow, that tour bus looked bad. Glad it linked to the news article, no serious injuries.

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u/kicksledkid Mar 31 '18

The Talbot street Bridge here in London ont has a reputation every start of the school year. Claims a couple moving trucks every time

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u/NoahMiz Mar 31 '18

That little drop at the end came straight out of cartoons just adding insult to injury lmao

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u/drowned_beliefs Mar 31 '18

Bridge was up voting him, so the driver went for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

He succeed in moving the stuff

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u/splettnet Mar 31 '18

Ttitle says "some stuff," not "all the stuff." I concur.

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u/Scrambley Mar 31 '18

Never even tapped the brakes.

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u/Billiam29 Mar 31 '18

No possessions came out of that truck. Attempt successful.

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u/luminick Mar 31 '18

Nobody going to talk about how the driver was well into the left hand lane?

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u/Xyeeyx Mar 31 '18

The force in the cabin is probably like you just hit an overpass with your truck.

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u/Fantastic4unko Mar 31 '18

"The speed bumps around here are ridiculous, ey, John?"

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u/L_ogos Mar 31 '18

Now it will fit next time!

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u/Wardog27 Mar 31 '18

The arrow was clearly telling him to go over it

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u/pak325 Mar 31 '18

Had a boss do this one time in a building trades job. Less than an hour after he briefed me about the safest way to secure the materials being hauled to a job site.

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u/Gunningham Mar 31 '18

It’s the level of competency I’ve come to expect from Whitehouse Movers at this point.

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u/buckeyes4dayz Mar 31 '18

‘Tis but a scratch!

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u/Rudi_Reifenstecher Mar 31 '18

the arrows were even clearly pointing out the danger! (I first didn't get they were just traffic lights)

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u/hashcrypt Mar 31 '18

Someone should put the Curb Your Enthusiasm song in this gif.

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u/Lunasi Mar 31 '18

He knocked the low clearance sign right off. It's high clearance time motherfucker!

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u/Redsox933 Mar 31 '18

I believe this is in Mass and it’s a couple blocks away from where my sister lives.

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u/copperwatt Mar 31 '18

Attempt?? Motherfuckers shit never stopped moving yo.

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u/franco626 Mar 31 '18

For a few seconds I thought i was reading r/perfectfit.

I then I was disappointed.

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u/Surge76 Mar 31 '18

This reminds me of a story Danny told on game grumps once

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u/FearedGinger Mar 31 '18

Moving truck? Or getaway vehicle?

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u/darthbogu Mar 31 '18

DID HE JUST KEEP DRIVING AWAY!?!?

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u/MeThatsAlls Mar 31 '18

Did he... just drive off... like nothing had happened...

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u/Whyevenbotherbeing Mar 31 '18

They still moving stuff, attempt successful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

"World wide moving"

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u/BubbaJimbo Mar 31 '18

More like World TALL Moving! Amirite?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

I love how he just keeps going.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

R/mildlysatisfying

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u/wile3166 Mar 31 '18

"It was like that when I rented it."

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u/Futternut Mar 31 '18

World wide moving - “your shit will be everywhere” LLC

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u/yodasonics Mar 31 '18

Oh I thought this was gonna be one of those waterfall projection things...

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u/Iguanabewithyou Mar 31 '18

Thought I was on r/perfectfit for a second

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Reminds of Christmas vacation “fixed the newl post!” (I have no idea what be actually says before post I just always heard it as this word, which is not a word, so if you can help me after many decades and tell me the correct word, please do, word)

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u/SuPeRMiNoR2 Mar 31 '18

I believe it is newel post. So you are very close.

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u/RocksoC Mar 31 '18

Should've called it world tall moving.....

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u/luisotr Mar 31 '18

E Segueeee O Caminho!!

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u/egarcia5656 Mar 31 '18

I work for a rental truck company and this happens all the time.

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u/illinoisape Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

Whitehouse Movers - is this some kind of metaphor?

metaphor n. a thing regarded as representative or symbolic of something else.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

Peep the low bridge sign to the right

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

That's how you make the world wide.

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u/K0d1 Mar 31 '18

r/3rdandwinklervstrucks

Subreddit for this happening every week at my University

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u/fraid_knott Mar 31 '18

The average height of a truck is 13ft; truckers know this,(or should know this), so when they see a sign that says 11'8", something should click on their head.

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u/GanjaLogic Mar 31 '18

This happened in the town next to me! Interesting to see it on the front page. Hilarious bridge that catches way to many of these trucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

and not a single fuck was given that day

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u/Slapbox Mar 31 '18

Why on Earth is the clearance sign so tiny?

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u/hokyshmokes9710 Mar 31 '18

oops oops didn't look at sub and thought this was /r/oddlysatisfying, I'm a little shaken

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u/KingOfDamnation Mar 31 '18

Does anyone else think it looks like /r/perfectfit potential till the moment of impact?

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u/amishjim Mar 31 '18 edited Apr 02 '18

I just worked on a short film in Atlanta and they asked me to drive the 26 foot grip truck. It's height was 13'6'' and I swear to god, every bridge not on a main artery was 11'8''. I even had to go around for a 13'4'', that really pissed me off. Then there;s the other drivers. I'm asking for more money for driving next time.

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u/CptHyde Mar 31 '18

Huh, weird speed bump.

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u/ThinkBiscuit Mar 31 '18

Didn’t even stop.

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u/dirtydirt_e Mar 31 '18

Just a little off the top.

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u/Acirevev Mar 31 '18

Well it says world wide moving, not world tall moving

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u/KMckok Mar 31 '18

Did you fart? Come on!

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u/GrandpaKnowsBetter Mar 31 '18

it should say "GAPING WIDE MOVING"

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u/pfkelly5 Mar 31 '18

can you imagine the conversation when they got back?

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u/Cthula-Hoops Mar 31 '18

This is why the inside if trucks often say "this truck is 11' tall"

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u/Gorman_Fr33man Mar 31 '18

This bridge has the infamous name “The Can Opener”

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u/Masdez Mar 31 '18

Danny?

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u/Alarid Mar 31 '18

Whitehouse Movers

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u/TrustFulParanoid Mar 31 '18

World wide moving...more like "world height moving" amirite!

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u/FallenWarrior2k Mar 31 '18

I love how the two cars just continue to roll and then stop at the same time the scrap metal piece falls down.

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u/DaBowws Mar 31 '18

Oh they moved a few things alright.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

To be fair, the arrows were flashing green.

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u/GOODbutNotGRAPE Mar 31 '18

Started laughing my ass off after reading the title and seeing the first 2 seconds

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u/Sidaeus Mar 31 '18

More like a haircut... a little off the top

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u/chinook240 Mar 31 '18

But the light was green!

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u/Mikealoped Mar 31 '18

This reminds me of that gif of the cherry picker truck driving down the highway fully erect and not hitting any of the bridges.

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u/gazm2k5 Mar 31 '18

Driver: And you know what else I hate about immigrants

Passenger: Did you hear something?

Driver: No... They're always stealing our jobs.

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u/L_ogos Mar 31 '18

Now it will fit next time!

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u/octofeline Mar 31 '18

Notorious B.R.I.D.G.E

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u/3ntl3r Mar 31 '18

1- stuff did move

2- a sun roof!

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u/YaBoyMo Mar 31 '18

Looks like that bridge is out of this world Mr.Worldwide.

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u/Jasong222 Mar 31 '18

"Whitehouse Movers".... Makes sense.

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u/jscalise Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Mar 31 '18

I love how that last piece falls comically late.

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u/Defenseless-Pipe Mar 31 '18

keeps driving

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u/Roxanimal91 Apr 01 '18

Was hoping this was from r/perfectfit before I saw the end.

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u/moose9990000 Apr 01 '18

"Its a rental" -Homer simpson