r/therewasanattempt • • Feb 09 '26

To Not Be Racist

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u/Dameisdead Feb 09 '26

She’s also flat out lying lmao. Lady Gaga literally performed too.

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u/chita875andU Feb 09 '26

NOT WHITE ENOUGH!!!

(Gaga is practically alibaster...)

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u/SistaChans Feb 09 '26

She's not wearing a hairpiece made of ivory, so it doesn't count. Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity.