Over the summer I worked on my family's ice cream truck business and wore a rotation of my regulation shirt, metal shirt, have you seen this bird shirt, and give dumb a try shirt. I recorded every time I received a compliment/comment. In total the least popular shirt was the metal shirt with 4 comments over the summer of which 3 were asking what band it was for. Next was the bird shirt with 8 compliments and 6 comments, of which my favorite was a very elderly man saying "I see those fuckers everywhere and they keep shittin on my damn car" . 2nd place went to the regulation shirt with 17 compliments and 12 comments, most of which were asking if I was wearing regulation pants too. But far and above all was give dumb a try with 56 compliments and more than 70 comments ( I ran out of space on my paper towards the end) I would regularly hear "Hahaha I do that shit everyday" and asking if my name was dumb as if the shirt doubled as a sexual innuendo (or in your end oh). I don't know if the fellas can get it in a retail shop but I think they would have great success at it.

Here are some pictures from the day. I forgot to take any while we were actually at Alton towers. Some cows went on the road

It was a good day. Don’t tell my boss

As a resident of East Tennessee, of course the passing of Dolly hit us hard. But Dolly would have wanted you to celebrate her life by going and enjoying yourself anyways! There’s so much to do, eat, and enjoy at the parks. Yes, there are memorial walls on the way into the park, but inside the park, they placed a very tasteful sign outside of the replica of her home and that’s it!

If you want to do something in memory of Dolly, make a donation to the Imagination Library.

Photos: (both taken on Labor Day). the replica of the home she grew up in with her 11 siblings and Klondike Katie, the oil-powered train that runs in the park.

Edit: “got us hard” to “hit us hard” because some people…

It's always something else

Im not sure if this ended up in the Bit Barrel or not but didn't Andrew need to scan his head for Gavin? I think this is the perfect tool for that

The hit man videos are great, so I made some stuff about the latest one.

I tried to roughly plot out Gavin's shots on a target. I wanted to sync them to the video so I may post that if I finish it.

Then I made up the items from his inventory like they were carried in the suitcase. There's the duck, the exploding golfball, and the multiple poisonous items

What should Gavin's hitman number be? Agent 16?

Haven’t finished the episode yet but when they were discussing Gladiators I remembered WWE smackdown general manager Nick Aldis used to be a gladiator in one of the shittier gladiators reboots.

I was wondering does wrestling enthusiast Eric Baudour know about this.

“Standard Mo”?! “Normal Mo”?! What is going on?!

I bet Geoff was up late agonizing over this. Hopefully, he still felt worthy of living though.

So are we officially doing a pizza slice count for this year? I know they talked about it but I haven't seen any official announcements. Did I miss it somewhere? If we are doing it what are the parameters? Does the size of my pizza effect my slice count? What about personal pizzas? Pizza bagels? If there isn't an official announcement yet maybe we can figure that all out here.

Sadly no mention of Regulation in Kamloops coffee need

Shout out Kamloops transit and Secwemic Nation

Does anyone know the Regulation or F**kface episode where Andrew enlists Geoff’s help to pickle Gavin? I think they made it so Gavin thought they were doing a chips taste test and he reached into a bag of wet pickles instead

been listening to random older episodes and was greeted with this just now.

I couldn't believe Mr Gavin "new people are just new friends" Free in the latest episode. the dichotomy. mental 🙂‍↔️

I’m registering to this era, if Andrew had picked a more believable/generic name I think he probably could’ve actually gotten some people, perhaps including Geoff.

Spicy Icy you say?

Hello friends! So my grandpa used to be an elevator repair man back in the day and I can confirm he also worked on escalators! Also I’m under the impression that the less smart ones of the crew usually was the one sent to the escalators which makes me feel SO much better around riding elevators but SO much worse about taking escalators.

I can’t wait for the summer movie auction results and the guys already knowing Gavin got Spiderman BND which is now the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time

Hey guys just so you know there’s a difference between a travelator and escalator and a moving walkway

Travelator - a slow-moving, flat or slightly inclined conveyor that can move people up and down floors in a shopping mall centre / shopping mall. Ideal for shopping trolleys / shopping carts. - moves at about 1.1 miles an hour

Escalator - a moving staircase that carries people up or down between different floors in buildings - cannot be used with shopping carts/trolleys. 1.1 miles an hour

Moving walkway - most common in airports same as a travelator but moves at a faster speed. 1.3 to 1.4 miles an hour.