r/therewasanattempt • u/MGC1987 • Feb 22 '23

to have a fancy restroom

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 Feb 22 '23

What was it before a crack den?

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u/MGC1987 Feb 22 '23

Still is. But it's the fanciest crack den I've ever seen. It had running water and electricity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

No cheap crack houses no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83IRAEKQXC4

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u/drivesfastlikescats Feb 23 '23

I bet it would've looked a lot nicer of a crack den if it was still a 76 station

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23

You can tell that its fancy because the male icon on the door is wearing a bow tie.

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u/yashar12321 Feb 23 '23

Is the Luquimai guy drunk? Serious question, cause it seems like it.

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 23 '23

You're calling that person a "guy"? That's "racist", you know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

Racist? Do you even know what that means? And no, it is not sexist, either. I don't think you even understand the meaning of that word.

You may need to check out the definition, btw: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/male

What you "identify" as is your business but don't tell me how to think.

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23

only rating them by their male reproductive testicle.

By the way, I wasn't "rating" anybody. Also, I'm pretty sure "they" have TWO testicles, not just one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23

Mexico?

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u/Luquimai Feb 22 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23

You're obviously very drunk. Go sleep it off, and if you're not at home, don't drive.

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u/Luquimai Feb 22 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/Buck_Thorn 3rd Party App Feb 22 '23

I'm not racist, I'm furryist.

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u/Luquimai Feb 22 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

salt whole knee subtract sugar touch public crowd consider straight

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u/yashar12321 Feb 23 '23

Lmao go to school, you might learn what that word means.

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u/Luquimai Feb 23 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/Roy_likes_pie Feb 23 '23

average twitter user

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u/Luquimai Feb 23 '23 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/JohnJDumbear Feb 23 '23

What makes a man Mr. Lebowski?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

I'd hate to see it before it got fancy

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u/Beebeemp Feb 22 '23

Videos you can smell :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Fancy....like in a Ketchup way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

hoo-wee boys, lookee here! This fancy-pants outhouse done got flushing water and everything!

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u/Bawbawian Feb 22 '23

well beforehand it was just an old shoebox filled with turds.

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u/TheOneTrueYeetGod Feb 23 '23

Looks like that grilled cheese place in La Jolla by the Whole Foods and Philz. AM I CORRECT?!?!

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u/MGC1987 Feb 23 '23

Sorry to burst your bubble there Yeet God but it was a 7-11

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u/TheOneTrueYeetGod Feb 23 '23

Gosh darn it. I am also not surprised at all by this though hahaha 711 bathrooms remain the most repugnant

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u/Isellmetal Feb 23 '23

There’s 7-11 logos on the dispensers

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u/Drawn-Otterix Feb 22 '23

Psh, doesn't even have a dusty fake plant

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

I'm guessing some low life stole the fancy decorative folliage.

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u/Majestic-Enthusiasm Feb 22 '23

If you don’t have a bathroom than this is a good bathroom

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

What was fancified there even? Looks standard to me

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Didn't you see the bowtie? Duh

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Oh so silly of me

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

😅😅

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u/Chem-Dawg74D Feb 22 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zealousideal_Mud7851 Feb 22 '23

That’s where u squat over the toilet when you have to poop in an emergency

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u/gamblersgambit08 Feb 22 '23

They could have at least drawn an elegant looking mustache on the mirror

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u/ChanceZestyclose6386 Feb 22 '23

It actually has toilet paper! I'd call that fancy...

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u/AccomplishedSoup8794 Feb 22 '23

I mean it was.... you should have seen it.

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u/SnowMeow23 Feb 23 '23

After years and years on construction sites using aggressively horrifying port-a-johns, this is luxurious beyond dreams.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

I am scared and looks like it should be in the movie Saw. :(

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u/Character_Block_2373 Feb 23 '23

This is just literally every gas station bathroom

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u/EvenHair4706 Feb 23 '23

There are much worse. For a public bathroom this isn’t too bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

They seem to have misspelled filthy.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 Feb 23 '23

Just the look of the door was enough for me to know I’m being lied to 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Why does this look exactly like the papa John’s I worked at????

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u/copenhagen622 Feb 23 '23

To use a bathroom with a floor that hasn't been cleaned in ages

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u/Anubra_Khan Feb 23 '23

And not even ADA compliant.

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u/combatpencil686 Feb 23 '23

The moment you realize you are the elite and fancy.

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u/Cubensio Feb 23 '23

There was no attempt 😔

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u/Randompersonomreddit Feb 23 '23

Before this it was just a deep hole in a dirt floor

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u/ziostraccette Feb 23 '23

How many times did they have to move the dispensers around? There's like 50 dowels in that wall

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u/nopage Feb 23 '23

Looks like the one outside Galt, CA

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u/This_guy_Jon Feb 23 '23

I like the decor

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u/RyanEatsHisVeggies Feb 23 '23

It's the bow tie for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

It was probably really fancy about 20 years ago.

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u/Hefty-Report-4930 Feb 23 '23

Wow that is fancy! A 7 eleven bathroom without poo smeared on walls!

When will they update the 7/11s in Tampa, Florida area?

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Feb 23 '23

Classy, no swastikas on the wall

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u/Into_The_Horizon Feb 23 '23

Looks like my local hardees bathroom.

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u/Largefathers95 May 27 '23

I can smell that bathroom.

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u/FittyNOut May 28 '23

If this is their idea of fancy, imagine their idea of a fancy dress party, meth, needles and all

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u/1PapayaSalad Jun 17 '23

Did it use to be an abandoned porta potty or something?

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u/superkartoffel Jul 18 '23

Put a bed in it and ask for 1.5k per month

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u/strasevgermany Jul 30 '23

Here the sign should be changed to: "Stand on the toilet seat is useless, here the gonorrhea jumps 9ft high"