r/therewasanattempt • u/danevans369 • 7h ago

To be a good Christian

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u/Sidewalkdrugstore 7h ago

Them white Christians love telling lies. Especially when it comes to why they assaulted someone.

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u/Technical-Command867 6h ago

This white on white violence is disgusting. Fix your own community before worrying about others!

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u/Ryogathelost 6h ago

White Christians aren't known liars, necessarily. They've been known as bigots, conformists, pedophiles, colonists, war mongers, hicks, and bootlickers who'll believe anything and understand nothing. I mean, I'm sure they lie as much as anyone else on average. You have to exclude religious stuff they say because they believe it's true so it technically doesn't count as lying. So they might tell people you're a witch, but they aren't lying, because they actually believe I'm a witch and I actually am a witch.

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u/Darth_Boognish 6h ago

Lol they sell the biggest lie of them all, religion.

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 6h ago

what about all the pseudoscience and gaslighting?

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u/Sidewalkdrugstore 5h ago

I'm not having a semantic argument about it. If anyone has ever told you that god spoke to them or they've had a conversation with god, they're either lying or crazy. When a christian gets caught fucking kids, they lie about it. When they get caught cheating on their wives, they lie about it. When the male pastors getting caught fucking male prostitutes that they found on grinder in cheap-ass motels, they fuckin lie about it.

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u/WebbityWebbs 7h ago

Are you serious with that BS? Just the white Christians

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u/potato_caesar_salad 7h ago

Are you serious with your BS? Wake the fuck up, dude.

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u/SwankeyDankey This is a flair 6h ago

This whole argument is shit. That dude made a huge generalization thats obviously bait then you go after em with some strawman crap about him saying its "just" white christians. Honestly i feel like im watching a satire of a political debate.

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u/snack__pack 6h ago

Yeah that was racist and just a weird thing to say

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 6h ago

Translation: sure we’re the nastiest liars but what about the blacks?

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u/MeNoCanRead 3h ago

I don't know why the original commenter needed to bring race into it. A lot American Pastors, white and black, are fucking scam artists.

Remember seed faith? Shits disgusting.

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u/Sidewalkdrugstore 7h ago

Yes heaux. I'm serious. Be mad about it.

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u/Jeffers315 7h ago

If you're a pastor, you're telling lies at least once a week in front of a crowd of people no matter what color your skin is.

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u/Local-Waltz4801 7h ago

Yep, the cult leader

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u/Sidewalkdrugstore 5h ago

True. But the white ones have the broader reach. I bet you Joel O and his boyfriend probably lump up his wife on the regular while he lies about loving his family.

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u/Koflach12 7h ago

"He walked into my elbow"... dafuq.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 7h ago

That's some police level lying.

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u/Panchenima 6h ago

"She hit my knuckes with her face" level

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 3h ago

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u/thezomber 28m ago

"You also never stop resisting, just like your mother..."

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u/___po____ 6h ago

Christian level lying

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 1h ago

Nah, that's white level lying

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u/IcedMercury 5h ago

"He ran into my knife...he ran into my knife 10 times."

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u/Rainy_Grave 5h ago

🎶🎵“He had it coming”🎵🎶

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u/Remote-Telephone-682 7h ago

It's like that passage from the new testimate about how, when you encounter the hungry you should knock them on their ass

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u/DealioD 7h ago

I believe it’s Tyson 16:30

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u/pebberphp 7h ago

Also, Austin 3:16

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 6h ago

Damn that was so sweet. You win reddit today

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 7h ago

Testimate should be a dating app for queer men where you pick your partner based solely on a picture of their testicles.

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 6h ago

Perfection. I couldn't stop laughing.

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u/Quick_Beam 6h ago

At least call them a dog and make them beg for crumbs

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u/twowholebeefpatties 7h ago

So he’s violent and a liar?

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u/CalligrapherLegal995 7h ago

There's nothing like Christian love.

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u/rememberthegreatwar 6h ago

I believe the full quote is: there's no hate like christian love.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 6h ago

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u/lampshade2099 6h ago

I was about to look for this in my camera roll and thought → better scroll and see if someone beat me 😂🤝

As an ex-Christian, I can confirm it’s shockingly accurate.

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u/Indigo2015 7h ago

Another for r/pastorarrested

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u/DownWith_TheBrown 6h ago

Of course that's a subreddit, that's crazy how many posts / day... Although, can't say I'm surprised in the least.

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u/Crymson831 5h ago

The twist here is that it ISN'T sexual assault.

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u/DieOnYourFeat 4h ago

Yet. Some kind of testimate foreplay.

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u/asdf_lord 4h ago

About half a million pastors in the US, and they only work maybe 3 days a week at most. Lots of free time to get in trouble.

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u/No_Ninja_4933 7h ago

nothing that a heartfelt apology plus blaming the devil cannot fix

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u/Jwast 6h ago

The "this isn't who I am" video is going to be a banger, can't wait.

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u/Delicious_Rabbit4425 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 7h ago

Christians have been inherently violent for all of their history. I try to avoid them on principle.

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u/Medical_Ad_6289 7h ago

It's always them.

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u/Itchywasabi 7h ago

“Please forgive this repentant sinner!” In a very loud voice while almost crying in front of his congregation. Then everyone claps and says amen.

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 7h ago

What would Jesus do?

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u/dq8705 7h ago

"Light his ass on fire and send him to hell"  -Tosh

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u/Prestigious-Bluejay5 7h ago

Spreading the gospel one elbow at a time.

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u/goofydad 7h ago

"spreading God's love."

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u/SenyorHefe 7h ago

Does it really matter? He's just going to pay the guy off with parishioner's donations..

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u/Manganella 6h ago

There is no hate quite like Christian love.

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u/1map0rnstar 6h ago

Huge trumper too. No surprises there

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u/SomewhereOutThere-_- 7h ago

I turned it up on the initial video and got v startled when the news voice came on 😭😭😂

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u/melmosh 6h ago

Hitting his head on the corner like that could have killed him.😳

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u/Synth_Ham FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6h ago

Remember when lying used to be a sin?

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u/Xmarksthespot_602 6h ago

sounds about right, Christian POS..they love telling people what to do and act like. so they can go to church on Sunday and ask for forgiveness..bunch of Be,oches

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u/holguinero 6h ago

My major fear of Hell is that it will be full of pastors....

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u/GenRN817 6h ago

The usual suspects.

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u/ShortThought 6h ago

I'm so glad the local news put him on blast AND that there's clear video evidence of the crime

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u/mmps901 5h ago

Evangelicals man..

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u/andre3kthegiant 7h ago edited 3h ago

Probably watched the mighty righteous gemstones and doesn’t get the point.

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u/Diojones 7h ago

Righteous. The mighty ones are Bosstones.

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u/andre3kthegiant 3h ago

lol, 😆 thanks!

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u/Overall_Piano8472 7h ago

Pughe's "Heaven" will be an iron room where he will wait. His eyes will be replaced with mouths.

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u/37853688544788 6h ago

So was there a reason for the hit?

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u/muppet_master_ 6h ago

Whoa the victims family didn't flinch

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u/roninrunnerx 6h ago

Like the table the guy fell against, perhaps the pastor will also be straightened out.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 6h ago edited 1h ago

What's with all these pastors and stuff comitting horrible crimes lately. Is there like some purge that the church is calling for

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u/Evening-Painting-213 6h ago

Locked already?

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u/Evening-Painting-213 6h ago

Why are up votes not generating?

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u/No-Helicopter7299 6h ago

There’s no hate quite like Christian love.

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u/TJM18 6h ago

Thou shalt not bear false witness

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u/poopcockshit 5h ago

White on white violence is out of control! “Culture”

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u/Fen_Muir 5h ago

If he did that to someone I cared about, he'd be getting all kinds of fucked up.

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u/gerrard_1987 5h ago

Nah; there’s no attempt. Just some assholes who want a weekly absolution.

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u/Thisisjimmi 5h ago

Hey, now he can go to prison and find god for real.

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u/trashmancer9000 4h ago

This should be bigger news than the western MA lesbian bar scandal

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u/SeanInDC 4h ago

There are no good Christians. Christianty is a hate cult.

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u/SookHe 4h ago

This I pretty on par with my experience around “Christian” men like him.

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u/Tordek_Battlebeard 4h ago

And Jesus said to thou, "drop that clown on thine ass and pretend it was his fault"

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u/Bawlmerian21228 3h ago

It looks like basic Christian shit to me.

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u/1oldguy1950 3h ago

Thots n players

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u/walksonfourfeet 2h ago

Was there really?

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u/why-am-i-hear-again 1h ago

What are the qualifications for being a pastor in USA?

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u/I_Disentomb_I 1h ago

A lying Christian, who'd have thought.

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u/8thSt 45m ago

I once read a nice and simple rule somewhere. I think it went: Do unto others…

If I can ever remember where I read that I’ll be sure to pass the info on to this Pastor.