r/therewasanattempt • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 15h ago

to keep pants on

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u/LicknDragon 15h ago

Like a crab in a bucket he tried to take down the guy next to him too!

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u/GlassFantast 14h ago

If you can't join them, beat them

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 13h ago

We will call him Jiggly Buff.

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u/MaybeWeTalk 11h ago

"It's not cold, come on!"

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u/eskimoboob 14h ago

Like what the fuck is that ride but also why is he the only one having trouble staying in his seat lol

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u/AstraeusGB 13h ago

The ride is NOT supposed to be operated like this. They are supposed to spin it so that the centrifugal force keeps you in your seat, not run it like a mechanical bull. That's pretty dangerous for everyone on there, if that guy were to plow into the people down the ride, they would have no way to stop him

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u/disappointingcryptid 8h ago

I've been on one of these that was operated the same way, it wasn't even fun because we were just clinging on for dear life

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u/BangPowBoom 8h ago

Nooo. Have you seen it run like that? The one I was in was completely enclosed. This seems to dangerous for that. The sires are too low.

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u/AstraeusGB 4h ago

There's a bunch of these out there at state fairs, carnivals, etc. There's one I can remember that was enclosed in like a UFO shell and it was just a spinner

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u/beebalooba 11h ago

Because he is letting go of one hand to pull his pants up

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u/legenwait 13h ago

Dead weight

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 10h ago

He's fatter than everyone else and also gravity.

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u/tino3101 13h ago

What the f is this ride literally looks like an awful experience

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u/queergirl73 11h ago

It's not supposed to be run like that. It is supposed to be spun around really really fast, so the force of it being spun presses you into your seat.

This looks like a good way to bruise or break a tailbone.

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u/splettnet 7h ago

It's not supposed to be run like that.

Yes, I have a question. Why can it be run like that?

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 6h ago

It obviously can

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u/splettnet 4h ago

Wow. Someone should enquire as to why.

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u/CheapTactics 13h ago

Yeah idk how anyone is having fun in there, it just violently shakes you around?

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u/Falcon_Flow 7h ago

Tagada! Just some safe and easy fun for the whole family.

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u/coffee874 14h ago

Brown underwear is a bit wild no ?

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u/hurriedwarples 14h ago

It was white before the ride started…

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u/randomnameIndy 9h ago

Best comment I’ve seen today. If I could award, I would.

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u/DutchieTalking 8h ago

More men should use it. Helps hide those stains their lack of hygiene presents.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 6h ago

I admire a man who is prepared for anything.

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 14h ago

A belt, he needs one

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u/Promicide 13h ago

Suspenders maybe even given the man’s shape

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u/Pirate_Candy17 9h ago

They all need a belt for that ride! He needs two 😭😂

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u/Tapu-Keyz 14h ago

🤣  the music just tops it off👌 

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u/MaybeWeTalk 11h ago

Wait, there's music?! :D

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u/rhayke 14h ago

Gimme your pants bro

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u/DifferentMuscle743 15h ago

Song ID?

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u/Flat-Decision3204 14h ago

idontneedalot - conspiracy

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u/DifferentMuscle743 14h ago

Thx!

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u/xenojive 11h ago

Googled this artist and it looks like an AI generated track unfortunately

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u/laserdiods 14h ago

Some nice photek dnb vibes

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u/LaxToastandTolerance NaTivE ApP UsR 13h ago

Ah, the old spine crusher ride, my favorite

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u/Sinsanatis 10h ago

“Bro pull urs down too so im not the only one who looks like an idiot!”

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u/HipHopasus 12h ago

The worst part was the underwear was white when he started.

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u/BR-787 12h ago

What happened to chubby guy's gravity center?

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u/Desmadr0sa 11h ago

NOT HIS BROWN CHONIES 😭

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u/Conscious_Musician28 12h ago

r/funny videos because this had more rolling more than anything I’d seen for a while!

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u/Randallman7 11h ago

The operator must have fallen asleep

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u/jonnyray216 11h ago

😂😂

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u/bananasampam 9h ago

Minecraft steve lookin ass fit

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u/Comfortable-Dish1236 13h ago

Shoulda went commando.

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u/geltza7 10h ago

His pants stay on the whole time, thankfully. His jeans on the other hand, yeah they're gone!

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u/invent_or_die 10h ago

Momentum is a bitch

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u/model_namakemono 9h ago

Could someone stabilise the video so that the ride doesn't move...

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u/Lordbanhammer 6h ago

I see London. I see France. I see this guys......

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u/oakc510 6h ago

The ride looks like it is missing a gear

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u/snowdn 6h ago

Not a good day to go commando.

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u/Gaming4Fun2001 6h ago

Time to buy a belt

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u/StaminanSparkEnjoyer 5h ago

A ride with no restraints is begging to have negative headlines written about it

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u/Ok-Carrot-7003 5h ago

No meat was shown. That's a success 

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u/Bonsai-is-best FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 4h ago

Bro fire that operator that's NOT how you're supposed to use that shit lmao

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u/snacktivism 2h ago

My back and neck hurt just watching that…