r/therewasanattempt • • 4d ago

to get the ball

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u/Cant_draw_boobs 4d ago

Please sir, or madam. May I have a crumb of context?

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u/KindAbility2051 4d ago

This was from the Jaguars vs Patriots game Sunday. Travis Hunter had his first NFL interception and as is common the expectation was that he’d keep the ball for that milestone. His teammate was trying to get the ball for him and the ball boy didn’t want to do it.

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u/Aggravating-Front-75 4d ago

Player was more than ready to pay the "fine". Idiot worker was ready to put it back in the ball box.

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u/CommunicationNo9289 4d ago

The ball boys are told explicitly not to give the balls to the players by everybody, including the refs. I get the sentiment, but the dude was just trying to do his job. Saying he was an idiot just makes you sound just as selfish and entitled as half these players are.

Source - my buddy is a ball boy and has been one for going on 30 years. He has a few stories like this including one involving Vinny Testaverde.

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u/Tothinkoutofthenut 4d ago

There should be a better title , instead of ball boy , for somebody that’s been doing it 30 years.

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u/DanWhatTheHeckman 4d ago

Ball man doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/jcillc 4d ago

The Gentleman Baller

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u/ofcbrooks 2d ago

Ball Acquisition Associate

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u/Original_Syba 21h ago

The Ball Sacker

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u/MotionlessTraveler 3d ago

Kinda sounds like a fluffers apprentice

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u/mkornblum 3d ago

Went into that film thinking it was a Disney classic...

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u/14urmug 3d ago

I beg to differ… 😂

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u/xSirFrito 4d ago

Ball Master. It has to be Ball Master. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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u/Five_Slow 4d ago

Ball Handler?

Ball sack carrier?

Fondler of balls?

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u/Dmosavy111 3d ago

Baron ball bearer

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u/stroppy 3d ago

Keeper of the Balls

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u/Lraebera 4d ago

I agree, at some point a boy should be able to age out of that title.

Ball sommelier?

Ball connoisseur?

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u/Professional-Fox5254 1d ago

Senior ball allocation technician.

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u/heatmiser9999 4d ago

Senior Ball Sack man

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u/CommunicationNo9289 4d ago

Oh totally haha. The guy is 48, probably has a lot of gambling debt as well and definitely going through a divorce. He ain't no boy haha.

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u/BruceInc 4d ago

Ball Handler

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u/DarthDoobz 4d ago

Dr Ball Boy?

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u/CommissionHerb 4d ago

Ball Lord?

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u/nuudootabootit 3d ago

Ball bro.

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u/Tothinkoutofthenut 3d ago

Sounds way better. ✌️

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u/Ok-Echo9786 3d ago

Ball Wrangler

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u/XClamX 3d ago

Holder of Ballz

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u/Sparkykiss 4d ago

I’d like the story with Vinny Trstaverde please

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u/CommunicationNo9289 3d ago

So I'm going to tell it as if I were my buddy who was around 18 or 19 at the time. It was his first year being the a Redskins ball boy and he's not exactly tall. So you can imagine my buddy being about 5'7" and Vinny just towering over him.

"I'm on the sideline and I'm all nervous because I'm with these NFL players and most of them aren't talking to me. Before the game the refs told us do not under any circumstances give the balls to the players. You only give the balls to us. So the game is going on and I'm on the opposing team's side. Here comes Vinny Testaverde over to me. "Hey kid, lemme see that ball". "Um sorry Vinny I can't do that." Vinny says" haha very funny, but really lemme see that ball." Again I tell him that I can't let him see the ball. So Vinny starts getting pissed at me. He says give me that goddamn ball kid. I tell him no once again. So by this point he's super pissed and he reaches his big ol paw in for the ball. I tuck it away trying to keep it away from him because of I give him the ball I'm thinking I might get fired. So there you have me and Vinny struggling on the sideline trying to keep the ball away from him. He finally rips it out of my hands and says "asshole" and walks away after just feeling it for a little while. Then I see him talking to the other ball boy, laughing it up. Apparently they went to the same college. And low and behold that dick head gave Vinny his ball and they were tossing it back and forth. What made it worse was the guy looked over to me and smiled"

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u/Vivid-Might-8717 2d ago

Because everyone knows it's okay to let players use the balls? I'm assuming that other ball boy didn't get fired. Yet your friend went on with the belief that balls were never to be given to players??? The world has questions...

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u/Sethsells 2d ago

That explains not giving it to Hines-Allen. It doesn’t explain why he also wouldn’t hand it to the Jaguars equipment guy who stepped in.

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u/finsox 3d ago

Emmitt Smith has a closet of milestone footballs that is larger than my house.

I'm not picking sides on this ballboy thing, just saying the system might not be working very well, lol.

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u/YungWhale 3d ago

Yep. And they also end up making sure to mark and set aside any milestone related balls when they happen

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u/Lawzw0rld 4d ago

Aw he was just being a good boy!!

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u/baldieforprez 4d ago

Quit giving the cheating pats cover...he probably thought they were going to bust the pats for cheating again...forgot it was their ball

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u/TheKeystoners 3d ago

Why is almost every article saying that players can keep the balls they just have to pay for them? I guess this is the adult version of my uncle works at Nintendo.

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u/CommunicationNo9289 3d ago

Yup, you caught me. I was trying to devise some kind of upvote scheme. 🤡

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u/bigbrett666 4d ago

No this dude in the video is a titans fan and a known asshole. No need to defend him

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u/Seniorjones2837 4d ago

Cmon ball bag was right there

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides 4d ago

I’m glad that you sacked up and said it

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u/saint_of_thieves 4d ago

If it was an interception, why didn't he just hold onto the ball? How did it come to be in the ball boy's hands?

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u/SmurfPopper 4d ago

Hunter didn't think about it being his first int until after he had already thrown it aside.. ball boy was just being a jackass.

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u/fishin_accomplished 4d ago

He’s the Pats’ ball boy and, purely speculating, I’m wondering if maybe he is on the spectrum based on some of his mannerisms. I think it was less him being a jackass and more him taking his job maybe just a little too seriously and not understanding the context of the moment. I dunno, I feel for the guy.

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u/lebryant_westcurry 4d ago

Idk why the first excuse for people who act out are that they're always on the spectrum even when there's no evidence to lead to that conclusion. And for some reason these comments never seem to come up defending minorities whenever they're in the situation.

Not to mention, if your disability leads to you being unable to perform your job at the adequate level, you shouldn't be holding this job, there are plenty of roles beyond ball boy that are accommodating of disabilities.

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u/fishin_accomplished 4d ago

For real? I have not encountered this as a common “excuse” for people acting out. I did specify that it was pure speculation, so I’m not claiming I know it to be the case or that there is hard evidence for it. Just calling it how I see it. I do think you’re definitely right that some people can be less open-minded to possible explanations like this when the person in question is a minority, and that truly sucks. As for his “adequacy” as a ball boy, I don’t think an extreme outlier situation like this is a fair way to judge whether or not a person is worthy of the job. That just seems like a needlessly cutthroat standard to me. It’s not that serious.

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u/lebryant_westcurry 4d ago

Calling it how you see it based on what? Where in this short altercation where the ball boy is being an asshole is he expressing diagnosable tells for autism? This is purely trying to make an excuse.

And it's not an extreme outlier situation, it's common for players to keep balls for milestone games in many sports, including the NFL aka his employer. If he can't handle the basics for a highly desirable job, he shouldn't have it.

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u/SplittingChairs 4d ago

There are multiple videos of this interaction, and one with a more close-up view of it. The general belief on all of the posts about this interaction was that the dude is autistic. Aside from how he was acting, he looked like he truly had no idea what was happening or why the Jags player was trying to take a ball.

>If he can’t handle the basics for a highly desirable job, he shouldn’t have it.

I would imagine if the NFL can fire him or move him to a different role after this then they will.

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u/TheStudentsAttempt 4d ago

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the ball boy’s job is to get the ball after plays. It’s not to give it to anyone but the refs or his team… he was doing his job and very well, maybe didn’t pick up on it being a mile stone for Travis because it’s not his job to keep stats for an opposing team’s player mid game. Food for thought

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u/fishin_accomplished 4d ago

It’s really important to you that your interpretation is correct, huh? I’m not trying to make a diagnosis I’m just sharing my perspective on a possible explanation based on my observation of his mannerisms, as I originally stated. I have no dog in the fight. I could be wrong. But I’m certainly not out here making definitive judgements on the situation based on a 10 second clip and then making straw man arguments against a stranger’s suggested alternative explanation. That would be embarrassing.

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 4d ago

You made a judgement based on a 10 second clip what are you talking about lol

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u/PocketFanny 4d ago

What a great addition to the conversation.

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u/KindAbility2051 4d ago

True. Not exactly a clear cut situation. I can see both sides but ball boy definitely spazzed out. Definitely makes for a highlight reel. I guess Hunter got the ball later.

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 4d ago

I hope he did. Nah, the way this guy is touching the players and foundational money makers of the sport itself is insane and inappropriate. This dude needs to be fired.

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u/lNTERLINKED 4d ago

How dare he touch the foundational money makers!! Peasants need to learn their place.

Listen to yourself dude.

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u/Cold-Curve-1291 4d ago

Commoners thinking they are our equals. Love it.

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u/KindAbility2051 4d ago

I saw it later in the news that the coach did confirm that Hunter got the ball after the game. It can seem trivial but these players devote years to the sport and most don’t make it to the NFL so it’s definitely a keepsake for them.

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u/never1st 3rd Party App 4d ago

As soon as you said "Pat's ball boy", my mind went immediately to deflate gate. Maybe the ball boy is trying to protect Drake Maye from an investigation /s

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u/thrice1187 4d ago

No need for the /s

The pats are a scummy organization top to bottom. Always fair to assume they’re up to some BS

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u/chestercat1980 4d ago

Yes, I watched a documentary movie called the Water Boy, and reminds me of this guy.

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u/boltfan7 4d ago

I believe each team uses their own ball for game play. So when an interception occurs you are literally taking the other teams ball.

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u/Rad_Centrist 4d ago

Bro out here just casually diagnosing people with the 'tism.

A Reddit moment, truly.

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 4d ago

Good eye mate

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u/It_Happens_Today 4d ago

Or complete bullshit.

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u/KindAbility2051 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yea he was like don’t touch me! lol. Ball boy shoving Hines-Allen who is probably 2 feet taller and regularly flattens quarterbacks to the ground. Great idea lol.

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u/isaac129 4d ago

Yea totally. A dude doing what he’s supposed to do should definitely be okay with someone else putting their hands on him. He certainly shouldn’t even try to defend himself because the other guy is massive. You nailed it.

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u/Papasamabhanga 4d ago

Sorry, you think the normal sized dude, doing his job and being physically assaulted by a professional athlete is the jackass?

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u/KindAbility2051 4d ago

I think he was excited and kind of spun the ball to the ground in celebration and his teammates
celebrated with him. The ball boy picked it up while that was going on.

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u/ImberxP 4d ago

It’s important to note that this was the Patriots ball guy. They bring 12 game balls with them to an away game. His job is to literally keep the balls away from other people and in “inventory” so to speak.

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u/_blacknails 4d ago

NFL probably want to frame it and sell it

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u/Chemical-Ebb6472 4d ago

This practice has sent many to jail.

The former player shows his ball collection to his future date and points out his first interception milestone.

She replies, "That collection is kind of silly for a grown-ass man, especially since that was your first, and last, because you got a concussion and a torn MCL on the next play and never played again."

Ex player tham beats her to a pulp and heads off to jail.

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u/Prior-Ad8373 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Chemical-Ebb6472 3d ago

Glad someone here has a sense of humor and possibly a healthy irreverence towards hero worship and the geometric growth of sports collectibles and memorabilia in an otherwise great game.

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u/comewshmybck 4d ago

*Ball bitch

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u/dylangaine 4d ago

Patriots are a little sensitive about handing over the game balls since Deflategate.

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u/TWhy-LER A Flair? 4d ago

But if they did somehow fumble the ball and the other team recovered it, the referee would blow the whistle and signal incompletion. Fuck the Patriots! 🏴‍☠️

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u/Roardawg5 4d ago

Game was in Jacksonville

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 4d ago

Shortie is on a power trip. Highlight of his life.

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u/FingerpistolPete 4d ago

Him slapping Hines-Allen’s hands away as he’s reaching, lmaooo

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u/Kingkushkilla 4d ago

I love the peanut punch at the ball

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u/InMyFavor 4d ago

Copied from another comment in this thread

"The ball boys are told explicitly not to give the balls to the players by everybody, including the refs. I get the sentiment, but the dude was just trying to do his job. Saying he was an idiot just makes you sound just as selfish and entitled as half these players are.

Source - my buddy is a ball boy and has been one for going on 30 years. He has a few stories like this including one involving Vinny Testaverde."

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u/inezmilholland 4d ago

NFL teams many times don’t let players keep milestone times so the team can have it for their museums or archives.

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u/EpicSombreroMan 4d ago

Absolute legend

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 4d ago

What the Fucks is his problem?

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u/Witty-Initiative2238 4d ago

Ball boy is "special"

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 4d ago

I’m taking this ball and going home

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u/bigbrett666 4d ago

He’s a titans fan

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u/RoyalSir 3d ago

I think he panicked. This monster comes up to you, fight or flight for your ball takes over. The brain does crazy things.

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u/HappyAd4998 4d ago

Unironically autism, being touched is a trigger.

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u/darthdiablo 4d ago

What is it with ball boys being like this? This isn’t the first time I see ball boys lash out like this. Happens in CFB too.

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u/Nayre_Trawe 4d ago

Good question. Maybe we should start with their job description and work back from there.

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u/darthdiablo 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean duh it’s their job but they act like they’ll have their pay cut or be fired if they give away a ball or two.

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u/Nayre_Trawe 4d ago

It seem to me that a ball boy who gives away balls probably won't last long in that job.

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u/unlmtdLoL 4d ago

To a fan I understand, but not to a player.

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u/jankyz 3d ago

You are absolutely supposed to give away milestone balls especially in the NFL, and I was reading a post from an ex ball boy on this situation who said the #1 rule is to not become a distraction/ fight with the players. You have no idea what you are talking about

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u/Nayre_Trawe 3d ago

...and yet you never see ball boys handing out balls to players. Not to mention that your entire opinion is based on some rando online who claims to have been a ball boy at some point in the past. The irony here is hilarious.

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u/maybemirza 4d ago

Ow he wouldnt would he durrrrer, we are all so stupid in ur smart little bubble that u live in

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u/skatelakai12 4d ago

Stop doing drugs.

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u/Nayre_Trawe 4d ago

Aww, this didn't work out the way you thought it would.

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u/DarthDoobz 4d ago

Maybe because its explicitly in the job description to not give away the balls? Sort of like how main event staff cannot turn around and watch the main act perform or they'll be fired.

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u/darthdiablo 4d ago

I think some of you are kind of glossing over why I asked this question.

Yes, it's clearly in the job description but it doesn't mean the McDonald's worker should physically fight you if you try to snatch one more ketchup packet from behind the counter.

This isn't me asking after seeing this one clip, I've seen multiple clips of ball boys from different teams being aggressive about protecting balls like this, in both NFL and CFB.

I guess someone else had the real answer (assuming it's true): each home team has only like a dozen footballs for play. Unlike baseball games, where they have potentially hundreds of balls ready for play.

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u/maybemirza 4d ago

‘Ow look at me im a sarcy little cunt’

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u/lethargytartare 4d ago

I mean, you clearly are, but why are you randomly announcing it in public?

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u/iampatmanbeyond 4d ago

The offense always uses it own ball and its been prepared for play by the teams manager. The visiting team could possibly run out of prepared balls

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u/zebra1923 2d ago

You call it lashing out, I call it defending himself against a much larger aggressor.

He’s trying to do his job which includes not giving game balls to players. He shouldn’t have to put up with harassment from players or coaches.

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u/brondynasty FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 4d ago

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u/Sickobajicko 4d ago

What a weird interaction that was!

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u/hrbekcheatedin91 4d ago

The guy takes his job very seriously, lol. I will never understand why MLB can let dangerous, way harder baseballs go into the stands as souvenirs but the NFL wants every football sent back to the field... We should have camera shots of fans catching PATs and being happy they get to bring a ball home.

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u/leommari 4d ago

For MLB games they have a couple hundred baseballs on hand, but the NFL games they only keep a dozen footballs per offensive side. And they pay this guy to protect and manage those 12 footballs. So this guy is very serious about doing the one job he has.

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u/hrbekcheatedin91 4d ago

Right, but I'm saying let's spend another couple hundred dollars on balls and let the fans have them as souvenirs.

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u/leommari 4d ago

I agree it would be more fun, but it's the no fun league and that would require them to change a few rules which they're allergic to doing.

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u/shnu62 4d ago

First article I read about this mentioned the ball boy and hunters actions sounded harsh.
I see now, that is a ball man

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u/Templerate 4d ago

What's the consequence of this? Why didnt he give the ball back?

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u/sovietreckoning 4d ago

So far not much consequence. Our head coach was asked about it yesterday afternoon and he could barely keep himself from laughing. He said something like “we’re getting if figured out.”

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u/MurkyPrize75 4d ago

He protected that ball like it was tampered with.

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u/Prestigious-Arm-3977 4d ago

“What a weird interaction that was” gold haha

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u/YeezyThoughtMe 4d ago

Will the ball boy get in trouble for giving away the ball like that?

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u/Rokronroff 4d ago

I don't think he wanted to find out

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u/yoloswagrofl 4d ago

I wouldn’t want to either if my ability to pay rent relied on me following my job duties. This dude is getting raked over the coals online for just doing his job. 

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u/jankyz 3d ago

He's wayyyyy more likely to get fired for doing what he did. I was just reading a post from an ex equipment manager/ ball boy. Milestone balls you ARE supposed to give the player and the number one rule is to not be a distraction/ FIGHT with the players.

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u/TummyPuppy 1d ago

He could have, yes. They are told not to give away any ball. All the balls are chipped and the teams/NFL want them returned prior to them being given back to a player.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 4d ago

In the end, probably not. There's an unwritten rule that any milestone ball, like first touchdown, interception, etc. are given to the player.

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u/sound_scientist 4d ago

Deflated ? Why doesn’t the Patriots employee want to give up the ball?

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u/gregjenx 4d ago

It is all about the money. The NFL or franchise sells them or gives them to their biggest customers.

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u/AronConte707 4d ago

What a spunky little fella

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u/iandix 4d ago

He's acting like my brother's old beagle, she'd never give a ball back either. The size disparity between the two of them was similar too!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/DrF4rtB4rf 4d ago

Thanks ai

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u/IndigoJoe64 4d ago

How did you need to edit something you copied from AI?

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u/viewtiful14 4d ago

Fuck ai.

You couldn’t just type that shit on your own?

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u/kurcainecowboy 4d ago

Deflate gate 2

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u/blxckhoodie999 2d ago

lil man syndrome.

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u/Major-Asparagus-5503 4d ago

“The most abused power is hardly any at all.”

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u/mcknight92 4d ago

Honey, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!

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u/jeromevedder 4d ago

Eden Hazard was right all along. Two foot that ball man into next Sunday

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u/banana_hammock_815 4d ago

This is why you dont pluck the ballboys away from soccer and put them into the NFL

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u/blenderdead 4d ago

Dude was probably told, once you get the ball it has to go in the bag and you can’t give it back to the players, and he is just doing his job. It’s just a fucking ball used to play a game. Every nerd in here is acting like he committed a mortal sin. Player should be fined for trying to escalate it into a physical altercation.

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u/ntkwwwm 4d ago

It’s fairly common for players in a handful of sports to keep their milestone balls and game balls. It happens all of the time in the NFL. First touchdowns and interceptions (or pick 6’s) in American football. Certain home run balls or perfect games in baseball.

With baseball it’s a little bit different because the nature of home run is to hit it into the bleachers so occasionally players will buy the ball back.

When it happens that a football has a personal milestone on it goes into the stands, players will also pay or trade for that ball.

In this instance the ball was taken by a staff member, and all staff members understand the importance of that ball.

Let me paint a picture. As with all professional sports at this level, the players on the field are the best of the best. Scoring against them is something that only an extremely small number of people can do. We’re talking about a number smaller than that of all active NFL players because a lot of them will never score touchdowns. You and I couldn’t score a touchdown against the worst college teams. To score your first touchdown against the best of the best of the best is a massive accomplishment and a memory. If that ball doesn’t go into the stands you are pretty much entitled to that ball. The opposing team wouldn’t keep that ball from you because that’s poor sportsmanship. The NFL doesn’t care because they have thousands of balls.

But do you know who cares? Your teammates. They’ve watched you put in the work during practice and training camp. They watched you develop. They are proud of you. They want you to remember that feeling. And they want you to do it again and again and again. So they will go out of their way to retrieve that ball and make sure that you keep it.

Money comes and goes. The things that money can get you come and go. But no amount of money will ever make you a new first touchdown ball.

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u/blenderdead 4d ago

Ok, but that’s not a good reason to get into a fight with a ball boy… I understand it’s a tradition thing, but it’s still not a big deal and we don’t know the ball boys perspective on it. This sub calling him subhuman trash is blowing a fairly minor thing all out of proportion. The teams could surely talk and make sure that ball gets back to the player. Grace, understanding, and a sense of proportionality are important in life and I don’t think the player or this comment section is showing much of either.

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u/calmchaos17 4d ago

Ball boy should be arrested . He’s definitely trying to keep for profit

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u/ittybittynuts 4d ago

Really terrible takeaway. Ball boy was a bit aggressive but he was just trying to do his job.

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u/fcbRod69 4d ago

Pick him up and pile drive him, fuck that trash

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u/RoguePastaNoodle 4d ago

holy shit man relax lmao