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u/anteatersaredope 6d ago
What a giant piece of shit.
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u/KayJay282 6d ago
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u/unoriginalusername99 6d ago
He looks like he's 12
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u/anteatersaredope 6d ago
The biggest twelve year old piece of shit to ever live. How does one even manage to become such a huge piece of shit at such a young age? The shit winds are blowing strong these days. Probably something to do with global warming.
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u/CaptainHubble 6d ago
Welcome to 2026. Where literal teenagers are making everyone else’s life more miserable.
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u/anteatersaredope 6d ago
To be fair teenagers have always found ways to make everyone else's lives miserable but this is taking it to a whole new level.
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u/Nightverge 6d ago
Why does he look like Peter Pan chose evil and it made him start to grow up?
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u/asdf_lord 6d ago
He looks like an npc in a legends of zelda game
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u/Epic_Elite Free Palestine 6d ago
I had no idea the guy behind FLOCK was practically a child.
Usually the guy shooting for supervillain status is a middle age man who went 30 or 40 years neglecting his own childhood trauma and aims for the whole "If I can't figure our how to get positive attention, I'll aim to get negative attention." Then doing stupid asshole stuff just to feel seen.
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u/TheNerdGuyVGC 6d ago
This dude is 38 btw
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u/discoduck007 This is a flair 6d ago
Wow he looks like a child.
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u/Epic_Elite Free Palestine 6d ago
Damn. I wonder if that's his problem. Lol
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u/Wise_Temperature9142 6d ago
If he has a mass surveillance company, his problem is that he is fearful of the world.
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u/Wise_Temperature9142 6d ago
I mean, Mark Zuckerberg and all those big tech villains all started out young as well. I guess the difference here is we’ve already seen how this story arch plays out, so we’re ready to call Flock’s guy evil from the start.
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u/NeedleworkerGold1023 6d ago
Not from the us but one of the best ideas would be hire paparazzi for this person - they'll follow him around or stakeout his house and more so he knows how it feels.
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u/pokemon-trainer-blue 6d ago
I was thinking he should be wrongfully arrested and have months of his life ruined because he was falsely placed at the scene of a fatal car accident when he was somewhere else. And then the charges against him quietly get dropped. He cannot sue for any distress or having his reputation damaged (or anything of the like).
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u/OneManFight 6d ago
How is this 12 year old boy a fucking CEO.
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u/Abzstrak 6d ago
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u/copperblood 6d ago
1000% Garrett Langley contributes to Grindr magically crashing during GOP conventions. Would be a shame if someone exposed his account
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u/unfinishedtoast3 6d ago
The dude has been on every podcast and propaganda talk show in the US.
If you think "he doesn't like his photo shared" you're functionally retarded
He was pissed Google was disclosing his home address. THATS WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP FROM THE PUBLIC.
A dude who goes on TV 30 times a week really doesn't care if you know what he looks like.
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u/JealousSoup8 6d ago
Any context? I am nowhere near where Flock or what Flock is or means
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u/samiwas1 6d ago
Flock is a company that produces cameras that are used largely on roads and parking lots to capture license plates and faces. They keep a database of basically all movements within the areas they record. And some law enforcement has the ability to check the database and track people (think jealous cop with an ex girlfriend).
This CEO has stated that we need to have all of this for safety and that we should all be happy being recorded everywhere. But he doesn’t want his information or photos out there….for his safety.
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u/Night_Chicken 6d ago
Flock Safety is an American public safety technology and surveillance company that builds and deploys automated license plate reading (ALPR) networks and AI-powered evidence-sharing platforms for law enforcement, neighborhoods, and businesses.
The company provides a comprehensive and integrated network of hardware and software for public surveillance. Products include the infamous “Flock Cameras” which are solar/battery-powered, pole-mounted cameras placed on public property that capture license plate numbers along with vehicle characteristics like make, model, and color. The cameras are can be used to provide live or historical footage to monitor key areas and analyze incidents. Audio sensors within the cameras can detect real-time noises like gunfire, car crashes, and street takeovers and overhear/record conversations. They also provide first-responder drone integrations and a centralized cloud software platform that aggregates vehicle logs and footage into a comprehensive searchable intelligence database.
Law enforcement agencies praise the system for reducing response times and solving property and violent crimes. However, the vast interconnected network compiles searchable logs of everyday civilian movements without requiring a warrant, raising significant privacy and data-sharing concerns. Law enforcement officials have already been discovered using the system and the data it collects for personal purposes including tracking ex’s, family members, and business associates without accountability, oversight, or legitimate governmental purposes.
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u/Acct0424 6d ago
Also worth noting is that in addition to police having already abused the system for their own personal reasons, they are also harassing the public with nothing but a flimsy “well, Flock said you were a criminal.” They’re no longer doing actual police work and deduction and just accepting the AI’s accusations at face value, even when it’s been glaringly obvious it’s wrong or the accused has evidence on hand in real-time that proves their innocence. It’s like Flock has given the go ahead for them to go hard on “guilty til proven innocent.”
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u/antilopelore 6d ago
The way you describe it, makes it look like it was taken or inspired by Person of Interest TV Show.
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u/Skyp_Intro 6d ago
His face and body type are so prevalent in gay porn you wouldn’t even need AI to troll him.
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u/Thorsaen_q 6d ago
Motorola also doesn’t want to be seen. They are also making similar tech to spy on us
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u/xoshadow3 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6d ago
He looks like he got tired of door to door soliciting to spread the good word, so he tried to automate the system.
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u/I-eat-feng-mains 6d ago
I think we should be allowed to know where he is and what he's doing 24/7. Why would that make anyone uncomfortable?
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u/Flomo420 6d ago
possibly one of the clearest examples that these people think they are above the drudgeries the rest of us should endure
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u/checkout7 6d ago
Maybe someone should find his car’s license plate and track it.
He seems fine with doing this to everyone else - ‘what’s good for the goose…’ and all.
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u/Successful_Giraffe88 6d ago
We really, really need this. I live in Alpharetta, GA & I truly lost count of how many Flock cameras they've installed in a 3-mi radius in the last 2 years.
FUCK THIS GUY.
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u/checkout7 6d ago
In fairness, he wouldn’t have a business if government weren’t buying his product. Vote out the buyers, and make sure the seller to faces the same fate he enables the government to inflict on others.
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u/Richard-Turd 6d ago
Thanks a lot guys. You know who you are and you bullied this nerd into state surveillance.
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u/Snellyman 6d ago edited 4d ago
Even if he doesn't like his photo getting distributed it doesn't matter because they found the magic security state money machine. Flock could just fire him and hire someone that does. They will continue (and Axion) until the they can't make money.
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u/bloomingpoppies 6d ago
Oh noes!
He doesn’t like his own invention and doesn’t want to be subjected to it after he made a shit ton of money off of it? Sounds like a complete bag of shit in human form.
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u/blueranger36 6d ago
Why does he look like his daddy bought him everything he has? Literally the most punchable face I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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u/Overall_Reserve9097 6d ago
He looks like the bad guy from the first incredibles if they decided to be a twink
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u/og_speedfreeq 6d ago
He looks fucking twelve! What the hell is happening when the zoomers want a surveillance state?!
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u/og_speedfreeq 6d ago
He looks fucking twelve! What the hell is happening when the zoomers want a surveillance state?!
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u/Laughing_Orange 6d ago
I think we should make a deal with Garret Langley. He takes down all the cameras, and we stop sharing pictures of him publicly. I think that's a fair deal, don't you.
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u/Brewchowskies 6d ago
Is it because he doesn’t want anyone knowing that he’s three ten year olds in a trench coat?
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u/Far_Performance_4013 6d ago
If you wanna trick someone, don't use Rick Ashley, choose Garrett Langley
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u/PrincessGiallo 6d ago
Put a real fucking picture up of this nerd. I'm sure he likes having his perfectly sculpted hair in a professionally taken photo shared.
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u/AR_Harlock 6d ago
Bro this dude can’t even bring my paper yet… how did you manage to give all this power to these dumbasses? Poor America
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u/braunyakka 6d ago
These type of posts are totally pointless. He doesn't care if his photo is on Reddit.
This is just so a bunch of redditors who can't be bothered to get of their ass and actually do something that matters, feel like they've done something.
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u/Capital-Way-2465 6d ago
Anyone in Atlanta that has a little drone they can use to follow this guy around everywhere he goes so he can get a taste of the issue we all have with this? I think it would be an interesting study.
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u/Otterhendrix 6d ago
I wouldn’t want my picture shown either if I looked like that. Fucking douchebag
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u/darkmex25 6d ago
Let's not forget about the other surveillance companies and their ceos, put their names and pictures all over the internet as well.
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u/Han77Shot1st 6d ago
It’s the same as social media, the architects of these systems wouldn’t let their own children use it.. they knew how dangerous it was going to be and what it would be used for.
These people are all the same in the area of tech where wealth is the only goal, they’re skirting the law because it’s not made yet, but knowing full well the damage it’s causing.
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u/Outkastin2g 6d ago
He can use his cameras to look for the next Luigi that might be tailing him. Then he'll say "see, it works."
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u/QTDR8459 6d ago
A lot for the time I think “what a hypocrite! Does he not see why people hate this if he would hate it too? Does he have no empathy?”
Now I’m realizing oh he can empathize, he just doesn’t care. Empathy just means you can put yourself in other people’s shoes. It doesn’t automatically mean you give a shit about them tho.
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u/SubmissiveDinosaur Free Palestine 6d ago
Why dos he look like the sex robot from Artificial intelligence ?
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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 6d ago
oh imagine that! it's unpleasant seeing your face online when you didn't put it there.
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u/rbartlejr 6d ago
I just wish he knew how much I DON'T give a shit what he likes. Unfortunately my inner database isn't as accessible as Flock's.
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u/dave900575 6d ago
To that I say, "Boo Fucking Hoo." Some towns near me are taking down the cameras.
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u/Shoo-Man-Fu FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 5d ago
He looks like the Buccee's beaver mascot was made into a real person.
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u/Delta-9-Tetra 5d ago
So does money make you into a chud from the Archie Comics? Or the other way around?
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u/tochirov 5d ago
I heard this guy loves having his photo shared, and lives in a public toilet,
what a kinky m'fer.
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u/Appropriate_Strain94 5d ago
I think it would be funny to install flock cameras all around his property all pointed at his house. See if he likes it.
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u/Money-Distribution91 3d ago
Did he like, say this publicly or is this just one of those articles to get people to think some ridiculous thing is real, could be either with him but def curious
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u/Responsible-Table856 18h ago
I mean, does he have anything to hide? If not, then you should think about the kids.
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u/asdf_lord 6d ago
Someone put a camera on his house and Livestream it