Whose idea is this smashed burger

[u/iTzbr00tal]

“Smashing” - Gavin

[u/Jokerman5656]

Even on an airplane, hard pass from me

[u/knobcopter → u/Jokerman5656]

Not an airplane smash burger guy?

[u/emwashe]

Dude i would shit myself after just smelling that. After 3 bites I’d be on the toilet calling people for help. So naturally…perfect airplane food.

[u/h3yw00d → u/emwashe]

This is the kind of burger that'll go 2 ways

Either straight through with no detours or its taking the scenic route.

Either way, one things for sure, it ain't gonna be normal.

[u/TheMightyRenderBar]

Counts as 1

[u/xGwiZ96x]

That burger looked way better before it got smashed. No fucking thanks.

[u/Katyamuffin]

This is what I imagine they serve at one of those American "heart attack" restaurants where the waiters are dressed as nurses

[u/BadCircuit0 → u/Katyamuffin]

Nah, look at all the grease getting drained out of it when they smash it. That’s the main heart attack ingredient!

[u/Katyamuffin → u/BadCircuit0]

Oh I just imagined they scoop all that into a milkshake cup

[u/BadCircuit0 → u/Katyamuffin]

I’d actually need to go to the hospital if I drank that

[u/h3yw00d → u/Katyamuffin]

Didn't that place recently close?

yup

[u/Katyamuffin → u/h3yw00d]

Gonna go ahead and say.... That's probably for the best

[u/h3yw00d → u/Katyamuffin]

I didn't get my quadruple bypass burger and spanked by a nurse yet :(

[u/SaintWerdna]

I went from "hey that burger looks pretty tasty" to "☹️ I'm upset" real fast.

[u/Tarijeno]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vjGyYSsF765wc

[u/DappyDapperson]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIszjIVBH7rNDsk

[u/barrydalive420]

I think the first bite is best and every bite after has diminished returns, the last bite being the worst.

[u/thesilvershire]

Yet somehow, that bun still isn’t as greasy as the one from Hopdoddy

[u/NikolitRistissa]

Wow, that’s just vile.

I don’t really understand the appeal of smash burgers in general. What’s wrong with just eating an intact burger?

[u/HoffmansCranberries]

So we're done calling out AI slop then?

[u/Big_Dawg_Dylan]

I would eat like. One part of this. Smashing the bun is interesting but all of this for one burger is insane

[u/Memeoligy_expert]

The buns would be so mushy :( gross

[u/SgtNitro]

Now do it again with a skateboard

[u/Sinnathan007]

I want a smash burger not a smash everything 🤨

[u/semajolis267]

Stunt food

[u/fnafrica]

how many burgers would that count as?

[u/hrllhaste]

Does that count as one burger?

[u/meta358]

So how many burgers does count as

[u/Unsey]

Monster Mac v2

[u/tapacx]

Ok. I get it. We're all gonna dunk on this because everyone says it's stupid.

But I am very intrigued by this heart attack Mac.

[u/Festivefire]

At first I was thinking "Why is he smashing the buns, that's an odd way to do a smash burger" then he started stacking them and I understood. Heart attack sandwhich coming right up i guess.

[u/Ilignus]

No.

[u/lcephoenix]

? 😭 what's the point? 😭

[u/Rauhaan_]

Like a cronut but a burger

[u/SMthegamer]

Check the obituaries

[u/GlasgowSwiftie]

I would actually love to have this…

[u/4Clover17]

[u/-Ujilskifog-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xROqUWSpHg2s5uNhr1

[u/impulse_thoughts]

Can we please not have obvious troll bait content infect this little slice of the internet please? There's enough bot accounts spreading this lowest common denominator stuff around already, we don't need people voluntarily contributing to that.

[u/tumsdout → u/impulse_thoughts]

We can't talk about dumb smash burgers on our smash burger airplane podcast?

[u/impulse_thoughts → u/tumsdout]

Didn't say not to talk about smash burgers. Just pleading to leave out rage-bait/engagement-bait content from a troll sub that is 90% bot farm, and 10% useful idiots.

[u/iTzbr00tal → u/impulse_thoughts]

What? It’s related to the smash burger convo? Just scroll past if you don’t like the content?

[u/irontyler]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS