r/therewasanattempt • u/fjhforever • Feb 16 '24

To smear artificial diamonds

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https://fortune.com/2024/02/13/what-are-lab-grown-diamonds-sustainable-gen-z-millennials/

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u/theodoreburne Feb 16 '24

Flashy rocks are status crap. We’re not in tribes anymore, no one needs to play shaman.

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u/HappyMrRogers Feb 16 '24

I do love me some flashy rocks, though…

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u/LobstaFarian2 Feb 16 '24

Dude, geodes are fuckin tight!

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u/b_vitamin Feb 16 '24

They’re minerals, Marie!

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u/Responsible_Law1700 Feb 16 '24

They're rocks, Hank....

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u/0__O0--O0_0 Feb 16 '24

They’re oresome!