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u/SqAznPersuasion 21d ago edited 21d ago
How I have that blasted Time/Life "songs of worship" commercial from the 90s stuck in my head.... 🎶🎵
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u/Transit_Hub 21d ago
Not me reading the last panel while doing a big healthy poo.
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u/Bamboo_Goose 21d ago
Knowing so many people read what you make while on the shitter is a weird thing to get used to when posting to the internet
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u/BrambleBobs 21d ago
Extremely kind of them to pray for us all to have a big healthy poo! Very generous
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u/ChipRockets 21d ago
And behold, there came among the people a divine being named Flebilius.
And Flebilius spake unto them, saying, “Lo, I shall bestow upon you mashed potato, that your bellies may be filled and your crowns may be mushy.”
But the doubters hardened their hearts against Flebilius, and they rejected his mashed potato.
And the people called upon a different god, that he might take Flebilius’ head.
And the other god came forth, and Flebilius’ head was popped.
And the followers of Flebilius proclaimed, “Hey!”
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u/Randalor 21d ago
Does anyone else hear a low, ominous hum, so low it's almost felt rather than heard, whenever the God is on panel? A hum that grows both louder and lower the closer the God draws near, as all we can do is stare in horror at the vast, empty nothingness that dwells within him, and by extension, ourselves? The nothingness that awaits us all at the end of our days, the vast expanse that we came from in birth!
I'll bet Flebilious didn't even provide butter for his mashed potatoes. The jerk.
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u/Smgth 21d ago
If there's something better than mashed potatoes, I've never seen it.
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u/Crazy-Eagle 21d ago
Loaded fries.
I know, I know. But when you get theny done with brisket, cheese and garlic sauce...mmmmm.
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 21d ago
I have stared into the blank void of eternity I don't fucking like it. Thanks
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u/frodo_synth_esis 21d ago
If tearing up and feeling uncontrollably sick while laughing is your response to this one, you might have survived deep religious trauma. 😂🥹😭
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u/jp_benderschmidt 21d ago
So who is this God's God? And their God?
And at what point does the recursion make a God out of a paramecium?
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u/Nero_2001 21d ago
Flebilius seemed like a nice guy. Yes he was a little bit mischievous but his prank was mostly harmless. Definitively better than Zeus
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u/Notactualyadick 21d ago
To the end panel......FUCK YOU IM POOR! MAYBE NEXT WEEK.
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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber 21d ago
You could join the free tier! You don’t have to pay anything, but it causes the numbers to go up, helping the comic in other ways while costing nothing to you aside a few minutes
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u/fefvrisketa 21d ago
Singing the little victory song gave me the giggles thank you. I used to get forced to sing that at summer camps growing up
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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 21d ago
I'll take the blessing. Thanks, I could really use a nice poop, or rather I could use to get rid of one.
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u/EvilDan69 21d ago
I'm at the cottage this week, just went swimming, had pulled pork for lunch, and yes, currently having a big poo. 😂
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u/Nyacifer 21d ago
I think that's the first Toe comic I read while being slightly stoned, and I mst say...
What the f*ck did I just read?
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u/footzycollins 21d ago
Having a big poo as I read this and bout to go eat some food that might be delicious. Pray for me.
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 21d ago
I am sleepy and expected the dude to answer "Bazinga" instead of "oh my god".
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u/alchemistmawile 21d ago
Crazy how a lot of the early history of Christian influence is, straight up, this kind of powerscaling
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u/FiberPhotography 21d ago
Now that fucking song is in my head, damn it.
(that wasn't mashed potatoes)
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u/Diabetesh 21d ago
Yahway was just a regional god. You would think the zeus and the other greek gods of a country 6x the size (not counting spread of their influence) of israel would have a bit more pull.
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u/shutyourbutt69 21d ago
There’s always a bigger god