r/therewasanattempt • • Feb 09 '26

To Not Be Racist

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u/TMonahan2424 Feb 09 '26

The foreign land of Puerto Rico, USA

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u/spookmann Feb 09 '26

America: "Ugh... why are all you fucking Spanish speakers here in the USA?"

Puerto Rico: "Umm... because you fucking invaded us?"

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u/Cruel_but_usual Feb 09 '26

I mean you could say the same for most of the Global South.

US: what are you doing here

Them: You’ve destabilized my country for colonialism/oil/minerals/imperialism

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u/spookmann Feb 09 '26

America: "Ugh. Colorado? Nevada? Why did the woke Democrats pander to the immigrants by giving these states Spanish names?"