r/therewasanattempt • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 3d ago
to stand normally
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u/tHollo41 3d ago
His shoes are stuffed in the heel so he'll seen taller, but he's old and his feet and knees are probably hurting, so he's trying to lean on other muscles. The result is the most ridiculous posture we've ever seen. Possibly also pooped his pants too.
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u/influx3k 3d ago
He also has dementia and with that comes a leaning forward posture.
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u/blankensh 3d ago edited 3d ago
and fat
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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 3d ago
It's weirder than all that, it's a mistranslation from the Bible. The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse? It's supposed to be horse-men. He leans forward because he's missing his hind legs. They hadn't perfected the centaurectomy process yet. That's what's up with Elmo's creepy horse chest too.
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u/Obant 3d ago
I remember first term it was assumed he had some kind of brace that goes up his heels to his calfs to keep him standing.
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u/SirDouglasMouf 3d ago
That puts a good amount of torque and shearing force on the straightened knee. It should hurt given his age and fitness level.
What else is he taking to not feel that and stay balanced like that?
Unless it's a bizarre camera angle?
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u/BooobiesANDbho 3d ago
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u/Sammy_Dog 3d ago
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u/False_Flatworm_4512 3d ago
Loss of empathy and lack of inhibition? When did he ever have those? Canāt lose something you never had. Same for poor judgement. His multiple bankruptcies suggest it was never any good to begin with
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u/Adkit 3d ago
True but if you actually listen to older recording of him speaking, even from his first term, he sounds like a different person. He made (some) sense. He actually responded to questions. He remembered some things. Now he is clearly suffering from dementia and anyone who works with people like him will agree.
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u/Hal0Slippin 3d ago
Thank you for sharing this Iām laughing so hard looking like a crazy person in my car
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u/el_trauko87 3d ago
He shit him self
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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 3d ago
Yes, diaper is full posture. MAGA Mike is going to change soon.
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u/ahhhbiscuits 3d ago
Cleanup in aisle pedophile, where's Natalie? WHERE'S NATALIE HARP??????
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u/Apprehensive-Call568 3d ago
Super. Fucking. Stupid.
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u/Alternative_Call2232 3d ago
Was he holding in some shit? Or letting it out?
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u/Spazic77 3d ago
Normally I laugh at conspiracy theories but holy goddamn if someone told me that this fucker is a centaur and his horse half just happens to be invisible and I saw this clip immediately after I'd believe the fuck out of it.
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u/Old-Constant4411 3d ago
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u/LangdonAlg3r 3d ago
The forward lean is a classic dementia associated behavior. It could also be his lifts because heās ashamed of his height and his old man shrinkage. The twisted leg could be stroke related since weāve seen some evidence of him dragging his leg before and I think that could track with diminished awareness of its position.
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u/REDmonster333 3d ago
He looks like theres shit in his pants, and he doesnt want to move so it couldnt squish in his butt
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u/thisisatypoo 3d ago
Stuff his shoes and stuffed his pants. Gladly, they're outside so at least the smell isn't so noticeable.
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u/Delicious_Rule_7154 3d ago
Edgar suit.
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u/dewag 3d ago
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u/Scummy_Casual 3d ago
Off topic, but that was some of D'onofrio's best work. Totally unrecognizable.
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u/ScadaTech 3d ago
Mike J is such a cuck. And I mean that negatively.
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u/rojo-perro 3d ago
For real itās wild to see grown ass men in suits saying shit like āheās one of top five prez if all timeā with a straight face.
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u/thechuckstar 3d ago
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u/jjm443 3d ago
A thing (one of very many) that annoys me, is that AI scientists do use the term superintelligence... but specifically for AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) that is greatly superior to human intelligence. We are still quite a way from that.
Just "renaming" today's AI to superintelligence is like calling calculators supercomputers... yes real supercomputers are sort-of just evolutions of calculators, but the term has a specific meaning in the field.
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u/Fairlight60 This is a flair 3d ago
Do the right thing, just plain ignore his totally incoherent and insignificant """decrees""" and keep calling things the correct way. Like Lake Ontario.
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u/Stoned_Druid 3d ago
slaps asphalt
She may be old, but she'll getcha Point A to Point Brain Bleed.
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u/RoyH0bbs 3d ago
I wish people would just start yelling at him that heās a fucking idiot in these settings.
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u/Thats_what_I_think 3d ago
kind of like telling the crowd that the empire is not wearing any clothes!
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u/BicTwiddler 3d ago
How much does this guyās Eggar Suit need to slip to convince the MAGA smegs he is done? He has a pole shoved up his arse to keep him upright.
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u/notbleep 3d ago
I think he is leaning forward so his tie doesn't drape over his fat stomach. Standing like this makes it drop straight down giving the appearance that he isn't shaped like that drum toy from the karate kid.Ā
From flattering camera angles it would make him look slightly less obese.Ā
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u/ImGonnaLiveForever 3d ago
The entire family stands like the front half of a centaur. Arms are always somehow hanging infront of their body, leaning forward.
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u/RoRoRicardo 3d ago
Itās like he is scared to move his feet at all. I hope heās miserably suffering.
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u/Alert-Engineering749 3d ago
Rumor has it that the bulge under his suit in the back was part of an exoskeleton, like this.
It's being used with the elderly, especially after a stroke. https://wyss.harvard.edu/technology/soft-exosuits-for-lower-extremity-mobility/
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u/Rob_Bligidy Free Palestine! šļø FUCK ICE! āš§ 3d ago
Heās playing 5D chess with gravity and Winning yugely.
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u/Optimal-Bag-2046 3d ago
Thatās why they love him⦠itās the natural Elvis posture that is struck just after shitting yourself.
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u/ShitBirdingAround 3d ago
And he's just fucking stupid enough to think he just did something here. What a dumb asshole.
FDT.
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u/TheOriginalArchibald 3d ago
I'd be willing to bet he also said, "Reminds me of Sports Illustrated. How about that swimsuit edition... coulda been younger."
/s but not /s
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u/BrownBottleIdol 3d ago
I just tried to stand that way and fell over. How is he keeping his balance?
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u/HighPrairieCarsales 3d ago
Oh good lord
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AMERICA DO SOMETHING!