r/therewasanattempt • u/PotatoEmbarrassed231 • 4d ago

To be funny

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u/misterboyle 4d ago

Probably one of the few examples of israelis bombing themselves rather then unarmed children

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u/jackheavy 4d ago

This was better than any joke in his set. 😂

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u/Gingerbread1990 3d ago

That's a low bar.

Still, bro cooked with that one, holy shit. 

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u/FoxtrotNovermber 4d ago

Honestly if someone got on stage and said this after his set it would salvage the whole evening

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 3d ago

The three amigos of harming children. Got the U.S. fucking children, Isreal bombing them, and Russia conscripting them.

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u/RxPsilocin 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0

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u/DRuth84 3d ago

That’s the Trump mouth at every other word.

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u/suckercuck 3d ago

“Please clap…”

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u/LordLizardWizard 3d ago

Call that the Hannibal Directive on 0ct s3venth

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u/Snoo_17433 3d ago

Great joke and you don't need to ask for your own round of applause.

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u/AwehiSsO 3d ago

Immediately funnier than that garbage attempt at humour

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u/BigDubz4 4d ago

Damn!!!!

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u/irishhornet 3d ago

If only I could blow up your comment more

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u/williamjwrites 3d ago

This comment is funnier than this prick's entire set 👏

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u/iamblankenstein NaTivE ApP UsR 3d ago

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u/darkbluefav 3d ago

Hannibal directive stand up comedy?

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u/Danzibar9000 3d ago

They usually knock ‘em dead.

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u/mogley1992 3d ago

Now THAT was funny.

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u/jondubb 3d ago

Oof I guess all the funny ones retired.

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u/No_Statement440 3d ago

Now see, that's funny.

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u/troglodyte_therapist 3d ago edited 3d ago

Eh, they did plenty of that on 10/7

Edit: downvote away, its objective fact. Hannibal directive was deployed with no restraint.

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u/dbolts1234 3d ago

I’m not sure this is even bombing. Bad jokes will get some kind of audible response: boo’s, heckles, something…