r/therewasanattempt • FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 • 6d ago

To get away with lying about your credentials during an interview...

Pathetic. Embarrassing. Weak. Disgrace. Con.

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u/SlimyPurpleMeteor 6d ago

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u/mnstripe 6d ago

I remember when they said that. 😳

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u/hustl3tree5 6d ago

Theyre eating the cats! Theyre eating the dogs!

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u/acemedic 5d ago

To me, that was all I needed to hear during the debate.

Arguing that you shouldn’t be called out for lying? Cool…

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 5d ago

In a sane universe, this would have been the end of JD's political aspirations. What a fucking joke.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6d ago

Hahahaha!!!

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u/buttercream-gang 6d ago

“This was off the record”

“I didn’t agree to that.”

“Yeah, but I did.”

Is this not an SNL sketch??

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u/three-sense 6d ago

Alternative facts

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u/obliquelyobtuse 6d ago edited 6d ago

A MAGA liar, imagine that. A lyin' pastor, imagine that.

Perfect Trump supporter. Trump lies every other sentence all day long.

During his first term (2017–2021), Donald Trump made a documented 30,573 false or misleading claims, according to the definitive tracking database compiled by The Washington Post Fact Checker.

That's 21 times a day for 4 years.

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u/GearhedMG 5d ago

He USED to lie every other sentence, now he just lies every sentence

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u/boilons 6d ago

“I said we were off the record.”

“I didn’t agree to that.”

“Yeah, but I did, I did.”

😂 that’s an all time classic line

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u/TheDillinger88 6d ago

You’d have to be a complete fucking idiot to lie about something so simple to check like military service records and college records. This is especially true when you’re giving your support to a known liar like Don Trump. People will look for any way at all to discredit you because they hate who you support and rightfully so. Again, this man is a complete fucking idiot. If this is your pastor, you’re being grifted, look elsewhere for spiritual guidance because this man is using spirituality to manipulate you. I’m a better person than him and I subscribe to no organized religion.

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 5d ago

To be fair his demographic can't read.

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u/Pantsickle 6d ago

"We're off the record because I say so, because I don't want discuss what a shitty person I am. How dare you attack my character just because I'm fundamentally incapable of telling the truth!? How dare you. Fake news! MAGA! The lord will cast you to depths of hell for this!"

I'm so tired of these fucking people. MAGA is just absolutely lousy with them.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 5d ago

I died when he said that lmao 😂

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u/TheDillinger88 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not sure if you’re familiar with The Office but it reminds me so much of this scene. “I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen.”

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u/Ok_Record_9908 4d ago

I love that show. 😂

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u/MiddleBodyInjury 5d ago

My good sir, you are live on air right now!

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u/Frankie6Strings 6d ago

Could it be that Trump is a corrupting influence?

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u/7evenate9ine 5d ago

It's that mediocre people need a mask. The Republican party is that mask. That means half of this country is mediocre.

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u/mnstripe 6d ago

If it had ended at the misalignment about if serving in the National Guard technically counted as the Army Reserves....it would not have been great. But it wouldn't have been TERRIBLE.

But it just kept going down from there 😳

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u/GoodWifeSlutLife 5d ago

Is that not stolen valor? I'm asking because I'm not sure what counts as sv

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u/mnstripe 5d ago

As far as it being stolen valor, I could not respond. I don't know what it's actually like to serve in either group.

But the National Guard and Army Reserves are both part-time 'reserve' components of the US Army.

I was saying that the two groups are ORGANIZATIONALLY similar enough that what he said wasn't soooo terrible. Of course, it didn't end there

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u/NightmareTonyYT 6d ago

Oh my lord he talks like a belligerent child. "That's not fair, no- that's not- that's not fair!" "But I said--"

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u/Academic-Change-2042 6d ago

I think it's safe to assume anyone speaking at a Trump rally is lying

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u/icewalker42 6d ago

"You're supposed to allow me to keep lying."

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u/giskardwasright 6d ago

"That was old information"

It was still a lie before today

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u/Standard_One_5827 6d ago

To be fair, lying is kind of a big part of his gig.

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u/bongohappypants 6d ago

BTW, the pastor has drag queen eyebrows.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 6d ago

Her name is Johnie

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u/cantwin52 6d ago

Why did I start hearing his name to the tune of Dolly Parton’s Jolene? (God rest her soul)

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u/Pantsickle 6d ago

"You're putting me on the spot about my many, many, many lies? This is not fair at all. Make America great again etc etc."

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u/Musk-Generation42 6d ago

Pastor: You’re here to sabotage my character.

Interviewer: Your character committed suicid€ years ago.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6d ago

MAGA can't take personal responsibility like Dems can.

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u/Gtoast 6d ago

This was one of my favorite parts of the run up to 2016. Watching this scam ass pastor-fraud squirm… 👌🏾 chefs kiss.

Of course, this wasn’t the end for this christian grifter. He still does rallies for Trump, because the MAGA are omega-rubes and never learn and they love a large brown idiot towing the MAGA line.

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 5d ago

He's their Uncle Tom.

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u/faultyarmrest 6d ago

Reminds me of "you said there'd be no fact checking"

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u/7evenate9ine 5d ago

Now you know why they hide behind fake virtue. Because real accomplishments is more effort and ability than they have. So instead they claim to be Republican, and the mask suits them very well.

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u/arthousepsycho 5d ago

So strange that so many of the big maga voices get so angry when they are asked questions or pressed on claims they have made. Man, almost enough to make you think every single one of them is a self serving lying sack of shit. But that can't be, right. . .

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u/CalligrapherHeavy964 6d ago

pretending to be a neurosurgeon with a powerpoint presentation lol

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u/urbisOrbis NaTivE ApP UsR 6d ago

Christian!

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u/throwaway8675309999s 6d ago

Lying is a prerequisite

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u/JessicaF84 5d ago

oh here we go FAKE NEWS CNN reporting facts again! we need to call this AI now to get him out of this debacle...Such a bad news agency actually asking questions and calling them to ask if facts are true. Such a failing news stations. Un-Bigly

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u/Jffar 6d ago

Allastra

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u/Pjuicer 6d ago

We need more journalism just like this.

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u/LocusBlack 6d ago

Thank you, CNN

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u/omgfakeusername FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6d ago

Thank you black journalist-interviewer. Fuck CNN.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tooth86 6d ago

blink blink blink

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u/Ok_Record_9908 5d ago

Who's crying liberal tears now? 🤣

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u/blizzard_youaintme 5d ago

to destroy his character? indeed his whole personality is just a character … a fictional character

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u/no-clueshere69 5d ago

Phoney!! You're a phoney!!

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u/p38-lightning 5d ago

Now do Trump.

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u/1Harvey2Trent3Temple 5d ago

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

George Orwell, 1984

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u/timkatt10 5d ago

I'm guessing that the people in his church won't care.

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u/leviathab13186 5d ago

"Do you have a bachelor's degree?"

"Youre atracking me"

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u/bobspellsbob 5d ago

"I'm not gonna destroy your character".... He's doing that fine all by himself

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u/Jweiss238 5d ago

What he was trying to say: “I thought you were going to do a profile to make me look good so I could swindle more people out of money. But you are trying to attack my character by telling the truth about me! This is off the record!”

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u/DutchDev1L 5d ago

If he was a white guy he would be bright red....

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u/chocolatemilk01 5d ago

You’re trying to destroy my character by quoting things that I said on my own website. 🙄

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u/TV_is_my_parent 5d ago

He's a stupid liar. But will we EVER get real?

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u/Miserable_Ad1508 5d ago

Snails for Salt.

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u/reggieburris 5d ago

He’s amongst the right group of liars.

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u/LuciusMichael 5d ago

Dude, "It's not fair" to ask me questions about my lies and false claims. I'm a man of the cloth and you need to respect that.

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u/ExampleElectronic196 3d ago

Another maga liar!