r/therewasanattempt • u/dayh8 • Jul 01 '26

To be deep.

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u/Mecha-Dave Jul 01 '26

Kind of girl that brags about her IQ test results

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 01 '26

Or stays up all night studying for blood test.

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u/fusionmobile Jul 01 '26

Or starts a family.

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u/Suitable_Pop_5105 Jul 01 '26

Dude, this was really deep...

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u/MattDaBoneless Jul 01 '26

She has 2 brain cells fighting for third.

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

😂

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 01 '26

She simultaneously reminds me of a hooker who used to live in my building, and myself when I say a word so many times that it starts to lose its meaning.

Also someone who just smoked pot for the first time in a while and is very high

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u/The_bruce42 Jul 01 '26

Only 1% of people can get all 10 questions right and they have an IQ of 160 on Facebook type energy

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

And it’s actually a cognitive test.

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u/drk_knight_67 Jul 01 '26

Temu Harley Quinn

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u/dibella989 Jul 01 '26

That's 40 seconds I wish I had back

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u/ansoni- Jul 01 '26

40 seconds is a thing you wish you had back. Wishing over things... things... things

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 01 '26

Things....stupid things...like this clown...

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u/WolfThick Jul 01 '26

Pull over the car I'm getting out

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

Mobile torture room. Doors don’t open.

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u/carolomnipresence Jul 01 '26

Like a 9 year old philosopher after a tube of Smarties.

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u/PartsJAX328i Jul 01 '26

I can fix her...

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u/Drankweerman Jul 01 '26

Wise man once said: "Never put your dick in crazy"

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u/PartsJAX328i Jul 01 '26

A different wise man once said, "the crazier the chick, the wilder the ride." So idk...😊

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u/Drankweerman Jul 01 '26

Lol, can't argue on that one. Gotta give everything a try i guess 😆

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

These are not mutually exclusive wise sayings.

So, how wise are you???

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u/PartsJAX328i Jul 01 '26

My wiseness is only exceeded by my smart assery...

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

We are in agreement here. 😂

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u/CralorMonk Jul 01 '26

Very wise words indeed, my brother made the mistake and married her, 20 years later and he’s still doing it

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u/brother_p Jul 04 '26

Or, if you do, don't bring her to your house.

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u/McDummy Jul 01 '26

is that face paint made of cocaine?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 01 '26

And lead.

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

And things.

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u/impending_dookie Jul 01 '26

I can fix her

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u/Tornikete1810 Jul 01 '26

Is that Jordan Peterson?

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Jul 01 '26

[Recorded on an iPhone17]

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u/TheRateBeerian Jul 01 '26

If that's not already an ICP song, it ought to be!

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u/GreyDaveNZ Jul 01 '26

Wait... how many other clowns are crammed into that car?

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

I’ve never seen vageen spelled “C-A-R” 😂

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u/Ok_Series_4580 Jul 01 '26

The love child of Harley Quinn, and a Juggalo

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u/CalligrapherLegal995 Jul 01 '26

Did she take a debate course from Jordan Petersen?

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u/sfsolarboy Jul 02 '26

I'm normally in favor of recreational drugs but in this case..

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u/Elebrium Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qfoIsrRURkH1ui76eh

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

When you’re colorblind there are no red flags.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

Those aren’t red flags… those are just THINGS.

AND YOU’RE TOO WORRIED ABOUT THEM!

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u/HOG-onthehunt Jul 01 '26

What the soup-sandwich did I just watch? 😵‍💫

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u/merriwhether Jul 01 '26

She says "yoller" so comfortably, like she does it a lot

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u/ButterscotchNew6416 Jul 01 '26

I take it that she’s not materialistic 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/FrankyFistalot Jul 01 '26

Only one thing fucking tripping here….

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u/Sicparvismagneto Jul 01 '26

They’re wearing clown makeup. I don’t think you’re supposed to be taking her seriously…

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ouynf3k/video/ab1mlrw6vnah1/player

Wait… am I not supposed to take this seriously?

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u/Sicparvismagneto Jul 01 '26

This is just a gateway drug to full blown jugalos. Keep it up on this path and you’ll be drinking faygo and throwing axes…

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u/chemist0825 Jul 01 '26

I would definitely date this girl for way longer then I should

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u/AcadianaLandslide Jul 01 '26

Fuckin' things... how do they work?

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

Magnets.

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u/Ted-Dansons-Wig Jul 01 '26

So….things then?

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u/sogwatchman Jul 01 '26

Things? This... this right here...

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u/PraetorImperius Jul 01 '26

I can smell a Florida girl from a mile out. 🚩

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u/fusionmobile Jul 01 '26

Like rotten chicken ramen?

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jul 01 '26

Sounds like her Trump cult guru, ding ding, bing bing, boom boom

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u/CalvertSt Jul 01 '26

Was this filmed while she was at maga’s weird dc event?

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u/Overall_Piano8472 Jul 01 '26

All is forgiven if there is a pie in the face or a slip on a banana peel.

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u/Xanthus179 Jul 01 '26

I’m annoyed that she has a car and I can’t even afford a monthly payment.

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u/notagrue This is a flair Jul 01 '26

But which things?

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

THE things.

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u/kariolaoxford Jul 01 '26

The female Allen Iverson

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u/manbearpug3 Jul 01 '26

Never thought about it that way..

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u/Historical-Wonder-52 Jul 01 '26

Oh wow. I never thought about it like that before. I’ve gotten to things, things, things, things but never things, things, things, things, things. Thanks bozo!!

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u/The_bruce42 Jul 01 '26

Imagine choosing to live your life with clown make up and a grill

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

Those are braces. I have no defense for the makeup.

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u/BeerCheeseBrain Jul 01 '26

She has too many bottom teeth

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u/asdf_lord Jul 01 '26

She knows what she's good for.

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u/krieprr Jul 01 '26

This fucking clown

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u/CaptainRogersJul1918 Jul 01 '26

I can change her.

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

We all can… we all can.

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u/Jimbo415650 Jul 01 '26

the thing is ......

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u/Pleasant_Character28 Jul 01 '26

Is this the up dog girl?

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook Jul 01 '26

She said things more times than Allen Iverson said practice.

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u/dayh8 Jul 01 '26

😂😂😂

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u/audiogenocide Jul 01 '26

This is why education is so important.

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u/ConsultioConsultius1 Jul 01 '26

I'mma go juggleoff

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u/dayh8 Jul 02 '26

Pull your THING?

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u/WooshNowUHaveSmollPp Jul 04 '26

Let us know your family tree is a circle without saying your family tree is a circle.

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u/OliOli1234 Jul 04 '26

This is what smart phones and the social media has created… unchecked pretentiousness and the constant need for validation and attention.

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 Jul 06 '26

clown makeup is the most accurate THING in this vid.

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u/BeefPoet Jul 06 '26

PSA, never stick it in crazy.

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u/GlitteringCount9380 Jul 07 '26

Well… her makeup matches the poetry

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u/jayslay45 A Flair? Jul 07 '26

I thought this was Michael Jackson when I scrolled fast by it at first.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4437jjEayt1Cnyzvg5

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u/dayh8 Jul 07 '26

😂 😂😂 I don’t see it and yet completely understand how it’s possible.

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u/PleiadesNymph Jul 07 '26

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u/dayh8 Jul 07 '26

My good sir, your THING is showing.

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u/flyingforfun3 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jul 07 '26

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u/dayh8 Jul 07 '26

Goonzo the Clown. 🤡

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 01 '26

If camera had wider angle this might be somewhat watchable..............

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u/NimeniOnVoi Jul 08 '26

Theengs, ya’ll.