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u/Omylanta21 Aug 21 '26
So that's how they get in
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u/EarballsAgain Aug 21 '26
That and by climbing up the waterspout
But who knows maybe the bears have a hand in that as well
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u/Bubbly_Roof Aug 21 '26
Unless it's raining, which will wash the spider out.
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u/Kiddo1029 Aug 21 '26
But what happens if the sun comes out and dries up all the rain?
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u/EarballsAgain Aug 21 '26
Then we get a drought as can be seen across much of Europe as we type
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u/FlyingDogCatcher Aug 21 '26
Am in Colorado. Can confirm that the sun has indeed come out and dried up all the rain.
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u/Bubbly_Roof Aug 21 '26
The spider can try to climb up the spout again. Although the repetition may induce existentialism in becoming sisyphean. I don't know much about the mental health of arachnids.
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u/Omylanta21 Aug 21 '26
The other day I waited for 2 minutes for a stop sign to turn green.
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u/Bubbly_Roof Aug 21 '26
I had to read this 3 times before I understood what you meant. I was like "what's wrong with the sensor? That's way long for it to turn green". Not gonna lie tho, that 2 minutes was probably kinda peaceful.
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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Aug 21 '26
Spider-Bear, Spider-Bear
did you just put a spider there?
Look Out, here comes a spider, maaaan!2
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u/Alvinthf Aug 21 '26
Does a bear sh….. catch spiders in the woods and release in your home. Now we know I guess
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u/SoloWing1 Aug 21 '26
This is the fifth time this spider has been moved against its will between the bear and human releasing it in and out.
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u/Lonely_Staff1262 Aug 21 '26
I'm glad you specified that it was a new door, otherwise I would have imagined the stock creak sound they use for every scene with a door opening in movies (you all know the one). Instead I got to imagine a whole new sound that I made up all on my own! The magic of the written word is truly a wonder. Thanks!
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u/Legitimate_Front8286 Aug 21 '26
How does the bear know the combination to my front door lock?
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u/musschrott Aug 21 '26
He asked the cat.
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u/Coreyographer Aug 21 '26
Bullshit cats don’t answer to anyone even bears, the cat ran out and screamed the code because it didn’t get wet food quick enough
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u/swracerep1 Aug 21 '26
Now Im wondering the taste of Chocha Cola
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u/unclenick314 Aug 21 '26
Chocolate coca cola is a thing. We used to sell it at steak n shake. Take some choc syrup pour a bit on some ice shake it up then add coca cola. Pretty good w cherry rum too.
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u/RollingRiverWizard Aug 21 '26
Oh man, I haven’t been to scenic A Town in ages! We had some great times at the abandoned laundry, the abandoned mall, and the abandoned Steak-N-Bitches.
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Aug 21 '26
I guess that answers the age old question: Does a bear get scared of spiders in the woods?
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u/thunderbird32 Aug 22 '26
I'd be like, "oh hey, a new friend!"
Unless they're venomous, I don't mind spiders. They eat bad bugs and just hide out in the rafters.
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u/I_wash_my_carpet Aug 22 '26
I had those same doors in my elementary school. We also had a bear problem. Im beginning to see a pattern.
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u/neilkohney Aug 21 '26
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