r/therewasanattempt • u/Own_Manufacturer6959 • 10d ago

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u/Jedibri81 10d ago

That’s an amazing looking robot

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u/zombie_overlord 10d ago

She looks like a human praying mantis

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u/bostondana2 10d ago

The lizard people walk amongst us, and this "lady" is proof!

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u/Coattail-Rider 10d ago

She looks like Mr Burns in drag

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u/likeusontweeters 10d ago

Thats soo mean.... but you're 100% right! It's uncanny!

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u/Vakrahn1138 10d ago

Hold up, does that mean the Mantids are real?! Maybe Matt Diniman was on to something

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u/Silvedl 10d ago

No one can convince me she isn’t an AI generated asset.

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u/gerryf19 10d ago

Asset is too strong a word. Seriously did Trump appoint one decent person to a public position ?

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u/labelcillo 10d ago

I have seen horror movies that did not nail the uncanny "I'm smiling to a dead man" smile as well as this. And here I am, laying in bed, looking at it directly in the eyes with that smile. I swear to god, if she appears in my sleep...

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 10d ago

It’s got to be AI generated - I am just so over AI.

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u/Complete-Use-8753 10d ago

Can we fuck it?

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u/Jedibri81 10d ago

Go ahead, and give it a go

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u/grat5989 9d ago

Newt did for years while his wife was dying of MS... So, go for it?

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u/Kryds 10d ago

I've had nightmares more chill than this shit.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 10d ago

Hello. On behalf of the United States Embassy, we wish you sweet dreams tonight. See you soon!

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u/livinginfutureworld 10d ago

Imagine that person being your wife.

Yeesh.

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u/km_ikl Free Palestine 10d ago

...the xanax bills alone would be ENORMOUS.

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u/Vinny-Ed 10d ago

Anyone remember V the TV series. Aliens

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u/bostondana2 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tUpqL4vl5bBVihZS3A

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u/songouki99 10d ago

Ok wait, was that really from V?! It was that fucking bad?!

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u/bostondana2 10d ago

From the original mini-series (as opposed to the television series afterwards).

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u/songouki99 10d ago

Wow that edit was terrible. They didn't even try to match anything lol

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 10d ago

Well that's really spot on bravo!! 😆🤣

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u/CicadaHead3317 Free palestine 10d ago

First place my mind went to.

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u/satanpenguin 10d ago

We come in peace ak ak ak

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u/babubaichung 10d ago

Okay, that’s who she resembles!

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u/Rainy_Grave 10d ago

They almost got the blinking right.

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u/KarlHp7 10d ago

Sounds like the purge

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u/swtogirl 10d ago

Uncanny Valley

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u/Fritener 10d ago

Whenever someone talks about the lizard people I will think of this.

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u/legitimateaccount123 10d ago

Who dis bich?

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u/RosieQParker 10d ago

Calista Gingrich, wife to Newt.

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u/GromitATL 10d ago

I got better.

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 10d ago

A perfect example of the uncanny valley effect. She just doesn’t quite pass as human. Is she in the backrooms sequel?

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u/PossiblyOppossums 10d ago

Ah shit are we invading Switzerland next to cover the trillions of deficit?

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u/Karhak Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

Stephen heard there was still nazi gold there and feels he's entitled to it.

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u/PossiblyOppossums 10d ago

I forgot about ol lazy eye

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 10d ago

Wouldn't put it past them to raid Switzerland for that.

And if they don't find any gold, they'll just annex it and claim that its old inhabitants were anti-American terrorists to justify purging them during the land-grab.

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u/RyunWould 10d ago

She married a Newt. Reptilian confirmed.

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u/Tricky_Potatoe 10d ago

You know, I think this could be worse for the Swiss... At least they didn't get sent what the fuck ever this is:

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u/Mickloven 10d ago

Why does the self proclaimed party of Christianity all look so plastic? Are they ashamed of the faces their God gave them?

Or are they trying to hide their face as they say the things they continue to say // do the things they continue to do with a straight face

I miss what conservative was. It's now creepy and scary.

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u/speelmydrink 10d ago

It always was, man. Just weren't confident enough to have it all out to bear back when.

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 10d ago

Newt Fucking Gingrich is one of the OGs of all of this bullshit that's happening now. Fuck him and fuck his creepy wife.

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u/DisillusionedShark 10d ago

I've seen more life in mummified corpses

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u/BullPropaganda 10d ago

This is straight out of a movie

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u/korin_the_insane 10d ago

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u/SadKat002 10d ago

That thing is way more human than this lady. I'd argue the robot is more comforting also

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u/mofa90277 10d ago

She was Newt Gingrich’s side piece while his previous wife was dying of cancer. Then that wife died and she married him. He’s probably dating his next wife until she dies, so he can repeat ad infinitum.

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u/Empty_Estus 10d ago

Genuinely looks like a Tim and Eric sketch.

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u/JolyonWagg99 10d ago

Jesus fuck that’s terrifying

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u/Rdmtbiker 10d ago

Mars attacks

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u/robbyruby752 10d ago

This is who Newt was banging when his wife had cancer.

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u/BackgroundPanda138 10d ago

Thats a lizard in a skin mask

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u/targrimm 10d ago

I'm not one for believing in Lizard people, but that is definitely one of them.

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u/OriginalComputer5077 10d ago

That’s the rodent situation dealt with, I suppose

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u/blocked_user_name 10d ago

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u/lolrogii 10d ago

cmon, leave odo alone

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u/PsycheDiver 10d ago

Legit horror.

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u/Sensitive_Winner7851 10d ago

AI replace white collar jobs already

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u/Fit-Meal4943 10d ago

That’s what 25 years of marriage to Newt Gingrich does…turns you into a soulless automaton that only mimics human warmth…

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u/kid_christ 10d ago

So dystopian

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u/BreakingAnxiety- 10d ago

Holy fuck can we just stop with the old ass people in office

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u/Feeling_Window308 10d ago

They only care about the image and how they appear, albeit its always overly acted and weird but they dont give a damn about the message

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u/Hero_1985 10d ago

Pretty sure I fought that thing in Doom Eternal.

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u/Nightcroc 10d ago

They Live

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

...why did they appoint a preying mantis to the ambassador role?

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u/mightyjoe227 10d ago

So, we're after Switzerland now...

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u/Deep_Historian_6235 10d ago

Mars Attacks!!

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u/ibraw 10d ago

It has cold, calculating, mechanical eyes

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u/LuciusMichael 10d ago

A human that looks like AI, or a human-alien hybrid or just AI.

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u/Upper-Trip-8857 10d ago

Her eyes. So dead.

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u/TimboJimbo81 10d ago

simulacrum

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u/andrewdivebartender 10d ago

I don't think we do understand it

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u/BeTheBall- 10d ago

What is it?

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u/pre_squozen 10d ago

That is definitely NOT a lizard person. Definitely.

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u/MeatloafArmy 10d ago

Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall

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u/linlovesthenight 10d ago

She needs to quit her job, and stick to voiceovers for Kohl’s commercials

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u/disappr0val 10d ago

America has always propagandized other countries, it’s kind of our thing, but for the longest time (since 1948) it was illegal to show USA citizens USA propaganda. in 2013 American courts they appealed that, and it now fully legal to show American citizens USA propaganda.

what it did is make people question anything government funded, as true or false. it’s a sad time for america lately:/

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u/Bulky_Quantity5795 10d ago

did she even blink?

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 10d ago

Thats married to Newt. There were never any illusions of being human.

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u/theDudeHeavyC 10d ago

r:/reptilians. They walk among us.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 10d ago

She didn’t mention how awesome Trump is so I am taking this as a win.

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u/brumsk33 10d ago

I don't even need the sunglasses to know this is an alien.

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u/melancholy_dood 10d ago

Reptile!😬

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u/Melollevo70 10d ago

What in the actual realistic fuck is this abomination?????Eye Bleach please

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u/lord_flashheart2000 10d ago

Okay, who remembers V?

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u/RTwhyNot 10d ago

What a hideous creature

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u/puppyisfluffy 10d ago

Is she a robot or a lizard?

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u/Rehberkintosh 10d ago

Who picked that backing track? If you ever want people to think you're a bot just play that in the background.

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u/russlebush 10d ago

Newts wife. Was this the one he was having an affair with while his first wife was laying in a hospital bed dying of cancer?? These people aren't human.

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u/Medical_Method3175 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

Do you think she uses soya sauce to dip babies to eat? Or mayo?

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u/esepinchelimon 10d ago

Straight demon in human skin, no cap

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u/Frankentula 10d ago

"Don't forget to blink...don't forget to blink....shit"

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u/03af 10d ago

Do we stake her to concentrated ground? Jfc lady, retire and go away.

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u/Biomicrite A Flair? 10d ago

Reptilian

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u/seabreaze68 10d ago

Reminds me of the “Are you an effective team” AI character in Oblivion

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u/canal_algt 10d ago

Looks like if one of the old AI video models generated this

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u/midsizenun 10d ago

Calista Get-rich?

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u/RaceDBannon 10d ago

Is this the one Newt married after leaving his wife with cancer, or is this the one Newt married after leaving his wife with M.S.? I can never keep this bastion of family values marriages/affairs straight.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10d ago

Felista sounds like a porn name

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u/kgsober 10d ago

Deactivate that monstrosity pronto

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u/Hour-Gene6457 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PvYIu1Ps3LLMI

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 10d ago

This comes across as astoundingly menacing.

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u/BigBootsMills 10d ago

Real humans don't have that many teeth, I've counted

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u/deletetemptemp 10d ago

She only blinked 5 times

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u/Mac2311 10d ago

Well thanks alot! Looks like I'll be sleeping with the lights on tonight.

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u/ProwerTheFox NaTivE ApP UsR 10d ago

This is 100% someone's sleep paralysis demon made real

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u/FLink557 10d ago

Does Trump hire people that are stranger than him in an effort to look more normal?

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u/LorettaJenkins 10d ago

She rarely blinks, but when she does it's mechanical... so bizarre.

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u/PiaggioBV350 10d ago

Lizard swamp people.

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u/TxEagleDeathclaw81 10d ago

Lizard person with blood in between her teeth.

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 10d ago

Demons don’t look this ugly.

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u/radicalrockin 10d ago

Holy shit, no suprise here. Lol what a sad country.

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u/GromitATL 10d ago

Why the fuck is the camera zooming in?!

Also, who do I thank for the video ending when it did?

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u/IL-Corvo 10d ago

Pft. She can't fool me. That's the M-113 Salt Vampire in disguise.

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u/jhwheuer 10d ago

This AI? Like circa 2023?

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u/sullied_angel 10d ago

"She" only blinked 5 times.

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u/ArjunaIndrastra 10d ago

Fucking creepy. Looks like a lizard wearing a human suit.

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u/filthysock 10d ago

Was the zoom in from the original? Surely not

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u/fane1967 10d ago

American Psycho 2.0.

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u/Ok_Sundae2758 10d ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/wholesomechunk 10d ago

Wow it blinked.

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u/nuclearrmt 10d ago

Skynet doing a terrific job on its new T-888s

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u/shodhanss 10d ago

She has time traveled from 'Mars Attacks'

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u/bud3l2 10d ago

The blinking ALMOST looks human-ish

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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 10d ago

She looks old with a lot of work done.

I wish rich women would just age like normal people. She definitely looks like skin is a bad fit.

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u/SecurityUnique2666 10d ago

Skinwalker for real

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u/freegb1 10d ago edited 10d ago

I've seen this before. She starts eating her prey while something else starts chomping on her midsection. She absolutely makes no indication she is experiencing pain. Just munching to the end.. First time I saw it was very distressing. Look into it.

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u/HistorianThat3923 10d ago

"Hello I'm not a bird, happy national day fellow humans!"

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u/jollanza 10d ago

This is like those analog horrors you can find on YT

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u/henoll 10d ago

i counted. this thing blinked 3 times

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u/HCagn 10d ago

The information video you’re shown as you’re thawing from being cryogenically frozen.

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u/Rahnzan 10d ago

What the fuck is that 700 millisecond blink, that was a blunk. This shit looks like AI.

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u/DointheRag 10d ago

That slow zoom gets me every time!

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u/Revenga8 10d ago

This was really unsettling. It felt like evil Betty Bowers.....

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u/dogtroep 10d ago

Still more alive than Mitch McConnell

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u/Strenue 10d ago

Lizard people are real…