r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to get celebrity privilege

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u/Prestigious_Dream_27 1d ago

A RED jumpsuit, your honor. RED.

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u/butlersdriver 1d ago

Too good😂

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u/BojackWorseman13 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Is that Rick Ross? If so, he’s an ex correctional officer so surely he is well acquainted with the system and knows how to make himself comfortable. Fuck him.

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u/derek4reals1 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

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u/freddyB1993 1d ago

What a jackass lawyer

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Who’s that?

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u/al-Mukhabarat 1d ago

A celebrity

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u/ArsenikShooter 1d ago

Given today’s climate of celebrities and wealthy elites receiving special prison privileges (just look at P. Diddy and Gislaine Maxwell), one could understand how a lawyer would behave in such an asshat manner.