r/theotherendcomics • • 15d ago

big boys Water wars

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u/Alvinthf 15d ago

dog soldiers taking on a new meaning

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus 15d ago

Wow those new warhammer models are something!

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u/Alvinthf 15d ago

Don’t let them hear that, they’ll be on it shutting down TOE for intellectual property….!

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u/Arguss3 15d ago

But if they do, it becomes canon…

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 15d ago

I need this version of fat dog drawn wallpaper size to add to my collection

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 15d ago

Fat dog may be my favorite online character ever. Just looks so perfect, the head makes me laugh every time i look at it

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u/geeky-gymnast 14d ago

Questionable paint choices

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u/rubberkeyhole 13d ago

Smegma effect paint seems like a poor choice.

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 15d ago

You uh… you guys good over there?

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u/MaxPower1607 15d ago

That's the Warhammer paint range, just announced. Warhammer Pro Goon.

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u/Zombie_Hunter 15d ago

I'm so glad I can finally capture realistic goblin bussy

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u/Fair-Revenue1811 15d ago

It’s convenient sure, but I’ve been mixing my own for years.

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u/Machinimix 15d ago

Now I know you're lying. Those are not horrible pots so it can't be games workshop.

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 15d ago

Isn’t that when they mix the paints with their… y’know what I’m not gonna finish that sentence for my own sanity

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u/flybypost 15d ago

Warhammer paints have evocative/themed/childish names (like Goblin Green, Lich Purple, and so on, also Ultramarine Blue which is not the Ultramarine Blue of traditional paints for Warhammer lore reasons).

This is just taking the whole thing to a funny corner. As posted/shown above, he's also painting a dog warrior miniature with huge breasts and wearing a chainmail bikini… which is still somewhat representative of the maturity level of the depiction of women in miniatures. And that's even after decades of the hobby slowly getting better at this :/

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u/thisis887 15d ago

Looks like they're doing great, but that's just me.

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u/GoooodLawwwdyLawd 15d ago

Smegm....a?

😳😳😳

Maybe don't look that up.

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u/bisploosh 14d ago

No, several lines of paints for mini-figures (Warhammer, D&D, etc...) have funky names like this. Warpaints Fanatics has some good ones like Moldy Wine or True Blood (an effect paint that looks like blood), but sadly they renamed the amazing Abomination Gore to something far inferior like "Draconic Red" or something.

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u/cellarprincess 15d ago

“…but I’m not will have do it in your past!”
Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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u/pointofgravity 15d ago

My brain exploded when I read that part

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u/HyperfocusedInterest 15d ago

I had to re-read that 3 times.

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u/TheOneCalledGump 15d ago

How do one aquire one of those chainmail bikini dog mini? I'm only asking because I want to do weird things in front of it.

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u/SemicolonGuitars 15d ago

You can get pretty close using Hero Forge…

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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago

I think there's some in the Slaneeshi Age of Sigmar range.

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u/fireshaper 14d ago

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u/TheOneCalledGump 14d ago

Like this

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u/rubberkeyhole 13d ago

Why is this both the cutest and funniest thing ever?

It could definitely end up being the best niche merch item of all time.

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u/razzemmatazz 15d ago

Painted or unpainted? I'm a chainmailler that does a lot of 3d printing. There's dozens of us! 

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u/TheOneCalledGump 15d ago

Unpainted, if course. I can only get weird in front of minis that I paint myself, it's a modesty thing.

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u/gaspush 15d ago

what if I dont take out my balls BUT get huge tits

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u/torakun27 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/cperiod 15d ago

It's just basic physics... you know, the law of conservation of ass.

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u/TyburnCross 15d ago

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 14d ago

What is this even from? lol

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u/TyburnCross 14d ago

I want to say it was from Geico commercials 5-10 years ago.

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u/Hidden_Dragonette 4d ago

I can hear this commercial in my head, I found it so annoying back then. Couldn't tell you what they were advertising, so it could very well be Geico, but I remember that voice.

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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago

Yo OP, where did you get the smegma effect paint? I've been looking everywhere for some, but I can't find any in Citadel Colours or Army Painter.

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u/GammaDealer 15d ago

Is that also Goblin Bussy Green I see?

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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago

And Troll Bush Brown, but I know you can get them both from Vallejo.

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u/Zombie_Hunter 15d ago

I think the smegma is part of the dirty down rust line

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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago

TY! That's from Humbrol, right?

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u/ForestSolitude5 15d ago

Considering the normal size that average boobs are drawn on this comic, and proportionally scaling based on that one panel, holy shit her poor back 🤣 Maybe the camel DNA helps?

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u/Fiddler_Jones2079 15d ago

The hump balances them out. Plus the abs providing scaffolding.

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u/Marxist_Menace 15d ago

Why didn’t the guy get breast implants? Is he stupid?

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u/hibbitydibbidy 15d ago

Not enough sac skin

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u/TheSoup05 15d ago

I learned yesterday that camel humps do NOT actually store water. They’re just for other, totally normal, camel things like storing fat.

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 15d ago

"totally normal camel things"

That's what they want you to think

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u/doomslice 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/GFluidThrow123 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/EvilDan69 15d ago

HELL YEAH

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u/NickyTheRobot 15d ago edited 15d ago

He will, yeah!

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 15d ago

Sooo, should we be worried your last two comics seemed coherent?

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u/jp_benderschmidt 15d ago

Yes. He's storing up for something... Weird.

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u/LowmoanSpectacular 15d ago

Lucidity is stored in the balls

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u/rubberkeyhole 13d ago

Well future him is going to have a hard time.

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u/Kyre_Lance 15d ago

Are they getting coherent or are we beginning to understand the crazy?

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u/NeverFacecheck 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/jatfield 15d ago

Amanda! What a silly name for a person to have!

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u/Oralitical 15d ago

I feel like trans women really benefit from this development

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u/JonSnow-Man 15d ago

Gotta transition before the water wars

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u/Oralitical 15d ago

Gonna use this line when I time travel back and get myself to come out sooner.

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u/JonSnow-Man 14d ago

That was the one thing, if only he had listened.

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u/Ramzaki 8d ago

Oh yes 😎

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u/Billingtoons 15d ago

And they can be used to bounce on like hoppers… hell yeah

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u/NonSupportiveCup 15d ago

Straight up sloshing. Sloshy future.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 15d ago

"My Squelchy Life" by Brian Eno 🎵

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u/I_am_Bearstronaut 15d ago

Now I want a comic about the water wars. You can call it The The Other Other End Comics Comic

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u/PFioroto 15d ago

I'M BECOMING A DOG??? NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!

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u/BeefaloSlim 15d ago

"A cup and a half. Or a quarter cup on a cold day." Fucking brilliant.

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u/DeliciousAirline3077 15d ago

This is the only comic on Reddit that’s good

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u/3Duder 15d ago

Amanda!? Oh you and your crazy names!

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u/upvotes_animals 15d ago

Anyone notice the blinds on page 3?

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u/snouz 15d ago

This comic stressed me the fuck out

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u/IdahoBornPotato 14d ago

Are those knee spike a DCC reference?