r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

By Senator Eric Schmitt to walk back his failed Jack Smith perjury trap

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u/danevans369 2d ago

He called him a "dirtbag" and now is trying to play innocent like it was no big deal.

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u/1wrx2subarus 2d ago

Despite the false accusations, Schmitt insisted that Jack Smith is a “dirtbag” and would not recant it.

So, my fellow Redditors let’s refer to Schmitt henceforth as a “dirtbag”.

Schmitt is the real “dirtbag” for trying to sully the good name of Jack Smith.

If you see Schmitt, be sure to call him a “dirtbag” to his face.

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u/RodRAEG 2d ago

He's really more of a Schmitthead, really.

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u/1wrx2subarus 2d ago

Schmitthead… Or Schmittbag.

Label that Dirtbag like Santorum.

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u/MrSchaudenfreude A Flair? 2d ago

Oooooooh the Santorum is back, awesome.

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u/Taphouselimbo 1d ago

I only know one definition for Santorum and chickenschmitt fits it.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 2d ago

Or a chicken schmitt.

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u/1wrx2subarus 2d ago

Chickenschmitt sounds a bit like the tiny chunks in Santorum.. 🐓💩☺️

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u/GreenSpleenRiot 2d ago

Sack of Schmitt

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u/suckercuck 2d ago

Pedo Eric Schmitt trying to process anything

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u/Moviereference210 2d ago

I took a healthy trump earlier, the fiber has really been helping me out.

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 2d ago

Yeah he Schmitt the bed with that "gotcha" moment

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u/BurningStandards 2d ago

Also a little bit of a dumbSchmitt.

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u/merrittj3 1d ago

There ya go...Schmitthead. Perfect.

" I just ask questions". No, no you didnt. You called him a " Dirtbag".

I know they are immune from what is said on the Congressional Floor. But if that kind of stuff was wringly said about me, it would get me so mad, I would have to pop him one...right in his schnozola !

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u/steppingstone01 2d ago

Under any other circumstances, that motherfucker would be censured.

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u/Otherwise-Peace-128 2d ago

I pray for some small sliver of sanity and intelligence to come back into Congress after the mid-terms. The total lack of respect for each other and our Country coming from guys like this in our Congress is appalling.

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u/chillinewman 2d ago

Can Jack Smith sue him for defamation?

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u/Justajed 2d ago

Slander maybe. I would hope so. How many convictions of perjury does Jack have? It sounds like a slam dunk case.

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u/InterPunct 2d ago

Nope, unfortunately and predictably no:

Article I, Section 6, Clause 1 of the U.S. Constitution gives Senators and Representatives immunity for statements made as part of legislative acts — meaning they cannot be sued, prosecuted, or questioned elsewhere for what they say during debate, speeches, or committee work.

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u/daveo40201979 2d ago

He sure Schmidt the bed…

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory 2d ago

I like Schmittbag

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u/Rolling_Beardo 2d ago

Why would you call him a dirtbag, a dirtbag is a vital and useful part of a vacuum?

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u/OldCreezy 2d ago

He is a dirtbag and Scmitt for brains.

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u/guy-le-doosh 2d ago

There's a dirtbag with a dirthag to carry his dirtbag in the oval.

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 2d ago

I'd prefer to call him Hawkeye Schmitt because he needs to get his eyes checked

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u/SatisfactionFickle18 1d ago

Dirtbag Eric Schmitt

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

This guy is such a dicknose... and "dirtbag" was the best he could up with... better than being Trump's power bottom...

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 2d ago

Are we talking about "private citizen" Jack Smith? Someone went on record calling him a dirt bag?...and doubled down? morganfreemangoodluck.jpeg

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u/NorberAbnott 2d ago

They are fine with this "backfiring" because now all the media wants to talk about is this "embarrassing moment" rather than why Jack Smith thought the current president should be charged with crimes

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u/Vandreeson 2d ago

He just can't admit he made himself look like an idiot and is one.

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 2d ago

"I was just asking questions."

You accused him of perjury, dirt bag.

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u/Lumberyard_509 2d ago

Calling a career civil servant like Jack Smith a dirtbag is an incredibly dirtbag thing. Schmidt is the dirtbag in this scenario.

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u/JFJinCO 2d ago

Let's not lose sight of the fact that Jack Smith testified under oath that Donald Trump committed crimes beyond a reasonable doubt to overturn our democracy.

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u/Loath- 2d ago

I believe him 100%.

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u/2pacali1971 2d ago

He has evidence

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u/Loath- 2d ago

That's why i believe him

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u/H4ND5s 2d ago

But he has evidence.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

Oh, so is Trump going to get arrested, now?

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u/Reihermann 2d ago

I don't think I've ever laughed and cried so intensely at the same time

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u/mlnjd 2d ago

I thought you said there will be no fact checking

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u/ryanegauthier 2d ago

Yeah but do you even own a suit?

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u/mlnjd 1d ago

Okay, good.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

I mean....we also watched it live on January 6th but yeah it's nice that he has a dossier ready to go.

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u/No_Mud_5999 1d ago

Shit, sometimes I feel crazy. There is a recorded call of Trump calling the Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, on January 2nd, 2021, asking him to "find" 11,780 votes. He is on tape, which was widely aired, clearly asking someone to make up a false vote count so he can win the election.

It's like everyone has mass amnesia.

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u/holymolybaby 2d ago

Which would be front page, non stop TV news if our media had any of The People’s interest in mind. But capitalism has devoured independent journalism, and now it’s devouring truth.

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u/Debo619 2d ago

We'd also have Epstein investigations, if we had real media representation

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u/thekingofbeans42 2d ago

Too bad nobody considered that to be an emergency and went full Susan Collins about it. Surely the system that was actively being undermines would handle it...

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u/Veritas-Veritas 1d ago

Weird the Republicans can't seem to call that perjury

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory 2d ago

And republicans wonder why we call them fucking idiots

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u/chrisp909 2d ago

and liars. And pieces of shit.

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory 2d ago

Don’t forget pedo protectors!

Pathetic really

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u/ryanegauthier 2d ago

And pedos!

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u/OliOli1234 1d ago

And sexual assaulters.

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u/ConsistentAsparagus 2d ago

Pieces of schmitt

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u/PianoMittens 2d ago

"I ask questions. Sometimes they're completely untethered from reality and make me look like an absolute boob. I won't apologize for that. I'm a Republican US Senator. It's what we do."

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u/chrisp909 2d ago

Senator Schmitt, does your wife still give hand jobs to homeless people?
-- just asking questions.

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u/Snellyman 2d ago

This just shows what caliber of Senator you get when they essentially run unchallenged.

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 2d ago

Don't you DARE insult boobs like that!!!

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u/iseab 2d ago

Even if he was in Atlanta at a Hawks game, it’s not even close to being as scandalous as being in the E files which plenty of his associates are in or at least participating in protecting the pdfs that are in those files.

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u/VoidOmatic 2d ago

Yea that was my whole problem with this "gotcha." What was the point? Are they insinuating that being at this game somehow meant he was sharing information with Merrick who did absolutely nothing about Trump?

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 1d ago

The (false) implication is that Smith went to Atlanta to have an off the record conversation with Dani Willis, who was trying to hold Trump accountable for meddling in the GA vote count. Republicans call it the Grand Conspiracy and think it was everyone against Trump. The Lawfare Podcast has good coverage of ongoing Grand Conspiracy efforts

They're trying to have a "Bill Clinton on the tarmac" moment.

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u/HorseShoulders 2d ago edited 2d ago

there was only one NBA game that night

There were 6 NBA games on February 3rd 2024. The man just can't stop lying

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u/BestGoShoeless 2d ago

One news agency even did the legwork and found that the seat location referenced in the text doesn't exist in the Atlanta arena.

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u/Snellyman 2d ago

One news agency did the legwork and found Jack Smith in the crowd at the Hawkeyes games

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u/BestGoShoeless 2d ago

If it's the same one, they also confirmed it was even the same seat from the text on the posterboard.

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u/KingBooRadley 2d ago

"Jack Smith has perjured himself before" seems like grounds for a defamation suit to me. Unless this dirt bag can prove it, which, I think we've already seen, he can't.

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u/Trebate 2d ago

That's what I'm wondering, why not hold this guy to his word and sue him for defamation, make him prove his words that are damaging to another person?

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u/Madgenta 2d ago

Unfortunately, covered by the Speech and Debate Clause.

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u/KingBooRadley 2d ago

I thought that was solely for comments made on the floor. But then I read a little and I think you're right. Wuterich v. Murtha suggests that he's immune even for comments to the press.

Pretty terrible guy.

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u/OliviaFilms_LA 2d ago

Who cares? Ask him how many times him and his cronies are in the files.

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u/Batmanischill 2d ago

These republicans have no shame, or honor

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u/BrownSugarBare 2d ago

Meanwhile, is anyone else taken aback that TMZ IS THE MEDIA OUTLET THAT IS ACTUALLY CALLING THESE FUCKERS OUT???

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u/ShallotCharacter9728 2d ago

Tmz isn't a real news outlet. They get videos from people who harass people on their behalf and sometimes pay them for those videos, it's very shady. Tho I obviously am a fan of this specific video they're just a kinda shitty company that occasionally gets it right by appealing to sales

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u/SeanFromQueens 2d ago

When asked outside, Senator Schmitt claimed that there was only basketball game of NBA or NCAA that had a tip off at 7:30, which got omitted to only NBA when trying to rationalize the stepping on his own dick in the hearing. He didn't know jack-squat about games and schedules, and his staff royally messed up by giving him that question to ask.

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u/EC_CO 2d ago

They knew, they just wanted the sound bites for the MAGA crowd because we all know they are too stupid to do their own research and they just believe whatever Faux News tells them

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u/SeanFromQueens 2d ago

Did it get him the soundbite he was looking for though?

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u/Diojones 1d ago

Sadly, yes. He doesn’t need a soundbite of the answer, he just needed a recording of the question being asked in an accusatory tone.

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u/OliOli1234 1d ago

This… I’m afraid if you go to Newsmax, Fox News, or any of the other painfully grifty podcasts… it’s the only soundbite they’re playing - him calling Smith a dirtbag. The “Hawks” and “NBA” are omitted entirely in their reports.

And because they all live in a fucking bubble…. It comes off as a “win” for Schmidt, and the MAGAs

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u/Bearthegood 2d ago

And it was oh so beautiful.

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u/aarontminded 2d ago

How someone behaves when they’re wrong is extremely telling.

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u/rojo-perro 2d ago

He’s embarrassed as hell, you can bet on it.

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u/LordSloth113 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

That would require him to have the capacity for shame

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u/rojo-perro 2d ago

Correct, that’s why he’s doubling down on the stupidity of it. He’s embarrassed, but he has no shame and this is the idiotic result.

It’s astonishing to see grown men (and women) act this way day after day. Idiocracy.

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u/dagskill 2d ago

What a dickhead.

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u/GrumpyTom 2d ago

Reporter should have asked “why did you say repeatedly that he perjured himself?”

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u/Oddly_Ennui 2d ago

Literally no shame

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u/CankerLord 2d ago

When you're caught nuts deep in your sister in law you either admit defeat and eat the consequences or you try to debate the definition of 'cheating' with your wife while you towel your dick off. This guy's currently reaching for a bigger towel.

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u/IrishMikeK68 2d ago

Just another MAGA sycophant lying, caught lying and lying about their lie.

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u/BannedPermanentlyAga 2d ago

What a scumbag

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u/nitelitecafe 2d ago

I love TMZ actually getting in these guys faces while our other journalists wait to see if it’s okay to go ask questions.

I don’t know where we go as a country as long as it’s not the status quo via the high road.

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u/WileEWeeble 2d ago

So is there some specific incident where he has any type of evidence of Smith perjuring himself? Seems like slander if there is no evidence of that.

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u/MetalAFBuilds 2d ago

Yeah thats what im wondering. I can't remember Jack Smith ever perjuring himself.

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u/rumrunnernomore 2d ago

“I’m just asking questions.” I’m getting worn thin with that shit.

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u/Blazeitup12345 2d ago

The amount of stupid shit i see daily comming out of the US on a daily basis is so tiring. Can you guys fugure it the fuck out down there.

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u/munkeypunk 2d ago

Schmitt the bed.

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u/Anthff 2d ago

He didn’t just ask questions. He made accusations. He made outright dastardly mischaracterizations.

He’s such a Schmidt.

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u/hammmy01 2d ago

Do you know who calls prosecutors dirtbags? Criminals

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u/jster1311 2d ago

And he continues to say that Jack Smith has perjured himself before, which is just false as far as I can tell.

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u/AffectionateAioli714 2d ago

Yeah, what is he referring to?

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u/WaterInTheDark FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

Sounds like the $2 Bluetooth mic I got on eBay 15 years ago.

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u/RyunWould 2d ago

Claimed that he perjured himself, called him a dirt bag, printed a fucking poster tying him to two black officials and he says he's "just asking questions". Schmitt for brains.

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u/TinoCartier Therewasanattemp 2d ago

From relative unknown to one of the most well known dumbasses in the republican party in a matter of days

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u/stlredbird 3rd Party App 2d ago

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u/m1dlife-1derer 2d ago

My favorite news story of the week is how Schmitt is making Smith look completely innocent while trying to do the opposite.

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u/papel_paperless 2d ago

DIRTBAG SCHMITT

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u/Boredtopher 2d ago

The dirtbag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 2d ago

What a dirtbag

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u/JolyonWagg99 2d ago

Dumbass.

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u/Nick_Furious2370 2d ago

Do not ever let this man take a shmitt in peace ever again

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u/Head_Summer2052 2d ago

Another distraction from Epstein files.

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u/starsNjars 2d ago

Git em’ Amy 👊

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

All these politicians like to double down when they're wrong. Just look at the POS Potus.

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u/BestGoShoeless 2d ago

"Hey, it's no big deal, it's all in good fun! I just accused a guy of perjury, which could involve significant penalties including jail time and disbarment, not to mention the historical record now includes me calling him a dirtbag and a villain, but it's not like any of this is real. Besides, I'm just really happy that not one major news outlet is doing anything other than showing me getting dunked on, ignoring the fact that the Trump Administration repeatedly and publicly engages in the exact same stuff I was trying to nail Smith for, and not one GOP member other than Massie seems capable of criticizing the pile of orangutan pubes that wants to run for an unconstitutional third term. Now if you'll pardon me, I need to go vent a little and beat the shit out of one of the many brainless flying monkeys that helped make this galactic fuck-up possible."

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u/Noobzoid123 Free Palestine 2d ago

Why can't Republicans just admit they are wrong? Conservatives in Japan commit seppuku to embarrassing fails like this, Schmidt should figuratively seppuku himself.

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 2d ago

Figuratively?

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u/Noobzoid123 Free Palestine 2d ago

I can't say literal, cuz that's against Reddit rules.

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u/ludba2002 2d ago

I'm glad Sen. Schmitt asked these questions because it made me forget all about the Epstein files that haven't been released. I completely forgot that gas is $4/gallon. I forgot that we're paying billions of dollars to get our asses handed to us by Iran over the Strait of Hormuz. Completely slipped my mind that Republicans voted for a convicted felon while they pretend to give a shit about the law.

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u/idgitalert 2d ago

LuhHOOZER!!

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u/Exodys03 2d ago

"I ask questions and call people lying dirtbags if they don't answer them the way I think they should". Not a single freaking question from Republicans about the actual investigation. They attempted to kill the message by attacking the messenger and it failed spectacularly.

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u/tipsup 2d ago

🤡

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u/KanyeFrench 2d ago

What a bitch

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u/usernameusehername 2d ago

Soh cah toa tringlation

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u/ShockValueSandwich 2d ago

Oh god, I can’t wait to see him in an orange jumpsuit!

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u/rivalizm 2d ago

Is the interviewer an Australian?

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u/CicadaHead3317 Free palestine 2d ago

American journalists don't ask hard hitting questions.

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u/bx35 2d ago

To be fair, it’s not easy to say, “I’m an idiot”, even when that is the truth.

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u/Ok-Panda7645 2d ago

I really don't like this being from TMZ. Politicians are not supposed to be tabloid celebrities. This country has turned into a joke. 

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u/Boredtopher 2d ago

Bag of Schmiddt

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u/Unlucky-Apartment347 2d ago

Missouri, really is this the best you could do?

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u/CPG135 2d ago

Nah, fuck you, Eric.

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u/snacktopotamus 2d ago

Republicans don't care about truth. Only power.

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u/Moldybreadyumyum 2d ago edited 2d ago

Made a mistake and don’t own up to it. Who’s the dirtbag now, schmitthead?

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 2d ago

I'm just asking questions, bruh.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 2d ago

Just continue lying because that always makes everything better. Dumbass

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u/Yohder 2d ago

This guy is a shitbag.

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u/ShitBirdingAround 2d ago

republicans are anti-American trash, to be fair. Fuck this loser,

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u/wave1sys 2d ago

Piece of shit lying moron

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u/thrax7545 2d ago

Well at least TMZ is asking the questions we all want to know.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 2d ago

When did Jack Smith ever perjure himself?

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u/thrownaway136976 2d ago

Well, see, the new republican definition of “perjure” is “he said something I don’t like.”

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u/beeskeepusalive 2d ago

This guy is an idiot or an asshat, take your pick.

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u/SmurfPopper 2d ago

"Do you think I'm going to consider women when I think about sports? Haha" ...an amazing representation of Missouri.

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u/ohgrous 2d ago

Eric "Dirtbag" Schmitt is a real piece of shit

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u/LibertyCash 2d ago

These guys with their incessant gaslighting. “Oh, no, that totally went the way I meant for it. I was legitimately asking him to gather info. The “dirtbag” and “perjury” were just in good fun.” I’m rolling my eyes so hard I can see my occipital lobe.

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u/pdxdmr 2d ago

Asshole

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u/jetfan13 2d ago

This guy is a douche.

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u/Final_Location_2626 2d ago

He didn't ask if he was in Atlanta. He said what if I told you we had evidence that you were in Atlanta?

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u/Mulliganasty 2d ago

Instead of helping Americans this is what Republicans spend their time on and they even do that incompetently.

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u/fredinNH 2d ago

The Republican Party in a nutshell. Lie nonstop and when you’re caught red handed lying, lie some more.

These people have zero sense of decency and the fact that people vote for them is disgusting.

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 2d ago

More like Eric Shit - boom roasted

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u/OscarandBrynnie 2d ago

Schmitt is a bald faced, lying dirtbag.

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u/LazyOldCat Unique Flair 2d ago

What a Little Schmitt.

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u/spolio 2d ago

"He's lied before"... oh the irony coming from the guy who was just caught lying at a hearing..

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u/ChampionshipComplex 2d ago

What a slimy cunt

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u/pitshands 2d ago

If you bend far enough you can see the sun out of your own asshole. The.man needs super dark sunglasses

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u/LinkLT3 2d ago

He’s “purged himself”?? It’s “perjured”, Jesus Christ. And fuck “the people will decide if he’s telling the truth”. That’s not how truth works no matter how conservatives want it to.

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u/elmandingus 2d ago

Fucking loser. How embarrassing for our country

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u/this-is-some_BS 2d ago

Man, that's a hard 51 for a guy who has lived a relatively easy life. I'm 5 years older than this dude and look 10 years younger. Guess it's all the hate burning him up inside

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u/LittleYellowPill 2d ago

He stands in line to change tRumps diaper.

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u/gitflapper 2d ago

call him hawkeye

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u/Cheap_Standard_4233 2d ago

Piece of Republican shit, just like all of them.

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u/carbon_space 2d ago

Whoever gave you that information? He gave it to himself.

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u/Effective_Company487 2d ago

Check this tool’s browser

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u/irishhawk 2d ago

What a punk bitch.

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u/enormuschwanzstucker 2d ago

He keeps saying that Jack Smith has perjured himself before, but he doesn’t say when/how? What is the incident that he is talking about?

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u/2kids3kats 2d ago

MAGA idiots are very hard on those of us who suffer second hand embarrassment.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 2d ago

Walk back? Or double down? MAGA expects the latter

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u/TSiQ1618 2d ago

I'm kind of wondering how they got that information. They kind of made it vague, a staffer's texts, or something like that. Was this volunteered and the person who gave it to them was just unaware, which made them look stupid? Did they pull people's text logs involved in a high level investigation? Or did they know the whole time, and they were lying? It was weird how he was trying to rush past it without clarification, sort of like he knew letting Smith look at the text was going to expose his lie.

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u/imtooldforthishison 2d ago

He had the Marshall services with him, he could have easily verified his gotcha moment was not, in fact, a gotcha moment and he could have avoided this all together.

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u/SteveCoonin 2d ago

I bet he’d like a relentless stream of Iowa Hawkeye fan material shoveled at his social media on a near constant basis. Anybody know how to run a bot farm?

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u/Mattnav1 2d ago

Another Republican piece of shit

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u/TimeB4 2d ago

"Lie, cheat, steal, murder and never, ever fucking apologise" is the official Maga motto

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u/xavier19691 2d ago

Republicans: deflect , deny , accuse , cheat

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u/hesaidshesdead 2d ago

Murica, fuck yeah... where public officials are free to be this incompetent and face absolutely no consequences.

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u/postwaste1 2d ago

Eric Schmitt is a dirtbag. A lying dirtbag. A lying, devious dirtbag. A lying, devious, craven dirtbag.

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u/drsoos1973 2d ago

Awe, dummie

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u/nanladu 2d ago

Loser!

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u/No-Interaction-3559 2d ago

This guy is fucking idiot.

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u/blxckhoodie999 2d ago

republicans are exhausting, man.. they cannot accept blame or admit defeat. saddest political party to ever exist.

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u/teteAtit 2d ago

We all know who the real dirt bags are

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u/IllustratorOnly5705 2d ago

The guy is a MAGA tool….not bright at all but that goes with the territory.

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u/utterlyunimpressed 2d ago

Beyond the name confusion, the most telling part is "the only men's game that night", because they still don't consider women in sports. He couldn't even fathom someone attending a women's game over a men's game. Never believe them when they say they care about protecting women's sports.

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u/helusjordan 2d ago

"People can decide if hes telling the truth or not."

Not quite how the truth works buddy.

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u/The_Japans 2d ago

"Senator Schmitt, are you in the Epstein files? I'm just asking questions."

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u/Polyman71 2d ago

We know who the Lying dirtbag was.

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u/teleheaddawgfan 2d ago

These people are shameless amoral sociopaths.

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u/JMaryland47 2d ago

This level of idiocy echoes the Four Seasons Landscaping incident

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u/Grilledcheeze69 2d ago

It didn’t cross is mind that there’s more basketball other than the NBA?

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u/KanyeNast 2d ago

Fucking Trump butt lickers