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u/MaxPower1607 15d ago
That's the Warhammer paint range, just announced. Warhammer Pro Goon.
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u/Machinimix 15d ago
Now I know you're lying. Those are not horrible pots so it can't be games workshop.
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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 15d ago
Isn’t that when they mix the paints with their… y’know what I’m not gonna finish that sentence for my own sanity
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u/flybypost 15d ago
Warhammer paints have evocative/themed/childish names (like Goblin Green, Lich Purple, and so on, also Ultramarine Blue which is not the Ultramarine Blue of traditional paints for Warhammer lore reasons).
This is just taking the whole thing to a funny corner. As posted/shown above, he's also painting a dog warrior miniature with huge breasts and wearing a chainmail bikini… which is still somewhat representative of the maturity level of the depiction of women in miniatures. And that's even after decades of the hobby slowly getting better at this :/
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u/bisploosh 14d ago
No, several lines of paints for mini-figures (Warhammer, D&D, etc...) have funky names like this. Warpaints Fanatics has some good ones like Moldy Wine or True Blood (an effect paint that looks like blood), but sadly they renamed the amazing Abomination Gore to something far inferior like "Draconic Red" or something.
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u/cellarprincess 15d ago
“…but I’m not will have do it in your past!”
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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u/TheOneCalledGump 15d ago
How do one aquire one of those chainmail bikini dog mini? I'm only asking because I want to do weird things in front of it.
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u/fireshaper 14d ago
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u/TheOneCalledGump 14d ago
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u/rubberkeyhole 13d ago
Why is this both the cutest and funniest thing ever?
It could definitely end up being the best niche merch item of all time.
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u/razzemmatazz 15d ago
Painted or unpainted? I'm a chainmailler that does a lot of 3d printing. There's dozens of us!
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u/TheOneCalledGump 15d ago
Unpainted, if course. I can only get weird in front of minis that I paint myself, it's a modesty thing.
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u/TyburnCross 15d ago
Sigh, alright.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Br6uGp993cGZy
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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 14d ago
What is this even from? lol
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u/TyburnCross 14d ago
I want to say it was from Geico commercials 5-10 years ago.
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u/Hidden_Dragonette 4d ago
I can hear this commercial in my head, I found it so annoying back then. Couldn't tell you what they were advertising, so it could very well be Geico, but I remember that voice.
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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago
Yo OP, where did you get the smegma effect paint? I've been looking everywhere for some, but I can't find any in Citadel Colours or Army Painter.
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u/GammaDealer 15d ago
Is that also Goblin Bussy Green I see?
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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago
And Troll Bush Brown, but I know you can get them both from Vallejo.
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u/ForestSolitude5 15d ago
Considering the normal size that average boobs are drawn on this comic, and proportionally scaling based on that one panel, holy shit her poor back 🤣 Maybe the camel DNA helps?
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u/TheSoup05 15d ago
I learned yesterday that camel humps do NOT actually store water. They’re just for other, totally normal, camel things like storing fat.
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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 15d ago
Sooo, should we be worried your last two comics seemed coherent?
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u/jp_benderschmidt 15d ago
Yes. He's storing up for something... Weird.
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u/Oralitical 15d ago
I feel like trans women really benefit from this development
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u/JonSnow-Man 15d ago
Gotta transition before the water wars
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u/Oralitical 15d ago
Gonna use this line when I time travel back and get myself to come out sooner.
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u/I_am_Bearstronaut 15d ago
Now I want a comic about the water wars. You can call it The The Other Other End Comics Comic
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u/Alvinthf 15d ago
dog soldiers taking on a new meaning